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56 minutes | Jul 27, 2022
Episode 62 – Who Killed Jimmy Snugglehorn?
Whether you’re a horror fiend, a thriller killer or an unashamed dirty Rom-Com whore there’s a movie genre for everyone. But what if we can’t have them all? As Netflix stumbles in the streaming site wars amid ever growing competition, rumours emerge of a genre cull. Is that something that the sofa-plex going public will tolerate? What genre would you be willing to lose? How about the “Culinary Thriller”? Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! Pete talks about Netfix Kitchen based Stress-fest Boiling Point, and Dean tells us what he thinks about gangster chasing cop drama The Highwaymen. And there may be some talk about cricket. So, polish your ball and butter your crease, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
55 minutes | May 25, 2022
Episode 61 – Feel The Weft
What do YOU do when you think no-one’s looking? That’s disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, but in this latest episode the guys talk about what they do, and although nowhere near as bad as what you get up to…it’s still pretty weird. Mannequin molestation? We talk big screen too. Al finally put a shift in and watched “Ghostbusters: Afterlife”, Pete goes all Grindhouse and discusses Ty West’s “X” and we don our Viking helmets for “The Northman”. So, if you know your Titsmarsh from your Holmes…well done, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
67 minutes | Apr 27, 2022
Episode 60 – The Great Flamingo Nobblings
As we remember the late Taylor Hawkins, Al tries to differentiate between a Flamingo and a Pelican (It was neither) and Pete discovers what QAnon is all about, we turn to the silver screen for solace. Want to know what we think about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock in the chops? Make yourself comfortable. Curious about our thoughts on The Batman? You’re welcome. Add to that Starz original Pam & Tommy and The Suicide Squad spin-off Peacemaker then you’ve got yourself quite a pod! Did we mention it was our 60th episode!? So, spring clean your Bat-cave, (and yes that is a euphemism), but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
58 minutes | Mar 18, 2022
Episode 59 – A Piece Of The Action
In uncertain times it’s good to take a look back at happier, safer times. A time when a group of European terrorists can take control of a tower block and leave you with a smile on your face, a killer robot from the future tells you he’ll be back, and a drunken Chinese man falls from a balcony, breaking his back…and we laugh! Oh, how we laughed. So, break out your best Kung Fu, and cue the montage but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
57 minutes | Sep 14, 2021
Episode 58 – Dedication…That’s What You Need
With Allen otherwise engaged in pursuing his lifelong ambition to create a world record, it’s left to Dean and Pete to steer this shabby looking ship into calmer waters. And as Pete’s got a bit of a cold that mainly leaves Dean to carry the load. But it’s not all bad news…we got to go back to the cinema! We’ve got Marvel’s Black Widow, DC’s The Suicide Squad and M. Night Shyamalan’s Old to talk about. That’s good, right? So, grab your popcorn, feed the man in the box, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
68 minutes | Jun 19, 2021
Episode 57 - Stayin' Alive!
This week the guys take a look in to the darker side of life (and death) as we talk killers. As in serial killers…the real ratbags. We’re talking Ramirez…Raider…Ripper. But we also talk about cats and coldsores so, you know, it’s not all severed heads and people sandwiches! A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it! So, close the curtains, double lock the door, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
67 minutes | Apr 12, 2021
Episode 56 - Thundercats Got Me Good
In this new episode the guys get a little nostalgic as we hark back to the days of the ZX Spectrum, the BMX and singing along to the Auf Wiedersehen Pet theme tune. Yes…the eighties! In a time before irony was invented we take a look back at the biggest movies of the time, how Allen is consistently taken in by fan made trailers, and can Dean really blame everything on his under-active thyroid? That’s living alright! A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it! So grab you Rubik’s cube, press record on your shiny new VHS player, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
69 minutes | Mar 22, 2021
Episode 55 - Vaccination Assassination
As we start to see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, the guys talk about the vaccination rollout , what exactly constitutes a substantial meal, and why you’ll never look at a bottle of Jameson’s whisky the same way again! oh, and non UK listeners may want to google Keith Chegwin...the Chegwin chat gets weirdly intense. So, grab yourself a Scotch egg, pour yourself a stiff one, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
63 minutes | Feb 27, 2021
Episode 54 – Full Metal Allen
This week see’s the guys mulling over the age old question…who would win in a fight between Robocop and R2-D2. Obviously Robocop, but what about Robocop and the Terminator? Obviously The Terminator because he’s bad ass and totally rocks. From the future of AI to the best movie robots, this is a tech heavy android-fest. Ready for the singularity? Thought not. A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it! So, Come with me if you want to live, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! You can catch us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher & Spotify so you can listen on all your usual podcast apps…Please like & subscribe!
60 minutes | Jan 17, 2021
Episode 53 - The Names David...Craig David
Another lockdown…another zoom call. Againt the odds the guys attempt to bring you premium content with minimum effort, and it sort of works! They cover the usual topics…the Blue Peter tortoise graveyard, monkey jealousy, but it’s mainly about Bond…James Bond. After the passing of wife-slapping legend Sean Connery, it seemed only right that we give the Bond franchise a good going over. A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it! So, grab your vodka martini, whip out your Octopussy, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
53 minutes | Dec 27, 2020
Episode 52 - The Christmas Length
It's that time of year when we buy all our presents online, keep well apart from our friends and loved ones and gawp at one another over a glitchy video call. Yes....it's CHRISTMAS!The guys get together for a little festive chat about all things christmas...food...films...and food. The usual.So, have a very merry Christmas, a brighter New Year, but whatever you do...Don't Go Outside!
56 minutes | Nov 30, 2020
Episode 51 - Excelsior!
This week the guys wield their great power with little or no responsibility as we talk all things spider. Spider-man…Spider killers…and just massive spiders! We cover the latest TV adaption of Aldous Huxley’s novel Brave New World, Netflix movie Inheritance, and Dean recounts the story of “Denver Spider-man”, Theodore Edward Coneys. So, re-fill your web shooter, get your Spidey Sense tingling, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
56 minutes | Nov 5, 2020
Episode 50 - Griller Killer
This week the guys have been doing some heavy duty sitting down and talk about what they’ve watched with their eyes. We’re talking Ratched. We’re talking Utopia. We’re talking The Haunting of Bly Manor. Is that enough for ya? Plus we have Disco clowns, some good facts from Al, and we hear the next instalment in the never to be released movie…Griller Killer! So, pre-heat your oven to 180c ,baste your meat real good, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
59 minutes | Oct 8, 2020
Episode 49 – A Nightmare on 49th Street
This week the guys discuss John Carpenter’s killer car flick “Christine”, Christopher Nolan’s brain melting time- twister “Tenet”, and Al expresses his surprising concern for former Queen bassist John Deacon. So, start your engines,adjust your seatbelt, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
53 minutes | Sep 20, 2020
Episode 48 - The Angle Of Your Dangle
This week the guys decide to take matters into their own hands. Spurred on by underwhelming horror flick The Slenderman, Dean thinks it’s time to have a stab at writing their own movie script. How hard can it be, right? Allen’s back with some easy to disprove facts, Dean tells us about the creepy tale of Dr. Carl Tanzler, and we learn all about the 45 degree rule. So, check the angle of your dangle, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
50 minutes | Sep 7, 2020
Episode 47 - Killing Time
In this episode, the guys tackle the big questions. Time…what is it? When was it? What exactly is the Sith’s policy on bin collection? They talk about their top time travel movies, mysterious time travelling market traders and Allen reveals his plan to go back in time and kill cheese. So, Kill, Die, Repeat but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
63 minutes | Aug 24, 2020
Episode 46 - March Of The Bananas
Do Penguins have legs? Does Gregory Peck have a great big neck? What the Hell is Batpussy? I guess we’ll never know for certain, but listening to this episode will certainly give us a better insight into some of life’s unanswerable questions. Like what was Robert De Niro’s finest performance? Dean scares himself half to death by watching horror classic The Omen, Al tells us what he’s learned this week, and Pete thinks something is amiss at the Swizzlels factory. So, sit down, shut up, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
67 minutes | Aug 10, 2020
Episode 45 - Al's Big Fact Hunt
In this episode Allen finds out what facts are and unloads his truth bullets straight into your brain with his newly acquired knowledge uzi. Rat-ta-ta-tat! Dean watches the 1989 adaptation of Stephen King's Pet Sematary and realises that sometimes dead is better, we hear about the third best "Trial of the Century" with the tale of Leopold & Loeb, and Pete finds out that it takes more than one kind of Kryptonite to kill some Supermans. So, put a shift in, wear your mask, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! Link is in bio or get it from your usual places ☝️ #podcasts #podchaser #podernfamily #podcasting #movies #film #petsematary #hollywood #history #superman #horror #horrormovies #kryptonite #dc #comics
70 minutes | Jul 26, 2020
Episode 44 - Pumping Out The Back Passage
In this eventful episode we hear about Deano’s Mid-Podcast flood, Pete’s love of 70’s rock opera and Al’s curiosity about Jessica Tandy’s nethers. All very cheesy. Dean continues his horror journey with John Carpenter’s classic Halloween, and we have a sneaky look at Hollywood’s greasy underbelly with the tale of William Randolph Hearst. So, put on your water wings, man the life boats, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
46 minutes | Jul 13, 2020
Episode 43 - Jumping The Shark
In this episode we rediscover the meaning of the word “meandering” as the guys cover a range of subjects, such as smart meters, oysters, and cutting out the booze. We find out what Allen thinks Caviar is, and Dean asks…what is the best film ending…EVER? So, pull up a chair, have a yourself a cheeky one, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
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