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OUR 5OTH EPISODE!! And we celebrate with the Bajor-shattering first appearance of Gul Damarcus! But if that's not enough, we also get the reveal of Dr. Bashir's middle name, in an all-time classic episode that shows him (once again) using his unparalleled medical genius to be a hero. Plus: we finally find out why Garak was exiled from the Cardassian Empire. Or do we? And Sohail quits the podcast! It's Drunk Space 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes, that's 50 exclamation points, in case you were wondering, which you weren't)

We celebrate our Two-Year Anniversary with a very special guest, and by watching two episodes at once!! Well, we don't watch them at once, that would be maddening. We watch them back-to-back, but we talk about them at once!! What more could you want from a Two-Year Anniversary Spectacular than: Political Intrigue, Farming, Bad Acting, Terrorism, Ernie Hudson, and Gul Dukat finally showing everyone he's the boss of this show? Well, if you want more than that, you're out of luck, cause that's all there is on this episode of Drunk Space Nine. With Special Guest PATTY, Scott & Sohail's personal Ernie Hudson come back from the past! Will she put the uniform back on, or blast it with her laser thingy? You'll have to listen to find out. Happy Second Anniversary to US!!

An ultra special collector's item dvd extra bonus commentary track!! Listen to Paula live as she watches her first ever Star Trek episode, Deep Space Nine S5E7 "Let He Who Is Without Sin." A companion piece to the classic, award-winning episode of Drunk Space Nine: Paula's First Star Trek!  

Special Guest PAULA watches Star Trek for the first time ever! Lucky for her it's an episode about everybody's favorite sex planet. Everyone except Forehead Guy, that is. Because Forehead Guy's got issues. It all goes back to a childhood soccer game and... well, you'll have to listen to find out. Or watch the episode. Either watch the episode or listen to this podcast, those are the two ways you can find out about Forehead Guy's soccer game. Or do both. We don't really care either way, it's your life.

How can you have a Blood Oath with no blood? Well, they certainly try, on this entirely bloodless episode of our favorite Star Trek show. So they've left it up to us to bring all the blood. And bring the blood we do! On this extra bloody episode of Blood Space Nine!!

The CHIEF returns to the show! It's an all-out love-fest as Quark's old girlfriend returns. Odo shows Quark some love, Garak shows Quark some love, we ALL show Quark some love! Because how can you NOT love those gorgeous lobes? Interspecies love conquers all, and just in time for Valentine's Day, on this super romantic episode or Drunk Space Nine! Plus: More of our usual Laura Linney discussions.

SPOILER ALERT!!! It's the first ever episode of ROGUE DRUNK SPACE NINE! Gul DuSkat welcomes his fantastic NEW co-host The Space Cowboy aka The Sexual Sisko aka Crinkle Doctor of Chaos. And we dive RIGHT INTO the DEEP END with the greatest episode of them all: IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT. It's the best of the best of the best right here on ROGUE DRUNK SPACE NINE.

Why would anyone want a slug put into their bellies? And is it a slug, or a worm? And what will happen when Major Kira tries to sex assassinate an ENTIRE UNIVERSE? Also, will Aron Eisenberg come on our show? The answers lie within this episode of Drunk Space Nine!

After a well-deserved mid-season hiatus, we now make our glorious return with 47 minutes of subpar podcasting. The wormhole opens once more! 

We've got overtones, undertones, throughtones, all kinds of tones... Philosophical arguments about Nature vs. Technology. Some lady named Alixus keeps asking The Sisko to take his clothes off. There's a Hell-box. O'Brien goes into jungle commando mode. Robert E. Lee's ghost shows up. And why is everyone so down on Steve?? It's another negligible episode of Drunk Space Nine. 

Do you ever have the feeling your friends are lying to you? Is your wife acting strange all of a sudden? Maybe you think your podcast co-host is plotting behind your back to replace you? Some people might tell you you're crazy. Paranoid even. But remember: it's not paranoia if they're really out to get you! This episode of Drunk Space Nine is watching you right now through that window...

At long last, the secret history of Dr. Julian Bashir's love-life REVEALED! We needed a third crew member to dissect a revelation this important, so we've brought on The Chief to share his expertise on love, marriage, and engineering. To have a Keiko, or not have a Keiko? That's the question, on this extra special episode of Drunk Space Nine.  Plus: Our first-ever Twitter Questions Segment! It's a disaster!

Sohail feels bad right now, because he's worried that whoever did the special effects for this episode is going to listen to our show and get their feelings hurt because he was saying such awful things about their work. That's what's great about Sohail, because ultimately, despite his edgy and dangerous on-air persona, he really is a decent guy at heart. However, to be a good critic means you can't be worried about what other people think of your opinions. And we take our jobs as critics seriously here at Drunk Space Nine. So rest assured that we will not hold back any controversial thoughts, while continuing to deliver the classy, debonaire insight and commentary that the Star Trek community has grown accustomed to. LLAP -Leather Daddy

Realities converge in the podcast crossover event of the century! Meredith & Cait from 'There Will Be Drinking' & 'There Will Be Drinking Recaps Twin Peaks' are joined by Scott & Sohail from 'Drunk Space Nine,' as they take a trip through the Black Lodge and into the Wormhole. Pour yourself a Bajerrian Orb and get ready for this episode of... There Will Be Tribbles! Also be sure to subscribe to Meredith & Cait's podcasts on your listening devices and visit their website at https://www.therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com Sisko out!!

Rivalries. Balls. Con men. Con women. Chief O'Cronin. Prince Humperdink. Keiko's perfume. Neutrinos. And Lenny From Australia! Drunk Space Nine goes intercontinental.

The WORST episode ever! You should probably skip this one. Plus: Sohail's Birthday Addendum!

Alamarain!! The Sisko's heart is reignited like a dead star brought back to life by Professor Promoutheus. And if that's not enough for you, we discuss a legendary deleted scene, Apple's invisible cash registers, and metzitzah b'peh!! It's another can't-miss episode of Drunk Space Nine!

We celebrate our first year of podcasting with our FINAL EPISODE! Plus: Elton John, Twin Peaks, Passover dinner, life on Saturn, and everything else you'd expect from a Star Trek podcast (minus the Star Trek talk). It's the Drunk Space Nine First Anniversary Non-Trektacular!!!

It's the episode we've all been waiting for: a look at Terok Nor in it's prime, with the great Gul Dukat running the most secure, efficient, and dare I say, FUN space station in all of the Cardiassians' occupied territories! Plus: Odo sticks a cold case in the microwave, and as a result we learn Major Kira's secret history as an underground terrorist resistance sex assassin! How do we know she's lying? Because her epidermis isn't swollen. But we are! It's another swollen episode of Drunk Space Nine!