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DMDS round up their top albums of 2021... finally. We said this would come out in June, and it's funnier if it ended up being even later. That's how it works. This was intentional. Who knew running through the woods at night would come back to bite so hard and so fast? Hammerhead explains his encounter with the English bigfoot, and Warhound gives a psychology lesson. Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0, and "metal-riff-drumming-1" by tgfcoder licensed under CCBY 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

The boys are back in town and hopping back in time to review some dirty First World War metal from 1914's "Where Fear and Weapons Meet." Hammerhead decides it's a good idea to go for runs at midnight in the woods, and we're certain this one won't come back to bite in any way. Quite soon actually. Stay tuned. Boris Johnson makes a guest appearance to reassure the French that we totally love them really. Hmm... yeah, totally. Have we perhaps discovered the only good Ukrainian band in existence? It's certainly an unfortunate era to have that as a running joke now, isn't it? Featuring a guest music submission from Through Mists. Play along to Decipher the Logö: bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0, and "metal-riff-drumming-1" by tgfcoder licensed under CCBY 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

DMDS take a look at the Tritonus Bell in a timely and entirely not late manner. Pete from Bloodletter stops by to take a journey on Shitbag's Underground. Tim Reaper returns. Also happy new year! Not late! Play along to Decipher the Logö: bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

DMDS get aquatic in this very nautical review of Gama Bomb's Sea Savage. Hammerhead gets stabbed in the face, and Warhound regales us with his urban combat story from the most disappointing battlefield of all time. On this episode of what is supposedly a metal podcast the boys talk about everything from ABBA to shoegaze and folk-electronica... and the first extremely appropriate gig review. Whatever you do, try not to think about Gok Wan's package. #terminatorlore Play along to Decipher the Logö: bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0, and "metal-riff-drumming-1" by tgfcoder licensed under CCBY 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

Disclaimer: This was recorded before Vicky's recent twitter exploits. Blisters! Atomic balls! The DMDS crew round up Bloodstock 2021. The boys pick out band highlights, talk festival food, and introduce wild snore spotting. Warhound extols the surprisingly convincing benefits of attending a festival entirely sober. The absolute state of the Bloodstock organisers actually updating their audience about time changes! Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

Fearless goes the samurai, with godspeed from the skies. DMDS review "On Divine Winds" by Hail of Bullets. Chainsword and Earthshine are revisited. Did you know that apparently you die if you don't stretch? Please don't take any medical advice from us we're idiots. Play along to Decipher the Logö: bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

DMDS review "Eternal Hails" by Darkthrone. In the first Shitbag's Underground, Shitbag interviews Rectum Torture, featuring the surprise appearance of Patrick Star and an angry gorilla. Hammerhead provides meteorological evidence that the Gods endorse the speed metal band Bütcher, and also gets very angry about doom and audio quality. Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

Each of the Dick Swingers rank their top 5 albums of the year so far, with supporting arguments and track extracts. With appearances from Asphyx, Cannibal Corpse, Vulture, and many more, where will they rank? Find out here on this very special edition of the DMDS Podcast. Oh yeah, and Shitbag also plots to murder Hammerhead for comparing Slam to Deathcore. Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

AWAKEN THE THUNDER! The Dick Swingers review "Hammer King" by Hammer King. The boys discuss the difference between power metal and flower metal, and the fine line between power screams and pressure screams is finally discussed for the first time. Shitbag dies. All hail the Hammer King. Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

Storm Butlins, they can't stop us all! The Dick Swingers review "Equilibria" by Sunrise. This time around the boys reveal the central teaching of Ancient Egyptian mythology, and while Shitbag converts to a new faith, Warhound also converts to a weeaboo. The longest episode so far for the most unnecessarily long album! Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

The Dick Swingers review "Abyss of Wrathful Deities" by Grave Miasma. Hammerhead and Warhound suss out Shitbag's money laundering plot. Listen in shock as the boys discover the truth about H from Steps and his prophecy for humanity. And much to Shitbag's enjoyment, Hammerhead and Max talk for 6 hours about esotericism. Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

Welcome to DMDS. Podcast and social media links: https://linktr.ee/dmdspodcast This clip uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

Bonus content?! Yes. Shitbag and Warhound are forced to review Nightmares of the Decomposed for your aural pleasure. Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0, and "metal-riff-drumming-1" by tgfcoder licensed under CCBY 3.0. Full terms: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/ and https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ zodiac

The Tim Reaper arrives with a twofer. The Dick Swingers are joined by guest host Nikodemus (@nikodemus_92) to review both "The Dread March of Solemn Gods" by Ninkharsag, and "The Earth is Silent" by Sun of the Dying. If you want to get involved in Nikodemus' new game see the Insta post: https://www.instagram.com/p/CP8xJUgJFlL/ Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

The Dick Swingers review "Cursed be thy Kingdom" by Bewitcher. Shitbag regales us with his latest misadventures, and Hammerhead displays self-mastery by admiring the Peanut Butter Kitkat from afar. Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

The Dick Swingers review "The Rise of Satanic Might" by Cruel Force, featuring Ratlord and Wodos. Warhound dials in via tin can, and we welcome our new co-host, Max Pepsi. Shitbag reveals how you too can become a Legend of the Woods. Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

The Dick Swingers review "Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab. How slow can you go? What is dark jazz? What would the Eternal Nightmare album art look like if it was upgraded? And just who exactly is Circle Douglas? These questions and more, answered on this episode of the DMDS Podcast. Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

I don't think this conversation about unicorns is factual. The Dick Swingers review "Aedris" by Possessed Steel. Shitbag fucks up Decipher the Logo once again, and Warhound somehow manages to find Lovecraftian album art that he doesn't hate. Meanwhile, how many times can the hero come to kill the evil ruler? Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

The Dick Swingers review "Agony & Opium" by Christian Mistress. It's story time with Shitbag, and the shocking discovery of Willem Dafoe's death metal band. Play along to Decipher the Logö: https://bit.ly/decthelog Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/

The Dick Swingers review "New Dark Age" by Solstice, and Hammerhead loses the will to live. Fit Lads season 1 also comes to a close, and the DMDS crew find out who will be forced to review Six Feet Under's Nightmares of the Decomposed. Podcast and social media links: http://dmdspodcast.contactin.bio/ Chuck us a beer if you want: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dmds This episode uses "metal bomber loop" by zagi2 licensed under CCBYNC 3.0. Full terms: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/