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It's episode 25! Hooray! This ep is about as exciting as stamp collecting. Some people still find that cool, and we thank you. We moved to Seattle, will give you cat tips on that and discuss the collapse of the United States. Good times!

This episode we welcome a special guest. Her name is Danielle and she's going to talk about fan fiction and poop on the train. Warning: The episode is long. You can blame fan fiction for that.

We're back in 2019 and everything is still terrible. We work through Renee's sadness, and discuss the horrors of The Bachelor and Colton's virginity. Also, did you know Catherine has a driver's license? She drove a car! Terrifying. Of course you get a cat tip and Catherine has some breaking news!

After a couple of months we're back to bore with you our most boring episode ever. What did we do this summer? Should we arm teachers? No time for fender benders? People with Instagram accounts for their pets...losers? We think not.