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There's gotta be a better phrase to use than that. lol. I get all frasier on this episode and walk myself through some issues. It was fun. Hand is feeling better. Life is good. Big announcement. UBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj   Watch My Comedy Special: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy   LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

Slept on my hand on an airplane and now it's numb. So I rambled for a bit about that and my week. Just trying to catch you up. Pedicures. Some other stuff. Fingering lol. SUBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj   Watch My Comedy Special: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy   LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

If the dog didn't want to be pet, it shouldn't have been dressed like that. Great joke. Plz direct all hate mail to any of the apps below. God bless. SUBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj Watch My Comedy Special for $1: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

I ramble for a bit and then play the recording of an interview I had for a TV show. Fascinating stuff. Then I'll ramble a bit more about trying to keep my head (both of them) where they supposed to be. That said, if anybody at [redacted] needs me to bang them for a spot on the show, just say the word! Watch My Comedy Special: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy   LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

Joking around about my broken hand, angry service dog people, opening for Bill Engvall and my short lived twitter war with Jamie Kennedy.  Watch My Comedy Special: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy   LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

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Here's a fun joke I've been working on. Just gonna tell you some jokes here. Enjoy! SUBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj   Watch My Comedy Special: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy   LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

Here's a set from a comedy show I did. This is me at my best. I hope you enjoy. Come see me tell jokes live. SUBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj Watch My Comedy Special: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

What do you want from me? 45 minutes of rambling stories? Oh. Well. That's what I do. In this episode, I just read what I've been working on the past week. A TOP SECRET PROJECT. (Writing Packet for a TV show. You gotta listen to get the goods.) SUBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj Watch My Comedy Special: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

What do you want from me? 45 minutes of rambling stories? Oh. Well. That's what I do. Careful out there. There's a shitty cold going around. SUBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj Watch My Comedy Special: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

Sitting down with my buddy Phil in Southern Oregon hotel room gigging. We talk about everyday struggles and getting beat up. Fun times. Give phil a google and follow if you want. SUBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj   Watch My Comedy Special for $1: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy   LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

Andrew is back. For some reason. This is a recap of the Hawaii trip. More to come. Thanks for listening. SUBSCRIBE to YOUTUBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj   Watch My Comedy Special: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew-rivers-laffy-taffy   LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers   ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

Andrew is back. Rambling about strippers for the 3rd time. andrewjrivers.com

Hi. My name is Andrew Rivers. I'm a comedian. I'm gonna ramble about my week a bit.  Watch My Comedy Special for $1: https://www.vidangel.com/movie/andrew... LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjri...

Hey it's me. I'm back. I've been paying to host this podcast for a year without any new episodes, so I wanted to get back to podcast and talking about my week. My friend and I were going to do a podcast and we recorded a few test episodes. but then he left for Dubai and Pakistan and our schedules were crazy. Couldn't do it.  So I'm doing it myself for now. Who knows how long I'll keep it up. Tune in while it lasts :)

On this episode, I hit the streets to ask for money. I didn't want to pretend to be homeless or scam artist people out of money. So I made a sign telling people I was a comedian and seeing if they'll buy a CD. I also tried to do magic tricks. I always wondered if the homeless people on the street are actually homeless or if there is good money in "flying a sign." So I found a guy washing windows, interviewed him and took over his corner. In an hour and a half, I got about $10, a lecture, blank stares. I got into a yelling match with a homeless guy about white privilege and recognized by my best friend's ex wife. Not my most successful episode. I mostly just gave away a bunch of CD's. Thanks for watching. Make sure you hit subscribe for more great videos. Special Thanks: Spenser O'Neil - @spenseroneill (Help directing and writing) Cory Michaelis - @mrcorymichaelis Art by FooRay - https://fooray.deviantart.com/ http://andrewjrivers.com SUBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

In honor of the Seahawks new season starting, I cut up some footage from the first episode of DQYNJ if you haven't seen it.  Also wanted to take this time to announce that I'll be a special guest on the Kickin it with Jon and Greg LIVE podcast at Tacoma Comedy Club.  Thursday, October 5th. Get your tickets now:  https://www-tacomacomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/shows/63441  Also check out Jon Ryan's Podcast here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/kickin-it-with-jon-and-greg/id1119023093?mt=2  Make sure you check out the full video on http://www.youtube.com/andrewjrivers  SUBSCRIBE for more great videos: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

In this episode, I sit down with my friend Rob the Barber from the Sixth Ave Barbershop in Tacoma, Washington. Rob is locally famous for telling jokes during his haircuts. I've personally had a haircut from him a number of times and knew he would a great interview for Don't Quit Your Night Job. Haircuts are only $10 for adults and $8 for kids. Go check him out. and make sure you check out the youtube video where I give my friend a haircut. Youtube.com/andrewjrivers Address: 4318 6th Ave #1, Tacoma, WA 98406 Hours:    Tuesday 9AM–6PM Wednesday 9AM–6PM Thursday 9AM–6PM Friday 9AM–6PM Saturday 9AM–6PM Sunday Closed Monday Closed     Cartoon Art by Fooray: fooray.deviantart.com VIDEOS: https://goo.gl/tXPWRj LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2

In this episode, I sit down with Pro Gamer, Shinobi (Austin Kent), to see if girls not sleeping with me makes me a good video game player or if that was just a coincidence. (Probably my face.) Subscribe for more great videos: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=andrewjrivers Shinobi plays Super Smash Brothers Melee and was on of the first inspirations for my podcast years ago when I met him on tour. While touring through Missouri again I caught up with him and filmed this episode. More about Shinobi: https://www.facebook.com/SS4xShinobi Cartoon Art by Fooray: fooray.deviantart.com LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2 KYLE - Sex and Super Smash Bros (Prod. By Deaf Heff)

People say "being a comedian is the toughest job in the world." Comedian Andrew Rivers can think of a million things that would be more difficult, so he's going to show you. Follow along: facebook.com/nightjobpodcast On this episode Andrew meets up Magician Louie Foxx.  The Society of American Magicians voted Louie The Best Stage Magician and Best Close-Up Magician in Minnesota in 1996. He has also been featured twice in the prestigious Linking Ring magazine which is a magazine for the 13,000 members of the International Brotherhood of Magicians! Louie has also written several books about magic tricks for professional magicians, one of which has sold over 2,300 copies! Louie is also a Two Time Guinness World Record Holder and has been on NBC’s America’s Got Talent, the nationally syndicated television show How ‘Bout That, Evening Magazine, New Day Northwest, Otra Movida TV in Spain, and in London’s Guardian Newspaper! Louie is enjoying life as the rockstar dad. He now has a valid excuse to go to the zoo once a week and build forts out of the sofa cushions. Check out the webseries on youtube as I interview Louie and then attempt to learn magic tricks and fool drunk people at bars :) SUBSCRIBE: YOUTUBE.COM/ANDREWJRIVERS Special Thanks: Louie Foxx - http://louiefoxx.com/ Workhouse Creative Art by FooRay http://andrewjrivers.com **** LIVE SHOWS: http://www.andrewjrivers.com/tour   TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/andrewjrivers   FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/andrewjrivers   INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/andrewjrivers   SNAPCHAT: http://www.snapchat.com/add/andrewjrivers REDDIT: http://Reddit.com/u/andrewjrivers  ITUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-quit-your-night-job/id1134662562?mt=2