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It's a clips extravaganza on Double Threat this week as Tom and Julie plow through ten (count 'em TEN!) listener clips, including Scott Adams house tour, Nigella Lawson saying "microwave," a pair of public access theater critics, and more! Plus Brett reveals his love for rubs and glazes! And Julie breaks down the Armie Hammer scandal for Tom!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY:*RAYCON: Get 15% off your entire Raycon order at buyraycon.com/tomandjulie*HELLO FRESH: hellofresh.com/tomandjulie10 and code TOMANDJULIE10 for 10 free meals and free shipping*WONDERY'S THE VANISHED: Subscribe to The Vanished on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or listen ad-free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app*BETTER HELP: Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/tomandjulieTODAY'S CLIPS:*Weird Al "Chicken Pot Pie" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siZMgywImXY&feature=youtu.be*Nigella Lawson https://twitter.com/etceterawithest/status/1336287775390396417*Walmart Fight Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4*Dr Dick https://www.doctordick.de*Two on the Aisle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSlynL_-Zok&feature=emb_title*Miles Davis Door https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwOipTXvNNo&feature=youtu.be*Big Ang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJFitY_mY9A&feature=youtu.be*Ben & Jerry's Graveyard https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=252&v=JzN6gs-Iebg&feature=youtu.be*Mike Parry Cinnamon Challenge https://twitter.com/WeLoveBettingUK/status/1229110192471711749*Scott Adams House Tour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43oV01a6qY8&feature=youtu.beDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

Having recently been blocked by Alec Baldwin on Twitter, Tom and Julie are joined by frequently blocked comedian Andy Kindler and a panel of blocked-by-Baldwin listeners, including Variety editor-at-large Kate Aurthur, to discuss the experience of being blocked by the celebrity actor (best known for supporting roles in State and Main and the Mission: Impossible franchise) and to come to terms with their conflicted feelings about the experience. They also discuss Alec Baldwin's life, career, and innumerable scandals. Plus Producer Brett joins Twitter (@breyyyattt) and tries to get blocked by Baldwin in real time. And an update on the Gerry email!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY:*MINT MOBILE: To get your new wireless plan for just $15/month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to mintmobile.com/tomandjulie*HELLO FRESH: Go to hellofresh.com/tomandjulie10 and use code TOMANDJULIE10 for 10 free meals and free shipping*BETTER HELP: Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/tomandjulie*MAGIC SPOON: Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulie to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to save $5 off your order.*RAYCON: Get 15% off your entire Raycon order at buyraycon.com/tomandjulieDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

HAPPY NEW YEAR! In the first Double Threat of 2021, Tom and Julie watch listener clips inspired by Brett's New Year's Resolutions, including Joel Osteen's Inspiration Cube (Be Inspired in 2021); Bob & Brad, the Two Most Famous Physical Therapists on the Internet (Be Healthy in 2021); and the Longest Sketch Comedy Showcase Ever (Be Aware of Others in 2021). Plus a pitch for a new travelogue food network show called Julie and The Hot Guy! Also Randy Rainbow, Smokey Robinson, the Chanukah Choo Choo, soup on set, the only watchable scenes in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jay Leno's third run at The Tonight Show, Rumpelstiltskin, the Holderness Family, and the BTYT Killer. And an update on Brett's email to Gerry!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

It's the Top 10 Double Threat segments of 2020 as voted on by you! Thank you to everyone who supported and contributed to Double Threat this year. We love you and we'll see you in 2021!*10* Every Single Song That’s Ever Won Best Song at the Academy Awards with Cole Escola (Ep11)*09* Yeah Right! (Ep17)*08* The Cryptkeeper (Ep29)*07* Hollywood Handbook vs Double Threat (Ep6)*06* The Cat Fixer (Ep35)*05* IHOP Paper Towel Dispenser with Rian Johnson and Karina Longworth (Ep24)*04* The Voice of the Pharaoh (Ep23)*03* Trent Reznor and Charles Manson (Ep17)*02* On a Zoom Call with Woody Allen (Ep10)*01* The Emails (Eps 28, 31, 37, 38)LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT BEST OF 2020 EXTENDED & AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MINT MOBILE, MAGIC SPOON, HELLO FRESH, RAYCON, & BETTER HELP:*Get an Unlimited Data Plan with Mint Mobile for just $30/month at mintmobile.com/tomandjulie*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulieto grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shipping*Go to hellofresh.com/tomandjulie90 and use code tomandjulie90 to get $90 off including free shipping!*Get 15% off Raycon wireless earbuds at buyraycon.com/tomandjulie*Get 10% off your first month of Better Help at betterhelp.com/tomandjulieDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

It's the ultimate year-end list! Tom and Julie pick their Top 10 Things of 2020, including Febreze, Jon Daly's Snowman song, not having to be jealous of other people's accomplishments, The George Lucas Talk Show, and more highlights from the year that sucked. Also Tom and Julie dictate one last email for Brett to send in 2020 - and buckle up, because this one might put an end to Brett's excellent business relationship with TeePublic Gerry! Plus Andrew Dice Clay encounters Harold Lloyd, Matthew McConaughey voices Pepe the Frog, The Chaffeur's Hole returns with a new soundtrack, and Dana Carvey films Master of Disguise on 9/11. And you'll hear Brett's Holy Grail of Listener Submitted Clips ("Sliders of the Night") and the return of several Double Threat favorites like The Cryptkeeper, Curtis Sliwa, Bernie Goetz, Oja Kodar, Brice Beckham, and Kelsey Grammer.WATCH SLIDERS OF THE NIGHT:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm4ZlBQyzrE&feature=youtu.beLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELP & HELLO FRESH:*Get 10% off your first month of Better Help at betterhelp.com/tomandjulie*Go to hellofresh.com/tomandjulie90 and use code tomandjulie90 to get $90 off including free shipping!DOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

THE NSFW EPISODE! Tom and Julie are joined by the hilarious Janelle James (You In Danger Gurl podcast) to listen to a selection of erotic audiobooks and rate them on a scale of HORNY to FRIGID so that you know which ones to pick and which ones to skip this holiday season! Also Gerry from TeePublic calls in to tell an Iggy Pop story and Tom and Julie pitch him some exciting new merch ideas. Plus REM sings about flipping houses! Weird Al travels in time to join the Beatles! Bob Odenkirk makes Tom proud to be a Nobody! Willem Dafoe makes his Daf-O Face! And a definitive answer to the burning question... Did Tom listen to Julie's Ultimate Zappa Playlist???LISTEN TO JANELLE'S PODCAST YOU IN DANGER GURL:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/you-in-danger-gurl/id1529671659CONGRATULATIONS TO CHANTELLE AND DARYN ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT!NEW DOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY HAWTHORNE, MAGIC SPOON, & STITCHER:*Find the perfect gift this holiday season by visiting hawthorne.co/gift*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulieto grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shipping*Give the all-new Stitcher podcast app a try! Download it in the app store or at stitcherapp.com/tomandjulie!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

Tom and Julie learn the essentials of improvisational comedy from improv experts Monique Moses & Alex Song-Xia! They even do their own Harold! Tom pitches his forthcoming theater project Broadway Stinkers, Breaking Bad's Tuco orders a pizza to go, Julie lists her vacuum cleaners, Jack Lemmon gets a free Golden Globe from Ving Rhames, and Julie and Tom compete for the most ultimate Zappa playlist!FOLLOW MONIQUE & ALEX:https://twitter.com/nutellacartelhttps://twitter.com/alexsongxiaLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MAGIC SPOON, RAYCON, & BETTER HELP:*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulie to grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shipping*Get 15% off Raycon wireless earbuds at buyraycon.com/tomandjulie*Get 10% off your first month of Better Help at betterhelp.com/tomandjulieDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

It's Franksgiving on Double Threat, babyyyy! Tom and Julie talk the new Frank Zappa documentary (directed by Alex Winter), compete head to head in Zappa Trivia, and talk liking what you like and not liking what you don't like. Plus baby chefs on TikTok, Johnny Rotten breaking news, Jackson Galaxy the Cat Whisperer, Tom's pitch for a new show called The Cat Fixer. And Tom and Julie in high school, the "bleh" sound, quarterback impressions, Hellraiser, Fangoria 4 Kids, Mike from The Young Ones, the Macy's Parade, the Frippuccino, the true story of the Forever Dog logo, and Jim Morrison's only friend The End.JULIE'S ZAPPA PLAYLIST:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6IvZXu4dveDJZPayOlOUQd?si=TZQtCarrRWezhq-xr7KLCA NEW DOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELP & HAWTHORNE:*Get 10% off your first month of Better Help at betterhelp.com/tomandjulie*Find the perfect gift this holiday season by visiting hawthorne.co/giftSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

In lieu of Thanksgiving with your family this year, celebrate Threatsgiving with Tom and Julie, where they talk about McDonald’s for two hours! It's the audio equivalent of eating fast food in your car! Featuring interviews with McDonald’s scholars Connor Ratliff, Ian Abramson, and Justin Strong AND a roundtable expose with former McDonald's employees! Tom and Julie get to the bottom of McDonald's mysteries such as, Why is Grimace shaped like that? Which menu items are the easiest for employees to steal? Why did the McDonald's Hot Dog fail? And what's the deal with that scene in Fargo where Wade Gustafson is worried about what his grandson Scotty Lundegaard is ACTUALLY doing at McDonald's? PLUS exclusive video footage of Producer Brett's brief childhood career as a traveling clown magician - featuring a performance at a McDonald's birthday party! And a very very BIG surprise if your name is DARYN! Not to mention, Cousin Linda's Famous Chili, everything Julie remembers about Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Motörhead at McDonald's, Doug Jones, rabbis vs priests, John Wayne Gacy vs The Kinks, and more!THIS EPISODE IS NOT SPONSORED BY MCDONALD'S.THE ACTUAL SPONSORS OF THIS EPISODE ARE HELLO FRESH AND STITCHER:*Go to hellofresh.com/tomandjulie90 and use code tomandjulie90 to get $90 off including free shipping!*Give the all-new Stitcher podcast app a try! Download it in the app store or at stitcherapp.com/tomandjulie!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

COME AND GET IT! IT'S A CLIP BONANZA ON DOUBLE THREAT! Tom and Julie watch The Raccoon Whisperer, Leta Powell Drake, adult fast food mascot Mr. Delicious, and more! Plus Double Threat makes headlines... Did Tom and Julie get Alec Baldwin booted off WNYC? You be the judge! Also David Bowie improv, Judy Tenuta, fake candy teeth, John Kruk, Tommy Lasorda, Looney Tunes rankings, Johnny Carson 2020, and getting so mad you blubber your lips! And Brett airs a grievance against iHeart Radio that quickly backfires.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MAGIC SPOON, RAYCON, & BETTER HELP:*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulieto grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shipping*Get 15% off Raycon wireless earbuds at buyraycon.com/tomandjulie*Get 10% off your first month of Better Help at betterhelp.com/tomandjulieSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

HAPPY NEW PRESIDENT!!! Tom and Julie say goodbye to the Trumps! The hilarious Joe Mande (The Good Place, Parks and Recreation) stops by for another round of Schlub Rescue... with listener Colette! Julie gets drunk on champagne! Tom is aghast to find a Led Zeppelin track on The Skippables! PLUS the rest of The Skippables - Leonard Cohen, Reservoir Dogs, Bruce Springsteen, Trainspotting, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Hüsker Dü, Mary Poppins, and more! AND weak chin hotties, candy bar utensils, Springsteen writes for Sex and the City, Elvis Costello's glasses shammy, smack-splaining, Brett's birthday, cotton candy clown, MAGA hat buyback program, Tiny Dancer, Tiny Lister, MC Looney Tunes, Anthony Weiner luxury countertops, and the All-Time Top 5 Georgia Heroes.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MINT MOBILE, BETTER HELP, & HAWTHORNE:*Get an Unlimited Data Plan with Mint Mobile for just $30/month at mintmobile.com/tomandjulie*Get 10% off your first month of Better Help at betterhelp.com/tomandjulie*Find the perfect gift this holiday season by visiting hawthorne.co/giftSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

Tom and Julie and Producer Brett eat chili and Halloween candy to deal with their pre-election anxiety and then they write another email to Hecker's Flour. This time with some VERY useful tips about dealing with The Invisible Man. Plus MORE monster talk - Pennywise, Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Mummy, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mask. AND the Laffy Taffy writers room, the Stephen King Cruise, and the Big Bopper.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comVOTE! Verify that you're registered and make a plan to vote on or before November 3rd 2020. Find voting resources here: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/voteTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MAGIC SPOON, MINT MOBILE, & BETTER HELP:*Get an Unlimited Data Plan with Mint Mobile for just $30/month at mintmobile.com/tomandjulie*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulieto grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shipping*Get 10% off your first month of Better Help at betterhelp.com/tomandjulieDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

EDDIE MUNSTER ON DOUBLE THREAT! Tom and Julie celebrate Halloween with Butch Patrick (The Munsters, Lidsville) in the 1st Annual Double Threat Spookoween Spooktacular! And in a SHOCKING twist, there is LESS Halloween stuff in this episode than in a normal Double Threat episode! SPOOKY! Tom and Julie talk podcast pornography, Porno Brett, The Pornax, McDonalds bonding with Facebook on Twitter, Dentist Seuss, Filet-o-Fish pricing, Cindy Adams, egg what ifs, and more! Plus Tom and Julie give the Business to Monster Mash sequels The Monster Swim and Climate Mash; they audition to host the Evian/Avian/AVN awards; Frankenstein visits the Playboy Mansion; and Brett pulls a prank that undoes all the good will he earned by booking Butch Patrick!FOLLOW BUTCH PATRICK:https://munsters.comhttps://twitter.com/bpmunsterLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:*What are the scenes in otherwise great movies that you always fast forward through?*What are the tracks in otherwise great albums that you always skip through?MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:*Double Brett (two Brett silhouettes, one with goatee, one without)*The Pornax (the Lorax with a goatee)*Albany Keith's (using the Jersey Mike's logo)*The Cryptkeeper dressed as Keith Raniere in Volleyball Gear*"Baby Goldilocks Loves Cookies" / Brett as Hecker's Flour Boy*"BRETT?"*"Please Stop, I'm Begging You"*Tom on Barkley the Horse*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comVOTE! Verify that you're registered and make a plan to vote on or before November 3rd 2020. Find voting resources here: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/voteTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MAGIC SPOON, MINT MOBILE, & HELLO FRESH:*Get an Unlimited Data Plan with Mint Mobile for just $30/month at mintmobile.com/tomandjulie*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulieto grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shipping*Go to HelloFresh.com/tomandjulie80 and use code tomandjulie80 to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first boxDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

Garrison Keillor, Keith Raniere, The Cryptkeeper, and more on this episode of Double Threat! Tom and Julie give The Business to disgraced radio host Garrison Keillor, who wants all his Facebook followers to know that he's sick and tired of the culture war! Plus a reading from The Lake Wobegon Virus and some new developments in the Prairie Home Companion Cruise Cancellation Investigation! Your submissions for the Awkward Exposition poll! Tales from the Crypt's Cryptkeeper! NXIVM's Keith Raniere! And All That Jazz, Jersey Mike's, smoking in the shower, Bill Barr on SNL, TikTok Toe, and the League of Scumbags!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:*What are the scenes in otherwise great movies that you always fast forward through?*What are the tracks in otherwise great albums that you always skip through?MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:*Garrison Keillor & The Cryptkeeper Re-Enacting the Sex Scene from The Lake Wobegon Virus*Albany Keith's (using the Jersey Mike's logo)*The Cryptkeeper dressed as Keith Raniere in Volleyball Gear*"Baby Goldilocks Loves Cookies" / Brett as Hecker's Flour Boy*Quarantine Mask that says "Put your fingers under my mask… If you like getting chomped!"*Quarantine Mask that says "You may not know it but I’m eating a Milky Way under this b*tch!" (using the official Milky Way logo)*"BRETT?"*"Please Stop, I'm Begging You"*Tom on Barkley the Horse*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comVOTE! Verify that you're registered and make a plan to vote on or before November 3rd 2020. Find voting resources here: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/voteTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MINT MOBILE, MAGIC SPOON, & BETTER HELP:*Get an Unlimited Data Plan with Mint Mobile for just $30/month at mintmobile.com/tomandjulie*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulieto grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shipping*Get 10% off your first month of Better Help at betterhelp.com/tomandjulieDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

Tom and Julie give The Business to Fatman and Rifkin's Festival and they honor the latest scientific discovery in the field of funny voices - this time, a BBC scientist and her assistant reveal what Neanderthals REALLY sounded like - and it's NOTHING like Tim Allen! Plus Tom and Julie have a few bones to pick with the flour industry and dictate three complaint emails to Hecker's Flour. Tom pitches a Taxi Driver sequel called Uber Driver! Tom and Julie's definitive ranking of the kids from Charlie and Charlie Factory! Julie's wisdom tooth horror story - she had to listen to Sgt. Pepper on shuffle! Tom' story of Barkley the horse! And more!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:*What are the scenes in otherwise great movies that you always fast forward through?*What are the tracks in otherwise great albums that you always skip through?MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:*"Baby Goldilocks Loves Cookies" / Brett as Hecker's Flour Boy*Quarantine Mask that says "Put your fingers under my mask… If you like getting chomped!"*Quarantine Mask that says "You may not know it but I’m eating a Milky Way under this b*tch!" (using the official Milky Way logo)*"BRETT?"*"Please Stop, I'm Begging You"*Tom on Barkley the Horse*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comVOTE! Verify that you're registered and make a plan to vote on or before November 3rd 2020. Find voting resources here: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/voteTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MINT MOBILE & MAGIC SPOON:*Get an Unlimited Data Plan with Mint Mobile for just $30/month at mintmobile.com/tomandjulie*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulieto grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shippingDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

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The great Patton Oswalt joins Tom & Julie to discuss the best director cameos and director acting performances of all time - including Sydney Pollack, Martin Scorsese, Werner Herzog, Frank Oz, and other white guys! Patton also brings his own clip - the 1967 MLB All-Stars vs Celebrities baseball game - watch along with us as baseball legends Willie Mays, Roberto Clemente, and Don Drysdale are forced to compete against Woody Allen, John Cassavetes, and Peter Falk for a national television audience! And Jerry Lewis is the announcer! Plus The Reverend Horton Heat and Brett's humiliating Hortontine debacle! And Tom announces that, with your help, Double Threat will set the record for podcast merch - more shirts than episodes!PATTON'S LIVE STANDUP SPECIAL IS HAPPENING ONLINE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 23RD! TICKETS HERE:https://onlocationlive.com/product/patton-oswalt-from-a-distanceLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:*What are the worst examples of exposition in movie history?MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:*"Stay Back! I'm in Hortontine" in the style of The Reverend Horton Heat*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"*Quarantine Mask that says "You probably don't know it but I'm eating a Milky Way under this b*tch" (using the official Milky Way logo)*Team Journey*Team Destination*Quarantine Mask that says "Mavis Is Essential" (as in Mavis Leno)*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comVOTE! Verify that you're registered and make a plan to vote on or before November 3rd 2020. Find voting resources here: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/voteTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY RAYCON, BETTER HELP, & MAGIC SPOON:*Get 15% off Raycon wireless earbuds at buyraycon.com/tomandjulie*Get 10% off your first month of Better Help at betterhelp.com/tomandjulie*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulieto grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shippingDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

Tom and Julie plan their escape to Popeye Village (an actual theme park in Malta!) and give The Business to Dennis Quaid (again), Drew Barrymore, and Vin Diesel! Plus a pitch for a new daytime talk show hosted by six dogs and a chef called THE MUTTS! Julie starts prepping for what's sure to be a memorable Halloween 2020 - Costume ideas! Are plastic toys better than candy? Tom's trick-or-treating strategies! A ranking of hellscape scenarios! Remember Symphony bars? Also thoughts on Valerie Solanas, naked vs nude, Mae West, baby facts, Cracker Barrel, and the theatrical trailer for the 2004 film In Good Company!THIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:What is your favorite director cameo in their own movie?What is your favorite director acting performance in a movie?SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comVOTE! Verify that you're registered and make a plan to vote on or before November 3rd 2020. Find voting resources here: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/voteTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MINT MOBILE, HELLO FRESH, TILE, & CARE OF:*Get an Unlimited Data Plan with Mint Mobile for just $30/month at mintmobile.com/tomandjulie*Go to HelloFresh.com/tomandjulie80 and use code tomandjulie80 to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box.*Go to Tile.com/tomandjulie to shop the Tile Limited Edition Collection right now*For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code tomandjulie50DOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

The wonderful Larry Wilmore joins Tom and Julie to listen to Alan Dershowitz's podcast and talk about The Magic Castle, the Marx Brothers, Michigan J. Frog, Ben Shapiro's cowboy hat, and Larry's brand new Friday night show on Peacock... WILMORE! PLUS some of the greatest listener submissions in the history of podcasting - the bird calls that most closely resemble Terry Gilliam's laugh (!) and creative uses for Tom's paper towel dispenser sound effect (!!) ALSO Rosh Hashanah vs Ross Sha Na Na, robot podcasters, Name Your Uncles, Gotye, the guy who remakes silent films and recreates The Apple Store in his mom's basement, and Julie's edgy reboot of The Muppets.SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MINT MOBILE, HELLO FRESH, TILE, & CARE OF:*Get an Unlimited Data Plan with Mint Mobile for just $30/month at mintmobile.com/tomandjulie*Go to HelloFresh.com/tomandjulie80 and use code tomandjulie80 to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box.*Go to Tile.com/tomandjulie to shop the Tile Limited Edition Collection right now*For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code tomandjulie50FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman

Tom and Julie welcome Hollywood power couple Rian Johnson (Knives Out) and Karina Longworth (You Must Remember This) and Tom plays them a recording he made of a paper towel dispenser in the bathroom of an IHOP. Plus they all go head to head in your favorite podcast gameshow, "A Horse in the Race: It's Fun Times in 2020 and Who Knows their Person Better?" Also Julie's impressions, Terry Gilliam's laugh, H.R. Puffenstuff Giger, Christoph Waltz champagne emotions, and the world premiere of our listener submitted radio play, DOUBLE THREANET!SEND ALL SUBMISSIONS TO: DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatTHIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY MAGIC SPOON & HELLO FRESH:*Go to magicspoon.com/tomandjulieto grab a variety pack and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code TOMANDJULIE at checkout to get free shipping*Go to HelloFresh.com/tomandjulie80 and use code tomandjulie80 to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box.FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman