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Been pining over those Insta-worthy pantries? Craving a glowed-up closet? Yeah...us too. This week, Pam & Sarah chat drool-worthy organization, own up to their personal clutter catastrophes, aaaand Joe schools us all on how to make your Google calendar your b*tch. As always, we follow it all up with two perfectly planned games: first, the gals each share their own old-school Cosmo-esque quiz to help you find your personal organizational style, before we close with a tidy little improv scene that the ladies make up on the spot, based on the rest of the episode! So get your sh*t together and let's laugh a bit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shall we compare all nine of you to a dope ass queen? With flowing locks enviable by every babe of the eighties-nineteen. We're as stoked for this week as a Tiger Beat held by a tween, Because we love ya so much, it makes us try to rhyme like George Gershween.... Ok that was a stretch, but hey we tried! Per usual, we're trying something new this week and going in on poetry! Pam & Sarah are woefully unprepared, and Joe is ready to laugh at them along with all of you. Let's dive in for some of the worst poetry you've ever heard, followed by rhyme battles and an epic improv finale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They say that “a Garden is a duet between a human being and Mother Nature.” We say that’s a pair we’d follow on Spotify. This week’s episode goes out to all you gorgeous green thumbs out there. Pam & Sarah try to figure out whether they’re gardening goddesses or plant pariahs before jumping into two fertile, fertile games. The first: “Pitch It or Ditch It” where the two take turns pitching their best evergreen ideas as Joe plays Shark Tank. Then, they’re bringing their best crops of internet gardening disasters, with a twist in “Craigslist or Catfish: Garden Edition”. Grab your wheelbarrows and stinkiest fertilizer — we’re digging into some laughs this week! For more info about us or our sponsors, check out our Insta @dontteasetheanimalspodcast Check out this episode's sponsors! Merchant's Daughter Hard Cider or find them on IG @merchantsdaugherhardcider Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back — we’ve been dreaming of you! This week Pam & Sarah endeavor to kiki with their subconsciouses…subconsciousi?…subconsciousese? Anyway, we’re talking about dreams! The ladies are sharing their dreamy highlight reels and pulling some very deep stuff out of Joe. And ooh are these games good. First up, “Reality or Nightmare”. They take turns trying to stump each other with stories of some seriously dastardly dreams…or are they? And to put our episode to bed, we’re living our best Cosmo lives trying to find out “What Kind of Dreamer Are You?” The gals have come up with some quizzes straight out of your 2001 dreams, so play along! For more info about us or our sponsors, check out our Insta @dontteasetheanimalspodcast Check out this episode's sponsors! Getaway and use Promo Code DTTA25 for a sweet discount! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Season 5 y'all! Pam & Sarah are stoked to be back after what feels like forever with juicy updates, some hot tea, and of course, fresh laughs. This week we're channeling our dearest and inner-est Abby's and diving into advice. The gals chat the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of sticking their noses in other peoples' bizness before crushing two kick-ass games: Best Suggestion (where each person comes in with either the best advice ever or something that came out of a hot wet garbage can) and Famous Last Words (where the gals take turns trying to stump each other with famous pieces of advice throughout history). For more info about us or our sponsors, check out our Insta @dontteasetheanimalspodcast Check out this episode's sponsors! Getaway and use Promo Code DTTA25 for a sweet discount! Take the Plunge Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're pinching ourselves this week, as Pam & Sarah welcome the inimitable Faith Prince, Tony Award Winner and superstar of stage, screen, and our fangirling hearts for over 3 decades! You do not want to miss this one, as the gals chat with Faith about her illustrious career, some of her most memorable moments, and why helping up-and-coming artists has become her new mission. And we should be calling this our Season "FUN-ale" with two totally kick-ass games. First up: "Other Side of The Tracks" -- think Quickfire meets Vogue interview where Faith answers these two nosey nellies' questions as quickly as possible. And our last game, "Dear Faith" is closing out Season 4 with a bang as Ms. Prince hosts her very own advice column, spilling more wisdom than any of us deserve. It's been a hell of a season, and we're stoked to share this GEM of a finale! xoxo, P&S Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Special Guest: Faith Prince Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yabba dabba DO click that play button! This week’s topic has got us feeling all of our very best Saturday morning feels. Sufferin succotash — it’s Cartoons! Dust off that cable remote and stroll down memory lane with us as Pam & Sarah relive their fave characters and shows, talk current trends in animation, and dogging on the ones they could do without. Cowabunga dudes, first game up: “Get Looney, Tooney” and the gals are pitching their ideas for new cartoons to Joe with their most epic theme song creations. Then we’re closing out with one of our personal favorites: “Celebrity Cagematch”! Who doesn’t love listening as their favorite cartoon characters from childhood go head to head in an all out brawl. Tune in! It’ll be a blast. …Giggity. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Break out the bubble wrap and throw out half of everything you own...you guessed it...it's moving tiiiime. This week, Pam and Sarah are *unpacking* one of life's most annoying tasks: sharing their own personal battle stories, dropping their best techniques for purging that storage unit, and commiserating on the general "ugh-ness" of it all. But it's not all complaining cuz we've got two super duper games! First up, the gals are sending Joe on the most epic pre-moving errand journey that has ever been, then we're bookending this beast with a Moving-In-Themed improv! So double park that U-Haul (I'm sure it'll be fine there) and share some laughs with us. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cowabunga! We’ve got a totally tubular episode coming out the barrel with super *swell* brahhh, Tyler Breuer of Swell Season Surf Radio! We’re stoked to be chatting all about riding the waves with Tyler: how he found surfing, his mission to share the waves far and wide, and some truly epic stories. And, of course, we’ve got two totally bitchin games lined up — “Hang Ten…or Not” where Tyler schools Pam & Sarah on some gnarly surf terms and “What’s Up With You, Point Break?” where these two kooks throw out Cosmo-esque quizzes to determine your true surfer dude alter ego. Come on in, the water’s fine. Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Special Guest: Tyler Breuer Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scalpel! We're bringing you belly laughs with surgical precision this week. Pam & Sarah are swapping scar stories, diagnosing proper hospital etiquette, and more. Games this week cut deep with "Pitch the Stitch" where the gals bring their ideas on the next big thing in modern medicine, followed by a round of "Would You Rather" that would make McDreamy stop and scratch his head. So tune in STAT. You'll be in...sorry, not sorry...stitches.  Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All bets are off in Newsstand Studios today! Pam & Sarah are rolling the dice and tossing their chips in on Gambling this week. The gals share their very best Vegas stories, their extremely scientific technique on betting, and even a couple of Whale sightings. And we're lettin' it ride with two fabulous games. Up first is "Craigslist or Catfished: Dealer Please" where Pam & Sarah take turns trying to trick each other by hiding a totally made-up bizarre Vegas tale among two real ones that are almost stranger than fiction. And we're closing out with "High Stakes Casino Pitch" where the gals try their hands at inventing the next big game to hit the floors at Caesars Palace or Cosmopolitan. So click that little play button...it's a damn safe bet you'll laugh with us. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the gals welcome special guests Gianmarco Soresi and Russell Daniels: actors, comedians, BFFs, and hosts of the hilarious podcast "The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi". The guys share how one off-Broadway spoof on the Bachelorette combined with a less-awkward-than-expected train ride can take you from reluctant colleagues to fast friends, and the crew explores all different kinds of friendships. Then for games, the gloves come off with Compliment Throwdown: Frenemy Edition, followed by a ridiculous Adult Friendship Speed Dating Improv.  Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Special Guests: Russell Daniels & Gianmarco Soresi Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, we are here to pump 👏 you up. And to help us beef up our laughing muscles, we’ve got some very special guests: 6x IFBB Bikini Pro Champion Yeshaira Robles Rivera and IFBB Pro & Master Trainer Marco Rivera! They’re here to share their secrets on getting those toned tushies to the gym, sticking with that diet, and growing together as a couple while crushing the competition circuit. Game time this episode features a hilarious round of Quickfire: Procrastination Station where Pam & Sarah try to throw every excuse in the book at these two, but this power couple’s got the motivating responses to turn any whiner into a winner. Then for game 2, we’re digging into Yeshaira’s passion for pranks in Prank War Champions. The four friends work together to come up with the most epic prank ever pranked in a gym. Squat-thrust your way over to that play button and you won’t be sorry! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Special Guests: Yeshaira Robles Rivera & Marco Rivera Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we've got the incredible Brette Goldstein, casting extraordinaire! This bodacious goddess is here to share her journey and the literal metric tons of wisdom she's picked up along the way, like why CD's can sometimes look grumpy behind that table or Zoom screen, how to bring the "second date energy" that casting craves, the importance of keeping all of your clothes on during an audition, and how one motion-capture fish can reshape your mission and purpose. For games, we've got "Don't Call Us, We'll Call You" where Pam & Sarah ask Brette to help guide them through potential audition landmines, and lastly "Cast the Movie" because we couldn't help ourselves. Don't miss this one. You will learn and you will LAUGH. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Special Guest: Brette Goldstein, CSA Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ve got a special treat for all 9 of you, our favorite Palentines! We’ve got foodie, entrepreneur, and all-around badass lady, Kerry Diamond here to talk not only about her rise to stardom, but also about a topic very neat and dear to our hearts….Chocolate! And because we just lust after a good game, we’ve got: “A Most Decadent Dream Date” where the gals have put together a dream line up for a new chocolate-based cooking competition show; followed up by “The Next Best Candy” where Pam & Sarah try to pitch their ideas for the next big thing in chocolate to Kerry. Join us this week and feel the love! 💕 Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is all about the 💎bling💎 y'all. We're talking jewelry past and present, breakup bling etiquette, and proposal protocols. And boy these games this week are GEMS! First up: "Romanticizing the Stone" where Sarah & Pam each come up with a fictitious famous gem and the other has to create the epic story behind it. Then, "Bling Heist" where the crew comes up with their best plots to *allegedly* rip off Tiffany 5th Ave.  Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Joseph Hazan & Hasan "Insane" Moore Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is all about the ‘do with guest Nicole Lynne Chetcuti, baller owner of and stylist at Branch Salon. Nicole takes us through her journey into hair and drops some serious wisdom on entrepreneuring like a boss. Then for games, the gals try their best to stump Nicole with some seriously tragic celeb hair mishaps, before closing out strong with Craigslist or Catfish: Hair Horror Stories! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Special Guest: Nicole Lynne Chetcuti Editing & Mixing: Hasan "Insane" Moore Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Home is where your couch is, so get comfy and listen in this week as Pam & Sarah go in on interior design. Whether you've got the world's most thorough Pinterest board, or you've never even heard of HGTV, we've got some giggles for you. They're talking their personal style history throughout the ages, some of the cringiest trends they took part in, and the pros & cons of furniture that comes with an allen wrench. Then for game time, the gals reach back to their middle school Cosmo Girl roots and come up with their own "Find Your Style" quizzes, before closing out with a brutal round of "Aw, You Shouldn't Have". Curl up in that West Elm stunner of a couch, flip on your favorite lamp, light that Anthropologie candle, and enjoy! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Hasan "Insane" Moore Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The snow is snowing and the wind is blowing, but we'll help you weather the storm...we've got hot and fresh laughs to keep you warm! Keep toasty through this blustery January winter with Pam & Sarah as they reminisce on that oh-so-wonderful feeling when your county comes up on the school closures screen, best sled etiquette, and whether a snowblower is an appropriate Fathers' Day gift. First game up: "Adult Snowday" where the gals dream up new ways to dress up, get down, and chill out during a blizzard. And we're closing it out strong with a Snowy Family Resort Lodge improv. So bundle on up and giggle with us! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Editing & Mixing: Hasan "Insane" Moore Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we're talking dough, moolah, coin, dollar dollar bills, and *ch ching* have we got the perfect guest. Don Giovanello, Jr, financial planner, is here with some top-notch expertise on how to spend those well-earned smackaroos, whether it be saving for retirement, paying your taxes, or blowing it all at the racetrack (NOT recommended). Then the gals put him through the ringer with a game of "Rapid Approach: Finance Edition" (this one had Donny sweating a little), and we close it out with Pam's aptly titled "Rich Guy, Poor Dude" where he rates the internets worst financial advice using only a library of emojis. Don't miss this one! Co-hosts/Co-creators: Pamela Riley & Sarah Armstrong-Brown Special Guest: Don Giovanello, Jr. Editing & Mixing: Hasan "Insane" Moore Recorded at Newsstand Studios at Rockefeller Center Theme song by: Eric Tsavdar and Mike Armstrong-Brown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.