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Finally nearly a year after the trip, you're getting to hear the first part of Randall's road trip in New England with Tom. Enjoy! If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!!   Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:randall@dontwakethekids.com Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean

Randall is back and ready to party! After nearly a year since the last episode was released, a lot has changed. Jump in and catch up - plus your favorite segments. If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!!  #Trending:@tweetsbyeddie@clark_gasm@incorrectbox@cmc42@eminem1684 Real News or Fake News:- Shredded T-shirts used as toilet paper back up California city sewer. YouTube Channel of the Week:Just Add Nature Playboy AdvisorMarch 1969 issue, page 38 Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:randall@dontwakethekids.com Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean

This is Randall’s favorite podcast episode he has ever done! Him and Tom from the MetalLoud YouTube channel and podcast drove up to New Jersey to record at A Shared Universe PodcaStudio and was joined by Comic Book Man Ming Chen! If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!!   Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:randall@dontwakethekids.com Network Affiliate:Ace Podcast Network Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma Jean

Jacob of the Refund Theater Podcast and YouTube Channel joins Randall again for his first segment show!Taco Bell farts in bed, new puppies, men getting pedicures, and lots of movie talk make for a fast paced, funny conversation. #Trending: #OddWaysToShowYourLoveFeaturing tweets from @kattfunny (X2) @mr_guywise @dallasnites and @realbadger Real News or Fake News: Boy has surgery to remove 39 magnetic balls from penis YouTube Channel of the Week: Refund Theater Playboy Advisor: Sex Education Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate:Ace Podcast Network Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma JeanSegment Intros by Hundred Suns guitarist Chis LeMasters

Randall started a Norma Jean fan group on Facebook: Normachine: A Norma Jean Fan ClubHe also started a new job, got a vasectomy, and got kicked in the nuts the next day! #Trending: #Wait, do Crocks have a sports mode?Featuring tweets from @photosnfreckles, @tina_bean02, @olemissmal, and @ydomariah Real News or Fake News: o MTV Announces Drastic Programming Change – They’re Going Back to Music Videos! YouTube Channel of the Week: Dr. CreepenFeatured video, Randall's story: 'Seven Days: The Complete Story'' | EXCLUSIVE CLASSIC STORY FROM THE VAULT Playboy Advisor: Can an opened champagne bottle be re-corked? Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate:Ace Podcast Network Intro/Outro: "1,000,000 Watts" by Norma JeanSegment Intros by Hundred Suns guitarist Chis LeMasters

After a long five and a half months off, DWTK is coming back in a big bad way! This short episode is full of updates and expectations of the bright future of the podcast. Also the introduction of the new segment intros by Chris LeMasters of the band Hundred Suns. It's not all work though! The episode ends with a fun dad story. Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate:Ace Podcast Network

Randall loses his shorts, Randall's 5 year old daughter gives driving advice, Chris has an important question about kiddie pools, and aged urine psychos are all topics of conversation this week! Chris and Randall also go head to head in some 90's music trivia.  #Trending: #OlderPeopleSayings   Parenting Advice Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate:Ace Podcast Network

Messing with credit card scammers, expensive wallets, the VA takes their sweet ass time, giant African land snails, Randall's son pooping on the garage floor, and Chris explains why his nickname for several years was "Butters." #Trending: #WhatIThoughtWhenIWas18 Real News or Fake News: Former Google CEO Says Killer Robots Are Just a Decade or Two Away YouTube Channel of the Week: Sam O'Nella Academy Playboy Advisor: Does simultaneous orgasm increase likelihood of pregnancy? Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

Chris and Randall tell a few stories including accidentally insulting a (very) short lady in Walmart and Chris takes the US Citizenship Test. Parenting advice: How much chloroform is the correct amount? Real News or Fake News: Prison Bans Game of Thrones Books YouTube Channel of the Week: Simon's Cat Playboy Advisor Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

  Randall is joined by his Brother-In-Officer-of-the-Law Josh to talk about killing bears with blowdarts and other important life lessons in this week's segmented show! Bonus: Josh was also stationed in Okinawa, Japan and is able to give his perspective on the Banana Show. Parenting advice: how to potty train a boy Real News or Fake News: Mexican Police Force Armed with Slingshots After Guns Confiscated YouTube Channel of the Week: PlayFunGamesPictures Playboy Advisor Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

This week Randall takes it solo to talk about the new Don't Wake The Kids merch store and a new contest. Stay tuned for the end of the episode for a fun story-time with JR as he reads Martha Speaks by Susan Meddaugh to his daughters Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

----more----  Chris is back! This week we skip the segments and just get gown to the nitty gritty for a while.  Randall gets his bike stolen 92 year old lady has the worst luck Chris is scared to death of robots Monsanto & Bayer merger Randall's vasectomy consultation Support DWTK by donating to our PatreonGet yourself so sick DWTK merch at DWTK's ThreadlessFollow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

Part 2 of the DWTK Summer of Music features guitarist/vocalist of the band Holy Smokes!, Stanley Soultaire. Randall and Stan go way back so there is a lot of great moments in this episode to psycho-analyze if you’re into that sort of thing. Also as a bonus, at the end of what turned into the longest episode in many months, you can check out the Holy Smokes! song Escapement. Holy Smokes! Framework on Apple Music Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Follow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

  Randall brings the vocalist of the band Harvester, Jimmy Reeve, into the studio to talk about their new record "No Bastards" and upcoming tour with Norma Jean and '68. In what turned into the best interview on DWTK, Jimmy brought a lot of fun into Snowball Studio 37: from talking about Harvester's music to planning for the future, this was a wild ride so put on your seatbelt, grab the "oh shit" handle and push play! Harvester - No Bastards on Apple Music Brought to you by Hanging City Supply Co. Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Follow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

Randall goes on an angry rant about shitty business practices and challenges Chris to defend Kanye West's latest single "Lift Yourself." #Trending - #RockBottomIn5WordsOrLess:- @SheaBrowning - @colbywinters - @newc88 - @danimal941 - @twitweeting  Real News or Fake News:Kanye West: "Dr. Dre loses trademark dispute with ob/gyn Dr. Drai" YouTube Channel of the Week:First We Feast Playboy Advisor Brought to you by Hanging City Supply Co. Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Follow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

Chris is back for his second episode as cohost! We are back with another segmented show with a couple stories from their adolescense including Randall's favorite story (and possibly the best prank ever pulled).Greated Prank Ever Pulled: There are donuts everywhere!The Edwards Uppercut #Trending - #MakeAMovieAppalling:- @johnsense38 - @OkieGrrl - @jswilliams1962 - @vasego1 - @nickynoble Real News or Fake News:Kanye West: "I would have ridden away from a plantation on a motorcycle first chance I got." YouTube Channel of the Week:Bunny Ears Playboy Advisor Brought to you by Pearl Chic - Amy's Pearl Shuckin Party Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Follow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

 In effort to get back to weekly episodes, DWTK has a new cohost! Welcome Chris to the show as we tell a few stories from our childhood and then jump back into segments.Randall, Chris, and a few other friends sneaking to Dallas to go to Six Flags, without parental permission.Randall getting lost in the woods with Chris's high school girlfriend. #Trending - #MyEpitaphWillSay:- @dakinglongwood - @randilynisin - @handyoasstoya - @larrystwin99 - @thescottfather Real News or Fake News:Babysitter Transported To Hospital After Inserting A Baby In Her Vagina YouTube Channel of the Week:Team Four Star Playboy Advisor Brought to you by Pearl Chic - Amy's Pearl Shuckin Party Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Follow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

*Episode 4 of DWTK Movie/Television Industry Series*This week is a very special episode featuring an interview with actress, martial artist, stunt woman Kathy Corpus. Kathy stars in Neil Breen's Pass Thru. After joining the guys of the Refund Theater podcast watching and reviewing Pass Thru, Randall felt it very necessary to speak with someone who got to work with Mr. Breen. We learn a lot about the genius behind such a classic film! Brought to you by Pearl Chic - Amy's Pearl Shuckin Party Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Follow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

  Another solo show! Randall is back after an extended paternity leave following the birth of his FINAL kid. After a few short stories (Emirsyn attempting to count to 10 in Spanish and Reese's first swear words plus Randall's new toy), he calls a few listeners to follow up a poll no Facebook and Twitter.Call #1 is with a friend of a listener...lady farts, sweating, and her friend's antics are all topics of conversation. Okay, maybe conversation is pushing it. It was more of a monologue...Call #2 is with listener JR...more kid stories, Coheed and Cambria, Disney World, MTV's Made, and celebrity encounters make this an interesting call. Brought to you by Pearl Chic - Amy's Pearl Shuckin Party Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Follow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com Network Affiliate: Ace Podcast Network

It's a solo show! Short and sweet this week as Randall tells a few stories:-His first MRI experience.-How using a spray bottle can get your kid to shut up-How hard it is to spend a free $100 on bespokepost.com-And by request for this special Valentine's Day, he tells his story of The Okinawa Banana Show This episode was recorded in front of a live audience from Snowball Studio 37 on TwitchCreate a free account to watch every episode recorded live!  Piano music provided by Jacob's Piano - 4 Classical Pieces | Relaxing Piano on YouTube. Brought to you by Pearl Chic - Amy's Pearl Shuckin Party Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Follow on: TwitterFacebookInstagram Email:dontwakethekids@acepodcasts.com etwork Affiliate:Ace Podcast Network