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With brunch crushed, the dweebs roll out into the sprawling mass of Skyspears as they throw a metal fest in the middle of Logan's Folly. It's a tough crowd, but somebody's gotta squeeze through it!   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 6 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 6 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 6 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 6 Monk of Mercy Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Attribution: Song: Doom Artist: Bongripper Album: Satan Worshipping Doom (2020) Support Bongripper here! Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Piglet and Bacon Boy have arrived at the Swamp Meet to challenge Pig Man's arch nemesis, the tropical mummy himself, Tropico Babemeyer. We're racin' for pinks, and the Hambulance is on the line. Also, please don't tell anybody Pig Man's secret identity of Milfie DuBois. He also has a day job at the meat packing plant, and lives at 4112 W. Diversey Ave., Apt. 3R. But please, don't tell anybody that. Cast: Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 6 Bacon Boy Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 6 Piglet Dylan White: Level 666 Master of Hogs   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

In a world where crime never sleeps, and justice never wakes, one hog hero and his salty wards must push back against the tide of villainy and join the fight against Tropico Babemeyer, the dastardly citric mummy. This is our first in a series of one shots chronicling some of the dweebs and the very marketable Pig Man that we'll put out whenever we want to! Just drive on down to 4112 W. Diversey Avenue and join the party! Cast: Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 6 Bacon Boy Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 6 Piglet Dylan White: Level 666 Master of Hogs   Attribution: Hard Boiled Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Water Droplets on the River Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "sadtrombones” by NotR at freesound.org "gasp” by dr_skitz at freesound.org "Glas_Window_Drop_Slices_On_Floor_01” by TheSoundcatcher at freesound.org Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

We put the pancake batter to the griddle to discover that... these idiots are the worst dang customers a waiter could ask for during a Sunday Brunch rush. Come on in and see what's on the menu! (Hint: It's Wet Slop and Iced Tea Jägerbombs.)   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 6 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 6 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 6 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 6 Monk of Mercy Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

We've all been there. Chicken nugget crumbs on our fingers, barbecue sauce on our tiddy, and your ten gallon hat is about to overflow when an old friend rears their head. Don't get caught with your pants down, throw 'em in a headlock before they can stab you! Bye, girl, bye!   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of Mercy Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Bucky is BACK baby, and it's HIS turn for a spree of the shopping variety. But what's this... Tex Big Oil? Back from war, and looking for great deals? Get to steppin' before you get the boot, money bags!   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of Mercy Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Attribution: "Market_2” by le_abbaye_Noirlac at freesound.org “Tree branch breaking_1“ by speedygonzo at freesound.org “SWITCH“ by EricsSoundschmiede at freesound.org “Bottle Shattering“ by spookymodem at freesound.org   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Now that these intrepid zeroes have come back to the surface and shaken the pee out of their pants, it's time to go on a shopping spree in Logan's Folly! They hit the town and pick up bare essentials like flamethrowers, leather jackets, tea bags, and fancy cigarette holders.   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of Mercy Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Attribution: "Łódź Poland, Baluty Old Market (binaural)" by jgrzinich at freesound.org "Market 2" by le_abbaye_Noirlac at freesound.org Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Are you ready to catch this juicy wave? The gang forgot their wet suits and we're going scuba diving in a porta potty playground (a.k.a. one stinky alley). But now that they're all together again, and not being pursued by demons, they can go back out into the city of Chydark without a care in the world.   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of Mercy Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

HOO-WEE MAMA! A lot going on in this bad boy! Magozar meets a magnificently muscled mystic mentor who gets all the hoochie mamas. Alonya learns about her brother from a fellow countryman. Bucky and Tiberius swap wardrobes with some ravers to try and dodge the bouncers.   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of Mercy Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

It's about time to get on up out of them Snail Trails! Back into Chydark these dweebs go. But first, a rave and some vigilante justice, served Philly style, baby!   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

With the Gold Coast Gravediggers THWOMPED to oblivion like it's frickin' Super Mario up in here, it's time to make for the portal out of the Snail Trails. But, wait... what's that smell? THE PUZZLEMASTER HAS COME TO CLAIM THEIR DUE!!!!!!   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

The intrepid zeroes have rode the Snail Trails and experienced the power of BRAIN FLIGHT, HOOP CREATION, and also SLUG PERSON MURDER. Tiberius remembered that portals are, like, his whole thing, and now they know where the portal back to Chydark is! But first, they've spotted a group of poachers trying to pick off a gentle giant of a mollusk, and that won't frickin' stand. But first... what color are their track suits???   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

IT'S TIME TO RIDE THE SNAIL TRAILS!!! This tunnel of astral chaos hands the keys of creation over to these intrepid zeroes as they scoot on down and what do they do? They create a marshmallow fluff ball and a cosmic hoop made of the sun and stars, and they play a frickin' game of hoops! Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Juan Pablo González-Marín: Father, Level 4 Life Cleric Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons Plugs: Kelly: Twitch // Patreon // Merch Kaine: Brainworms // Twitch Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some of our merch here!

This is it. The finale of our Level Eater XI experience. We know it was supposed to be a one shot, but SO WHAT. We did a five shot. I refuse to describe this episode further. Instead, I will provide you with many of the alternate titles I could have also used: Send in the Goats Funeral Pizza Party For A Friend Crank’s Big Day Freeze Frame Star Wipe Into A (Not) Montage Oops We Did A Speedrun We Are All A Simple Boy Pickled Chicken Cheese Animal Farm 2: Farmageddon The Tutti to End All Fruttis Death to All Frolfers Hack That Sack Cluck Squad & The Noble Pigs Knife & Order: SVU Delete Your Character, Become a Swarm of Pigs Plane Shifting Away From the SEC Become An Insect Man and Burrow Away From Your Problems *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 7: "The Frigid Lair". Level Eater may be over for another year, but you can still support Lumpen Radio and Chicago artists here!  Attribution: O Fortuna by MIT Concert Choir (http://web.mit.edu/21m401/www/) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4000 Demigod of Innocence/Five Star Farm General Dylan White: Gloopy A. Lombazo, Level 4000 Raccoon Winston Churchill/Chairman of the Board Jordan Ramsier: Level 42069666 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4000 Stabber of Bailiffs/Knife of the City Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4000 Platinum Personal Trainer/Annihilator of Frolfers Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Can you smell that? It's a bunch of oiled up arsonist ogres going full tilt like a Peterbilt towards the forests of Zosha! We're getting towards the end of our Level Eater XI series, and we're feeling pretty stuffed! We make some room for seconds as the gang makes a pit stop in Portsbridge, does a little rebranding, and then book it to the forest to keep the whole dang place from going up in smoke! HOT DAMN!  *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 12: "The Final Sprint". Join in on the Level Eater XI bonanza and grab some limited edition treasures here!    Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4 Life Cleric (duh) Dylan White: Gloopy A. Lombazo, Level 4 Archfey Warlock Jordan Ramsier: Level 420 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4 Psi Warrior Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4 Eldritch Knight Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Ah yes, we come to our third course of the annual Level Eater event. The Salad course, if you will. If salad were a podcast where the tomatoes were fireballs and the croutons were pieces of chainmail. After making the warlock we set out to kill into the newest hire for our fantasy start-up, it's time to crack a new quest! It's time to dig deep and bare down into a mysterious obelisk that hides untold arcane power... and cherry Fanta??? *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 11: "Hall of Blades". Join in on the Level Eater XI bonanza and grab some limited edition treasures here!    Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4 Life Cleric (duh) Dylan White: Gloopy A. Lombazo, Level 4 Archfey Warlock Jordan Ramsier: Level 420 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4 Psi Warrior Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4 Eldritch Knight Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Oofa doofa, this one's a dooza! After corralling a battalion of ghosts into eternal rest for an appeteaser, we set our sights on the second course in the 11th installment of the annual Level Eater event as we hunt down the warlock responsible for their demise... and witness the miracle of melon-headed construct birth?!    *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 3: "Links of Power". Join in on the Level Eater XI bonanza and grab some limited edition treasures here!    Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4 Life Cleric (duh) Dylan White: Gloopy Lombazo, Level 4 Archfey Warlock Jordan Ramsier: Level 420 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4 Psi Warrior Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4 Eldritch Knight Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Cry crit, and let slip the dice of war! The portal has opened...and the dweebs have fallen into the fight for the fate of Portsbridge. In this, the 11th installment of the annual Level Eater event, we chomp our way through the first of an amuse-bouche of five quests forged by game designer Will Hindmarch.   *SPOILER ALERT*: This episode contains spoilers for quest 10: "Phantom Pain". Join in on the Level Eater XI bonanza and grab some limited edition treasures here!    Cast: Bill Ross: Crank the Cleric, Level 4 Life Cleric (duh) Dylan White: Gloopy Lombazo, Level 4 Archfey Warlock Jordan Ramsier: Level 420 Master of Dungeons Juan Rebollar-Torres: Stabby McStabbypants, Level 4 Psi Warrior Sarah Hernandez: Roarie Underbutt III, Level 4 Eldritch Knight Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

With no more ooey gooey boys standing between them and drowning, our intrepid zeroes decide to grab forty winks (and a soggy bottom) in the dungeonette that is still slowly filling with water. With the help of Cubert and the gnome who is known to all, they get ready to throw wide the doors of perception and take the trip of a lifetime.   Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 4 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 4 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 4 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 4 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord   Buy some Merch here!

Our intrepid zeroes have whittled away at the black puddin's and left only one standing! Will they crush this ooey gooey boy betwixt their grubby little fingers, or will they fall one after another before its corrosive wiggle jiggle?? Magozar enjoys some reflection in his wet room. Bucky takes some turbo shots. Tiberius hits a nasty crit streak. Alonya serves barbarian realness in all her glory. Cast: Juan Rebollar-Torres: Tiberius Pejorative, Level 3 Horizon Walker Sarah Hernandez: Alonya Nicolavenya, Level 3 Zealot Barbarian Jordan Ramsier: Buick "Bucky" Thunderwing, Level 3 Necromancer Bill Ross: Magozar Singing-Water, Level 3 Monk of the Open Hand Dylan White: Level 100 Master of Dungeons   Contact: Facebook Twitter Instagram Discord Buy some Merch here!