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We've been on hiatus for a while. We talk about anime. We talk about GenCon. We talk about the future. Then, we sing some opera. Strap in, mother fuckers.

An important podcast announcement! Amanda is graduating, Rissy is getting married, Blythe is taking a VO workshop, and we're all prepping for GenCon. We try to talk Amanda into slipping in some fanfic to her thesis, Rissy regales us with makeup YouTuber drama, and Blythe is excited to be a star!

Rissy is having dreams about dog dicks, Blythe is doing lots of Voice Over things. They are both horny for food and then fall down a Star Trek hole. Dork Pride Chat is about gadgets or properties that just fucking NAILED IT. 

Blythe has been working on Borderlands 3! Amanda has been working on her defense!! Rissy has been working on reading moar books!!! Other topics include: fangirl death threats, Joe Exotic, and twitter mansplaining. The Dork Pride Chat is about the always entertaing "Florida Man." 

Blythe went to New Orleans and then became a champion at being sick. Rissy has been poring over ancient fantasy from the 80's, 90's, and today looking for the word "fuck". Somehow Rissy ends up educating Blythe about the Omegaverse and everyone regrets it. That's the fucking Dork Pride Chat, too. Sorry. 

Amanda and Rissy are on their own, because Blythe was worn out from flashing her titties at Mardi Gras. Amanda set the date to defend her paper (insert muppet flailing here!), and Rissy has been dealing with her teenage cat son. Other topics include toxic masculinity, Captain Marvel, ketamine, meth, and caffeination methods. They also do a mini Damsels & Dragons podcast and discuss the new campaign they've been playing. The Dork Pride Chat is what our hip hop aliases would be.

Amanda had a sex toy malfunction, Rissy has given up her life to her child-cat, and Blythe's brain has been on an unstoppable choreography mission. We may have decided to have a pajama party at our GenCon Patreon party this year with all of the awful drinks and games from our childhoods. Rissy and Amanda made new and challenging characters in preperation for their Dragon Heist game. There's more bad ASMR, sorry. The Dork Pride Chat is all about the foods from tv, movies, and books that we've always wanted to try. 

We start and end the episode with some serious bored, hipster, vocal fry. So fair warning. Amanda went to Seattle, Rissy read some fucking books, and Blythe switched from iPhone to Android. The Dork Pride Chat plays off a conversation about doing a remake of popular movies in different styles.

Amanda is getting ready for an interview by not sleeping and not really eating either. Blythe has been exercising her super power of recognizing voices. Rissy drags us into the most terrifying parts of the internet and makes us talk about injecting yourself with jizz as well as some incel bullshit. The Dork Pride Chat is about what weird things we once believed were biologically possible when we were younger.

Over the last week, we read some erotica, updated our Patreon levels, and created our own Discord server! Blythe watched Bandersnatch. Rissy introduced some poor, unfortunate Canadians to The Room. Amanda engaged in Craftsmas and crocheted ALL of the things. The Dork Pride Chat is all about what is coming in 2019 that we are excited about!!

There are changes to the Patreon happening in 2019. Blythe saw that dumb Grindelwald movie and regrets it, but she also got a new bidet! Rissy finished (and loved) the latest George R. R. Martin book. Amanda rage quit an anime, but has been really enjoying drawfee on the YouTubes. The Dork Pride Chat is inspired by Travelers on Netflix. 

Blythe has been playing Pokemon Go (sort of), reading business-y books, and watching baking shows. Amanda has been playing dumb, delightful mobile games with tents and trees and (possibly) winning her death pool. Rissy has been reading Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, old school 2nd ed D&D tie-in fiction, and admits that she is a trash, garbage person when it comes to George R. R. Martin's latest and she doesn't care. The Dork Pride Chat gets real weird about some dude called Matt Walsh. There are dolphins, maybe curses?, and eventually praying furries away or something. I don’t know. You can come to your own conclusions. 

We have a very special guest for our very special 100th episode! Dani Price (aka Dani Snow), our ORIGINAL green Damsel joins us and we catch up on what she's been up to for the last 6 or 7 years. She's worked for LootCrate, DC Comics, and LA Comicon. Plus, we force her to talk about her time on a nerdy SyFy reality show. Amanda is officially published and now searching for post doc programs!! We discuss how your perception of protagonists can change as you get older, and there is also some real weird cat mom conversations. The Dork Pride Chat covers what awful, retro things we hope never come back.

Topics of conversation include: Pokemon Go, renaissance festivals, Gudetama, spoopy horror movies, ASMR (and farts). Dork Pride Chat is about what IP we would like to see all sexed up.

Blythe is dealing with family bullshit and she is very behind and also very sorry. She has also been reading House of Leaves and finishing Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Rissy is gathering produce and rejecting twee Loki. Amanda is reading all of the Robin Hobb trilogies and submitting almost perfect science papers like a true Ravenclaw. The Dork Pride Chat covers our favorite comfort books to read. 

We started our new schedule! Amanda and Rissy kicked it old school with their gaming group, which launched a conversation about what junk food we love/hate and we just. kept. coming. back. to. it. Blythe has inexplicably started playing Neopets again and she's sorry but also not sorry but also mad at the Femsplained girls for causing this. We also discuss our opinions on Slut-o-ween (for), spraining fingers (against), pee stories (for/against), pumpkin spice (for (fuck off)), and drugs (we dont know, ask Rissy). The Dork Pride Chat is ALSO about shitty fast food, but we imagine what fast food would be like in some of our favorite universes.

We start off with the thing you want most from us: Adam Corolla take downs. Rissy has been reading some flaccid scifi, Amanda jumped into Full Metal Alchemist, and Blythe is finally finishing Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The Dork Pride Chat is about all those little moments at a convention that may not seem like much, but they make a convention special. 

Part two of the GenCon wrap up podcast! We start with a story of how Rissy legitimately farted in Blythe's face, so the entire podcast has a theme. We also discuss our VERY cool, exclusive, and musical-guest filled Patron party, as well as the possibly greatest on-stage experience we have ever had in our performance of Hamilthrones. We wound down with Kittens Slay Dragons and Rissy putting her fist in her mouth and then getting hit on by the ultimate mouth breather.

This is part one of our GenCon 2018 wrap up podcast! We cover how our booth is all grown up, some improv games we played in the halls, and our Star Wars themed show.

Blythe and Amanda have both been Pokemoning so hard, and they also saw Ant-Man and the Wasp. Rissy has been experimenting with chemicals on her own skin. Other topics include Twitter science fights, #GiveUsLegends, spray tanning, Rooster Teeth, and some more DS9. The Dork Pride Chat is about the worst parts of nerd properties and what terrible tie-ins we wish would be created out of them.