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The Beatles stopped recording 50 years ago, Spiderman will still be shootin webs in the MCU, Amazon releases tons of new smart devices and getting stuck in a bathroom will divert a plane. Trending Beatles Abbey Road 50th Anniversary  September 26, 1969 Come Together Something Octopus’ Garden Here Comes the Sun Oh! Darling Last album recorded by the Beatles Let It Be was final LP released, but entirely recorded before 1969   Plot twist: Spider-Man is sticking with the MCU for at least two more films Marvel and Sony have made up and combined forces for 2 more films July 16, 2021 is the next installment  Spiderman can also appear in Marvel films now Interesting reason to divert a plane https://twitter.com/tompodolec/status/1177042955091271681     Funny tweet https://twitter.com/shashashasha/status/1176886711747526658 Funny, but… interesting.  Keyboard warriors rant?   Amazon Event   Echo Loop Discreetly vibrates for notifications Titanium ring  Essentially an entire Echo in miniature: inside the titanium frame are two microphones Invite Only $129   Echo Frames $180 Look very similar to Bose Frames  Allows Alexa smart assistant to operate on them Invite-only  Android phone only    Echo Buds Works with Alexa Feature Bose noise reduction technology They plan to have Alexa give specific directions through the buds later this year, how to get to Whole Foods, even down to a specific aisle where an item is 5 hours of battery off a single charge 20 hours total including the case  $129   Alexa Smart Oven Scan packages A combination of microwave, convection cooker, air fryer, and food warmer. “Scan to cook” feature on packages from wholefoods Bundling echo dot with it $249   Ring’s indoor camera  The Ring Indoor Cam is a new, smaller, and cheaper version of the Stick Up Cam. It’s intended to only be used indoors, and is only offered in a wired version, so it’s cheaper at $59.99   Echo Flex Smallest Echo device yet Plugs into outlets - contains microphone for Alexa connected commands $24 You can add on attachments like motion detector and night light for an extra $14   Eero Router setup in 10 minutes or less Dual Band Radio System and support for Eero Secure and Eero Secure Plus Premium Subscriptions Turn wifi off for specific devices or turning on Guest wifi for people coming over $99 or $249 for three pack   Echo Glow Smart lamp for kids Can blink in patterns or glow in campfire mode   Echo Studio High-End smart speaker Supports Dolby Atmos and 3D audio Most “Innovative Speaker” they have every built Aiming to provide Lossless music in the Amazon music streaming service     Celebrity voices  Samuel L. Jackson can be your new Alexa voice Yes there is an explicit version of his voice New multilingual modes for families that speak different languages in a single house New frustration AI, Alexa understands when you are getting frustrated when she can’t find something you are looking for.    6 Pack Pick Em’ CFB: Duke vs Virginia Tech // VT -2.5 Penn State vs Maryland // Penn State -7 NOPE Michigan vs Rutgers // Rutgers +28  Auburn vs Mississippi State // Auburn -10 Mississippi vs Alabama // MISS +38 Wisconsin vs Northwestern // WIS -24.5 NFL: BAL vs CLE // BAL -3.5 KC vs DET // KC -4.5 PIT vs CIN // PIT -3.5 MIN vs CHI // MIN +3  NYG vs WAS // NYG -2 IND vs OAK // IND -6 EPL: Liverpool vs Sheffield // Liverpool -275 Chelsea vs Brighton // Chelsea -230 Tottenham vs Southampton // Tottenham -230 Leicester City vs Newcastle United // Leicester City - 195

  FIRST DAY OF FALL! Emilia gets stiffed (again), Antonio quits the NFL and Breaking Bad makes a movie!   Trending First day of Fall As Jimmy Fallon says “Thank you, Autumn, for being Fall’s stripper name Easily the best season of the year, hands down. Pumpkin Spice, cozy blankets, halloween movies, girls in scarves and sweaters   Emmy’s last night Emilia Clarke missed out on another Emmy chance Nominated 4 times and never won Jodie Comer Game of Thrones - Outstanding Drama  Fleabag - Outstanding Comedy  Chernobyl - Limited series Bill Hader, Barry - Comedy Series Actor  Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag - Comedy Series Actress   Breaking Bad New trailer for El Camino dropped with Jesse Pinkman sitting in the El Camino shortly after the machine gun shoot out in the final episode The radio announcement says 9 victims at the scene, but there were only 8 once Walt left…  YEAH, BITCH Drops October 11th   VP Pence Brings 8-car Motorcade onto Mackinac Island in Michigan https://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/elections/2019/09/21/mike-pence-motorcade-mackinac-island/2403623001/   Island has banned motor vehicles since 1898 When President Gerald Ford visited the island in 1975 — the only sitting president to make such a visit — he and first lady Betty Ford traveled by horse-drawn carriage.   Antonio Brown Watch: He’s now apparently “quit” the NFL Tweeted out screenshots allegations against Ben Roethlisberger (2010) alleged sexual assault against two women. Ben never charged. Shannon Sharpe (2010) restraining order which the woman was actually stalking him. Quickly dismissed. Robert Kraft (2019) prostitution scandal  Weekend Bet Wrap-up got REKT this weekend in the bets College FUCK FRIDAY NIGHT GAMES - NEVER AGAIN Templed couldn’t handle Buffalo - Vin called that one  Pitt didn’t just cover, but they won Took Ohio State at -52.5 at half, easy lock Had LSU at -24 they barely snuck by Took a large bet on Oregon at -10.5 NFL  Every game basically was a bust for betting KC covered BAL BUF couldn’t hold off Cin to cover NYJ actually fucking scored 14 to cover - WILDLY unexpected PHIL blows and couldn’t even beat the Lions DAL barely covered MIA I love and hate the cause I thought they would be ass but the SAINTS actually beat SEA and blew that cover from happening LA actually covered Vs CLE last night   EPL Man United couldn’t get their shit together Vs. West Ham I had Liverpool, Man City, Arsenal and Man United    

  J-Lo in that Versace dress, idiots head to Area 51 and explosive poop with 10 seconds warning!     Trending   J-LO-MG   https://twitter.com/JarettSays/status/1175122606963351553   Area 51 Day  https://twitter.com/i/events/1174759401602682880 Couple hundred people arrived    https://twitter.com/mickakers/status/1174983403160006656 https://twitter.com/yoongisteef/status/1175073668239646725   iPhone release day People lined up around the world to get their new phone Didn’t expect too many people would with the option of preorder People still like the excitement of going to the store Our phones are on a truck or sitting at our apartment now   Sports Bets   CFB: Air Force + 7 @ Boise Northwestern + 9 vs Michigan State Florida -14 vs Tennessee Pitt +11 vs UCF Temp -15 vs Buff Central Michigan +29.5 @ Miami   NFL: GB -6.5 vs DEN KC -6 vs BAL BUF -4.5 vs CIN NE -16 vs NYJ DAL -15.5 vs MIA LA -1.5 vs CLE   Premier: Spurs +150 vs Leicester Arsenal -235 vs Aston Villa Liverpool +100 vs Chelsea Man City -950 vs Watford Man United +125 vs West Ham   Would You Rather Netflix OR Amazon Prime? Eat with your hands for the rest of your life OR only with a fork and knife? Explosive poop but only have 10 seconds warning OR urinate by dropping all your clothes and yelling Heil Hitler

Antonio Brown GONE in New England

  The guys rank the best cheeseburgers, Game of Thrones is going to clean house at the Emmy's and the best HBO Character of all time is...     Umbrella blocking door https://twitter.com/NeerajKA/status/1173997679363407872 WeWork office is locked from an umbrella blocking the door Company has moved to another office without even giving real effort to fix it. How would you solve this issue?   National Cheeseburger Day   McDonalds, Wendy’s, Burger King, Five Guys, Shake Shack, In-n-Out, Whataburger Segment 2: Film Emmy’s! https://tv.avclub.com/what-shows-will-win-and-which-should-win-at-the-2019-1838189669 nominee’s, predictions, other bs in each category  potentially ideas on emmys that is unique, not like every other show on the planet HBO Max//Streaming Big Bang Theory gets signed for $1 Billion Friends going to HBO with them Seinfield goes to Netflix in 2021 for $500 Million the Office is going to NBC streaming, they want to reboot the series also  Segment 3: This or That, Overrated/Underrated, Would You Rather https://twitter.com/HBO/status/1173958402600554496   Vin: Ari Gold Tony Soprano Daenarys Targaryen   Blake:  Ari Gold  Tony Soprano  Dinish/Gilfoyle   Follow up: Worst Character? Overrated characters?       

MOAR Dinosaurs, GM Auto Strike, MoviePass Shuts Down and QB Injuries   Jurassic World released Battle of Big Rock Short Film https://twitter.com/jurassicworld/status/1173461348069650432?s=21 Shows humans and dinosaurs living amongst one another.  Family of four encounter dinosaurs in the woods that turns into fight of their lives I've always loved Jurassic Park movies. Dinosaurs fascinate me.  Could this ever be a reality? Let’s talk dinosaurs for a minute.   Ash Ketchum finally wins Pokemon League Championship   First time in the 20 year history Ash has won He has traveled across the land, searching far and wide, in an attempt to catch 'em all Twitter  Well damn, the kid finally did it…  "Which was bigger? LeBron coming back 3-1 against the Warriors or Ash Ketchum winning his first Pokemon league after a 22 year drought?"   United Auto Workers kicked off a strike at GM’s U.S. factories at midnight https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-09-15/union-set-to-let-gm-contract-expire-raising-odds-of-a-strike GM faces losses of $50M/day GM's first major work stoppage in 12 years. A reminder of the UAW’s firepower: The 84-year-old union represents almost 150,000 workers at GM, Ford, and Fiat Chrysler factories in the U.S. It’s got a $750 million war chest to keep paying members while they’re on strike.  After tenuous recent discussions, GM made the unusual move of publicizing what it had offered the UAW in negotiations: $7 billion in new U.S. factory investments, 5,400 jobs, higher pay, and a proposal for idled plants. The union wasn’t impressed. It wants GM to a) accelerate entry-level workers’ paths to peak wage b) invest more in U.S. factories and c) potentially add models to four plants without future products to produce. The UAW’s dealing with internal chaos, too. A federal corruption investigation has targeted sitting officials, including president Gary Jones.   MoviePass shuts down after disrupting the movie industry Founded in 2011, MoviePass offered a $40/month subscription that let you into any theater to watch any movie. Worth it only for the very lonely and movie-crazy. Mitch Lowe was hired as CEO. There were only 20K customers, so he cut the price by 75%. At $10/month, the breakeven price for MoviePass was 1 movie per month, so people signed up. 3M people binged 5% of all movies watched in late 2018. Theaters still charged full price for each ticket, forcing MoviePass to pay the difference — and lose $21M/month ("Amazon lost money for 20 years" — the CEO). So it had to raise prices/add a bunch of restrictions. This Saturday: It's over. The parent company doesn't know when or if it will come back. Globo-theater-chain AMC now offers something like MoviePass. MoviePass "pulled a Napster": it changed the industry even though it didn't survive.   Segment 2: Weekend Wrapup   We got absolutely slaughtered on the books this weekend.  No need to go pick by pick, we pretty much got beat on all of em this weekend. Only Winners: Kansas City -7 // 28-10 over Oakland Buffalo -2 // 28-14 over NYG Dallas -5.5 // 31-21 over Washington Pitt +17 // 10-17 loss to Penn State OSU -17.5 // 51-10 over Indiana   Antonio Brown got to play (even though Robert Kraft said he wouldn’t have signed him if he knew about this lawsuit)… he caught a TD   Bad day for old QB’s not named Tom Brady: Big Ben (elbow) and Drew Brees (thumb) both getting looked at today.    International football back in action: Spurs spanked Crystal Palace 4-0 Roma took care of Sassuolo 4-2 Norwich beating Man City 3-2 Chelsea over Wolves 5-2 Milan beat Verona 1-0 in a game where each team had a man sent off  Juventus stymied by Fiorentina 0-0   Monday Thoughts: Could possibly quickly make a joke here about getting slaughtered in gambling this weekend.    Blake: Axe throwing conspiracies - all the videos online of axes bouncing off the wall and narrowly missing people. Where are the injuries?   Are the companies in bed with the insurance agencies?    Vincenzo:   Security lines at airports   These photos are from ATL this Monday morning at 7am, an airport I hate with all my soul.    But there has to be a better way with TSA and travel security. I don't know what it is, but the process should be streamlined, especially for frequent travelers. 

    Friday the 13th Full-Moon All the superstitions Real? or Fake? 13 Tattoos Idiots do this - the dumbest idea ever Halloween movies allowed now?    Apple iPhones went on sale this morning Seamless process  Which phone did you get? Color? Delivery Date? CFB Bets UNC vs. Wake Forest // UNC +3 Mack Brown is gonna take UNC  Maryland vs. Temple // Maryland -7 Josh Jackson is gonna light them up OSU vs. Indiana // OSU -17.5 Easy money USC vs. BYU // USC -4.5 BYU OT win over UT was cause UT is so bad, not because BYU is good Florida vs. Kentucky // Florida -8 Florida is looking strong in SEC opener  Florida St. vs. Virginia // Virginia -7.5 Virginia is sold in the ACC. Florida ST. is terrible.  Clemson vs. Syracuse // Clemson -28 This game is always tough, but Syracuse looks so bad this year it will be a blow out Hawaii vs. Washington // Hawaii +21.5 Washington is coming off a weather delayed loss to CAL looking for vengeance, but i don’t see them covering -21.5 over the high flying offense of Hawaii Oklahoma vs UCLA // Oklahoma -21.5 Oklahoma is just a force to be reckon with. I would’ve taken them at -30 thats how big they will win this game   NFL Bets TN vs IND // TN -3 DAL vs WAS // DAL -5 BAL vs ARI // BAL -13 NE vs. MIA // NE -19 KC vs. OAK // KC -7 CLE vs NYJ // CLE -6.5  

The Funniest Nazi Movie of the Fall     Apple Slofies - Slow-Mo Selfies  iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro,  iPhone 11 Pro Max iPhone 11  2 cameras 4 hours longer batter than XR iPhone 11 Pro  Max 3 Cameras  5 hours longer battery than previous Max Apple TV+  $4.99 November 1 Apple Watch Series 5 Great new Health Studies Hearing Health, Women’s Health, and Heart & Movement Studies Always on watch face   Mrs. Monopoly https://twitter.com/i/events/117140250`7072835584 Monopoly has come out with a new Mrs. Monopoly game with a twist It supposed to fix the women’s pay gap Women start with $1,900 Men start with $1,500 Women collect $240 passing go Men collect normal $200 Rideshare instead of Railroads Wifi instead of water works  Twitter has mixed reactions As a woman, I find #MsMonopoly sexist. Equality doesn't mean women make more than men. #EpicFail Did monopoly ever have to do with men making more money than women? Bcuz I don’t ever remember that being the reason for the game or a point of view on it.   Jennifer Lopez Super-Bowl Halftime JLO was on a recent in an interview that asked her if she is going to do the Half Time show - she starred blank and didn’t answer People started reacting that she could do the Super-bowl and win an Oscar a couple days later Wild they could even think this, no way in hell she win’s an Oscar for Hustlers Possible song lineup for Super-Bowl: Get right, On The Floor, Let’s Get Loud, Waiting for tonight, Love don’t cost a thing, Dance Again, Jenny From the Block, and Booty   Ford vs. Ferrari  Critics are calling it a super Dad movie - kinda cheesy but holds up Cast Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Jon Bernthal, Josh Lucas (reappears from idk where), Tracy Letts Oscar performance? Running the same release playbook as recent best picture winners such as Moonlight, 12 Years a Slave, and Argo. See Jason Momoa Apple debuted the trailer at their apple Apple TV+ $4.99 Follows post-apocalyptic sci-fi world where people lost the ability to see. Two babies are born that have the ability to see. Starts all out war over who should have the babies, should they be kept alive? JoJo Rabbit Spoof about a 10 year old boy who has an imaginary best friend: Hitler  Trailer looks hilarious - very well cut Cast  Scarlet Johansson, Sam Rockwell, Rebel Wilson, Stephen Merchant  Premiered at the Toronto Film Festival last week Critics are saying it is a fun laugh of a movie - don’t take it too serious     

Neymar's Overrated, What Apple's Ramming Down Our Throats Now, and Richard Mille Get's Airtime       Fifa 20 ratings are out Messi is top - 94 Should be higher Ronaldo - 93 Neymar -92 Wildly overrated  Van Dijk - 90 Solid rating - deservingly so - UEFA player of the year Dybala - 88 iPhone event preview  3 new iPhones // iPhone 11 Pro, iPhone 11 Pro Max, iPhone 11 Features  Faster Processors Improved Face ID New Camera System with 3 cameras on the back Apple watches Possible AI tech for sleep tracking on the Apple watch Rumor mill Macbooks, iPads, and Apple TV hardware Apple TV is long overdue for a revamp - A12 processor  Possible Apple Tag - similar to Tile - Apple revamped the Find My app recently so speculation is swirling  Possible Apple TV Plus in depth look into new features or shows coming soon this fall.  Cost? Actual launch date Rumors have said November  One more thing? Big speculation if apple will drop something big this time Noise-Canceling Airpods? Apple branded Headphones? AirPower Charging Pad??   Odell Beckham Jr and Rafael Nadal both wore Richard Mille watches during games on Sunday Odell wore the RM 11-03, valued at $350,000 NFL commented it wasn’t allowed because “You can’t wait hard objects on the field”  Won’t fine him, but is having a chat about it with OBJ and Browns  Nadal wore the RM27-03, valued at $725,000 Who takes top spot for Flex of the year so far? Playing football in it? which is against the rules Winning Grand Slam 19 in the 5th set in it?   College Boise St. -12 L // Boise 14-7 Marshall Only beat Marshall 14-7… you can’t cover a -12 spread against Marshall?!?  I will never beat on that stupid blue field again WVU +14 L // Mizzu 38-7 WVU I hate those fucking couch burning hicks. How do you take an L to Mizzu THAT BAD? 38-7 // Only need 17 more to cover I don’t usually have hate in my heart, but I the hate runs deep Army +22.5 W // Michigan 24-21 Army Army covering wasn’t impressive, knew that was going to happen. Them almost actually BEATING Michigan is what is impressive.  Ohio St. -15 W // OSU 42-0 Cincy This was a no brainer win My barber feed me some terrible inside source material Texas A&M +18 W // Clemson 24-10 Texas A&M I LOVE Texas A&M // Backdoor cover with 10 sec left.  Clemson looks incredible - played strong. Had them 24-3 ended up giving up last sec TD. Putting more money on Clemson this season for sure. Auburn -17.5 W // Auburn 24-6 Tulane Auburn barely held on to cover Tulane. Pretty decent spread but felt Auburn could handle it Feel uneasy about any other Auburn pick this year Oregon -24 W // Oregon 77-6 Nevada  Oregon DESTROYED Nevada 77-6  3x the spread High flying offense always finds a way at home Cal +13.5 W // Cal 20-19 Washington One of the more bold predictions of the week.  Going off the game last year we knew Cal always gives Washington a tough time. Wisconsin -35 W // Wisconsin 61-0 Central Michigan Wisconsin FUCKS Massive spread to cover and they almost doubled it I said they were bred different up there    NFL DAL -7 W // DAL 35-17] Time for Eli to retire? Trade him? JAC should have traded for him Prescott is coming for that bag  Zero defense almost 1,000 yards combined  SEA -9.5 L // SEA 21-20 CIN Way closer than expected, believed CIN was Terrible, might be and SEA might just be as bad LAC -6 L // LAC 30-24 IND How do you not destroy a team who’s star QB retires the previous week? I’ve always felt a hate toward LAC - something about Rivers pisses me off PHI -10 L // PHI 32-27 WAS WTF PHI I tweeted out with about 2 min to go saying I had no doubt they were going to come back to cover in the 2nd half. They had it till they didn’t.  LA -1.5 W // LA 30-27 CAR Wildly closer than expected also.  CLE -5.5 L // TN 43-13 CLE CLE is awful. I don’t see them being any better than they are now. Hopes to high for them.  KC -3.5 W // KC 40-26 JAC I wanna say KC ripped them but they also gave up 26 Basically killed Big Dick Nick He is in surgery today for a broken clavicle  BAL -7 W // BAL 59-10 MIA FUCKS.  DEN -2.5 ? // DEN-OAK Monday Night    Blake: Where are we at with Fry Preservatives? You order fries from Postmates or UberEats with your meal they TRASH by the time they get there.  Can we not figure a way out to transfer potato products yet? Put more preservatives in them, don’t give a shit, just don’t give me mussy fries We have the most intricate Michelin star food in the world but we can’t figure out musy fries We will literally pay extra for them   Vin: Fountain of Youth. Tom Brady stan.  

Antonio Brown the Clown and a $6000, 9-team parlay

Tiger caught on camera, public fleshlight at Burning Man and Florida's new hurricane defense system.   Tiger was heavily invested in the Nadal-Čilić match this weekend at the US Open Tiger was with his kids Sam and Charlie Tiger dropped his famous under the breath fuck he is known for on the golf course then dropped back in his seat to give the 1,000 mile stare all sports fans know after Nadal was broken in a set late in the match  Obviously he has a quarter mil on this match - which is like $25 to him - BUT he may not even have very much on the game he is just so competitive he hates loosing so much he may only have a grand on the match which is how much he uses to wipe his ass Family game night must draw blood in the Woods house hold It was late in the final set that the true magic happen between Tiger and Nadal Nadal delivered one of the most insane returns I’ve ever witnessed in tennis history https://twitter.com/usopen/status/1168708730944274432?s=20 Nadal gave one of the legendary Tiger fist pumps - Tiger was in the stands delivering his own first pump The earth almost imploded into it’s self with so much legendary energy in one place at one time   Flume eat’s ass during burning man set He didn’t actually do it though - He lifted a girl up and stuck his face in her ass to act like he did.  Girlfriend posted it on her IG Story For sure proves he does though To his credit, would you rather eat ass at Burning Man? or Coachella?  Coachella - IG models from West Hollywood - lots of grassy spots Burning man - IG models, but more actual hippies - Sand, just all sandpaper tongue action  Flume is getting all the support from the EDM community - so basically this confirms what we all knew, they are free spirit freaks  To Flume’s credit there is a public fleshlight hanging from a string in the middle of burning man - could be worse things getting caught doing. https://twitter.com/ pvjamvs/status/1168627128310497281?s=12 Flume the NEW bad boy of EDM? Can he dethrone Diplo?  This brings up the classic Reba outtake https://twitter.com/prasejeebus/status/939591596714135553?s=20   Does this idiot really think you can stop a hurricane with ice? https://twitter.com/tyler_vazquez/status/1168235639285964801?s=20 Navy should drop ice? Air Force should fly in reverse? Why are these morons congregating in Florida? Oh, and these people can vote… yea think about that.   Quick Hits: Newark Airport evacuated due to “unknown” reasons https://twitter.com/i/events/1168695742015275008?s=13 Jared Goff signs RECORD NFL guaranteed contract https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1169056965689040896?s=20 Zeke Gets paid Antonio Brown continues Bad Boys For Life trailer… dope af! How is it SEPTEMBER already? Just yesterday we were watching the most boring Superbowl of all-time Spike Lee finally won his first Oscar  Nippsey Hustle was caught slippin’ New Music: Post Malone - Dropped a new song called Circles Sounds exactly like all his other songs - Still said - still uses reverb - still loves Kurt Cobain So naturally it is a banger - but a sad banger also fuck the girl that broke this dudes heart - might be the longest post breakup sadness ever Tool - released an album for the first time in 13 years Dudes around 40 that look like Nicholas Cage are in chaos mode right now Tweets from people WITH BLUE CHECKS calling it album of the decade - WUT Benny Blanco - Dropped a remake of the legendary Graduation song from Vitamin C Blanco is one of the hottest producers in the game  Juice WORLD literally sounds like every other auto tune rapper out there zero difference - could be anyone honestly It is a fun song - its just Benny being Benny Lana Del Ray - Released her new album Norman Fucking Rockwell  It sounds just like every song she has ever done - slow and sad Has anyone ever been to a Lana Del Ray concert?  I imagine it being the saddest place  is it just people standing around crying?    Overrated/Underrated   RANCH VS KETCHUP https://thetakeout.com/ranch-now-beating-ketchup-in-condiment-wars-says-ranch-1837835850