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Final. Notable words and phrases heard: Dirk Moonfire, sweet poontang, zipperfly, squealed with delight, Spherical Tomi, Keanu Reeves.

Semi-Finals. Notable words and phrases heard: awesome sound effect, lightning round, enormous mixing board, Deliverance.

Semi-Finals. Notable words and phrases heard: Radiohead, shampoo/conditioner, squeezing into holes, super sperm.

Number 4 seed: The Mighty Thor (Norse Mythos, Marvel Comics, 80s Metal) vs. Ash (Evil Dead). Notable words and phrases heard: The Priest of the Temple of Syrinx, Bob Vila and Norm, "Verily, mortal female", Wizard of Oz, Mister Rogers.

Number 3 seed: TD-0013 (A Diff'rent Point of View) vs. Number 6: Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (Battlestar Galactica). Notable words and phrases heard: checking out my ass, the naked guy, you ignorant simp, personals ad, lesbian.

Number 2 seed: Six Million Dollar Man vs. number 7: Gandalf (Lord of the Rings). Notable words and phrases heard: bionic load, some guy named JR, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Alex Rodriguez, Underoos.

Number 1 seed: Dr. Evil (Austin Powers) vs. number 8: the T-800 Terminator. First official battle of Duel of the Fates 2 tournament. Notable words and phrases heard: Scott Baio, fembot, girlyman, Icarus, acronyms.

Begin Duel of the Fates 2! Exhibition duel between Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson) and Silver Surfer (Marvel Comics). Notable words and phrases heard: Excelsior!, Crouching Gonzo, Hidden Bacon, shaggy and cartoonish, Statler and Waldorf.