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This joke might be a little....on the nose. We watched Steve Martin's 80's romcom "Roxanne" and ask Does It Suck, Now?

This episode the guys unpack the 1996 tale about teenage witches. Find out if the go about things the wrong way and use their magic to find out if The Craft sucks, now?

Josh, Dave, Mike and J-Bone ask does 1989's Tango and Cash suck, now? There's explosions, cocaine, Kurt Russel in drag, monster trucks, a dance tour, Jack Palance Jack Palancing and of course Sly writing his own lines to get a writing credit. It's the oldest trope there is Bad cop/badder cop. It's FUBAR!

For the first film of Season 2 the guys ask does 1999's Varsity Blues suck, now? A film bigger than Texas. It's got the Dawson, tons of bad accents, the infamous whip cream bikini and of course football, football and more football.

In a special episode the guys try to decide which movie is better Aliens or Predator!!!!!!!

Does Teen Wolf Suck, Now?

The guys are getting too old for this sh*t. See if Lethal Weapon 2 holds up, now.

The guys have within them blood of kings when they discuss the 1986 movie Highlander. There can be only one.

The boys unpack Francis Ford Coppola's "Bram Stoker's Dracula" from 1992 and try really hard not to say Bam Stroker.

On this episode we aim our acorns at the mighty Hydragon's goiters and find out if 1988's Willow sucks now.

This week the guys get overcome by nostalgia and amazing jokes when they talk about Tim Burton's first feature film, Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Listen to find out if Pee Wee's Big Adventure sucks, now. 

The Joshs and the Gugginos are joined by Mike's wife Sarah to talk about the 1996 horror satire Scream. Directed by Wes Craven it was a game changer for the horror genre. The discussion gets heated as they try to decide if it's sucks, now.

Does It Suck, Now? is a podcast where lifelong friends Josh Sprague, Mike Guggino, Josh Solow and Dave Guggino watch movies they loved as kids and ask whether they suck now.

This week the guys talk about Major League, the 1989 baseball comedy about the the Cleveland Indians. In Major League the new owner of the Cleveland Indians puts together a purposely horrible team so they'll lose and she can move the team. But when the plot is uncovered, they start winning just to spite her. The Joshs and the Guggino Brothers get down right nostalgic for baseball, Randy Newman songs and Librarian Rene Russo and of course they let you know if it sucks, now. 

This week the guys talk watched 1991's Robin Hood Prince of Thieves with Kevin Costner's mullet and the buttery raspiness of Brian Adams croon. Not to mention amazing performances from Morgan Freeman and Alan Rickman. They dive deep and may surprise you with where this film lies in the rankings. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is a 1991 American action-adventure film based on the English folk tale of Robin Hood that originated in the 12th century. It was directed by Kevin Reynolds and stars Kevin Costner as Robin Hood, Morgan Freeman as Azeem, Christian Slater as Will Scarlett, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio as Marian, and Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham. The screenplay was written by Pen Densham and John Watson.

From the Atlantic "Joel Schumacher’s The Lost Boys—which turns 30 years old this week—has, in some respects, the very things you’d want from a 1980s horror-comedy: big-haired vampires, noisy motorcycles, big-haired vampires riding noisy motorcycles, Corey Feldman. True to ’80s form, the film embraces some of the best excesses of American popular culture, employing ridiculous blood baths and an over-the-top rock-infused soundtrack as it depicts a family’s struggle to fight the small army of leather-wearing teenage demons swarming their town."

The guys unpack 1987's Mannequin a romantic romp set in Philadelphia. Jonathan Switcher is a young artist. He just doesn't seem to last in any job he does. But when he builds a mannequin, he makes it so perfect, he falls in love with it. It is the first thing he has made that makes him feel like a real artist. The mannequin ends up in the window of a big department store. When he saves the life of an old lady who happens to be the owner of that store, he is rewarded by getting a job at the store as stock boy. Later the mannequin comes to life as Emmy, who was an ancient Egyptian living in the year 2514BC.

This episode the guys discuss the 1982 fantasy classic(?) The Beastmaster in all its campy glory. There's witches, decently trained animals, oiled up barbarians, hot ladies, explosions, Hilarious ferrets with names no one can seem to remember and of course Rip Torn throwing children into fire. What else could you need? See if the guys think it sucks, now.

The Joshs and Gugginos unpack the 1986 Kung Fu Comedy Action Thriller, Big Trouble in Little China. Does it Suck, Now? You may know the answer already but the guys break it down to let you know, once and for all.