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Neal Brennan joins us as Randy describes a corn theft, Daniel warns against licorice mistakes, and Jason pleads with you to not visit sex workers on your honeymoon, and so much more! This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Try online therapy at betterhelp.com/DPT

Beth Stelling sits in while Daniel explains how a couple gets caught having sex in court, Jason tells of car thieves got arrested by stopping at McDonalds, and Randy paints a scene of a woman doing Irish folk dancing during a sobriety test, and so much more!

David Cross sits in as Randy tells a story of a father/son Pokemon Go team turns to assault, Daniel describes an unusual robot, and Jason explains how a woman can control bees and so much more!

Kelsey Cook is here to hang as Daniel describes a gimp man on the loose in England, Randy regails about a moody airline passenger, and Jason details the best (?) way to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses, and so much more!

Jason Nash stops by as Dan shares a story about a woman with a pitchfork and a whip outside a Publix, and Randy concludes with a couple that contaminated a town's water supply with their gender reveal and so much more!

Kyle Kinane, Robby Hoffman, and DJ Eva join us live from SF Sketchfest to play a round of "Which Florida Man Are You?" (based on their birthdates), Jason tells the story of a couple who got handsy while in line for a ride, Randy explains how a scammer posed as Bret Michaels to get money, and Daniel plays a round of "What Did We Get Stuck In Ourselves in 2022?" 

Rory Scovel sits in as Randy tells the story of a truck thief found in the trailer, Daniel explains how a throuple can involve a sex doll, and Jason concludes with a man who calls 9-1-1 on his sister over laundry, and so much more!

Comedian/actor/Founder of All Things Comedy, Al Madrigal, is here as Randy tells the tale of a boudoir photo album lost in a divorce, Jason explains how a woman ended up superglued to a swing, and Daniel contemplates how someone tried to rob their fellow passengers on an international flight, and so much more!

Fortune Feimster joins as Dan regales about an inmate's escape on a bike, Randy tells of a home invasion for cheesecake, and Jason relays a story about oddly shaped cloud! And so much more!

Brian Posehn stops by to listen to Randy tell of an emu and chef crimefighting team, Dan recaps a lawnmower interrupting a wedding, and Jason warns against sleeping with your mouth open! And more!

Rob Corddry steps into the basement with Dan, Jason, and Randy for their first episode from All Things Comedy. The first story is about a man taking his morning revenge out on his ex's grave, the second is about a company that's willing to pay you to put roaches in your house, and the third is about a man on a joyride (on top of his vehicle).

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Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Marta Ravin! This weeks story is about a dog behind the wheel?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a stolen sheriff's car. The second story is a lesson in getting what you pay for. The final story is about 2 helpful Denny's customers? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Scott Rogowsky comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a mistaken robbery. The second story is all about motherhood. The final story is a shocking surprise on a roof. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome in Brooklyn! In story one, a landlord gives warning for "loud romping". In story two, a dog ends a relationship. The last story is about a "hot pursuit" in a Vegas airport... And special musical guest Max Clarke of Cut Worms!

This week Aimee Mann & Ted Leo come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the city of brotherly HATE?? The second story finds an unlikely pair walking into a bar. The final story is about a real like Black Mirror episode.

Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Mark Ellis! This weeks story is about one mom's mishap in a sundress.

This week Byron Bowers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about a getaway with the worst possible vehicle. The second story is a very happy meal. The final story is about an entrepreneur.