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Don’t be deterred by the first forty minutes of this 65-minute episode—we DO talk about the new Hulu holiday movie, Happiest Season. Featuring: CW Endings, Gossip Girl Superlatives, Sam’s Scooby Doo Voice Times Two, Dan Humphrey Mental Gymnastics, Buying All Of His Horses, Make KStew and Aubrey Plaza Kiss On The Mouth, Do Not Badmouth Eugene Levy, and a Lesbian Daughter as a Political Asset.

Happy birthday to our hardworking editor, Sean—and also how dare you for doing this to us. Featuring: Big-Snouted Trout Rooting Around in the Trash, Kuzco’s “AGE!”, Walker Texas Ranger Killed the Gays, Lies and Slander About Sean, Goomba Rage, #NotMyYoshi, Scalper Plumbers, and Sam’s SMB Spec Script & Recasting.

Join us for mostly talking about Thanksgiving television episodes, as well as hopefully the final time we’ll ever discuss a certain fifteen year-old show. To quote Sam, to Sean, during her vodka cranberry-induced blackout: “I hear your destruction.” Featuring: Sam’s Hangover, Star Wars But Backwards, Bro-Time With My Heterosexual Car, Gabe Ya Fat Bastard, Cricket the Leaper or Nothing, Bob Belcher: Bicon, Schitt’s Creek Finale Chat, We See the Gossip Girl Finish Line on the Horizon, and Just Lots of Really Great Noises from Sam.

Hey, did you want an episode-by-episode breakdown of NBC’s 2015 miniseries “The Slap”? No? Neither did Delia and Cori, but here we are. Sam did quite a bit of damage to herself in this one, and, as a bonus, it doesn’t even have anything to do with Thanksgiving. Featuring: Much Like Bolbi, Happy 10th Anniversary to Megamind, Sam’s Eternal Gossip Girl Update, “I Just Kinda Had to Know,” Deep in the Slap Lore, Four Bleeps, Penn Badgley As A Spector, Another Hour Wasted, At Least Two Shots of A Toilet, and a Bunch of Shitty Jazz. Content Warnings: Mentions of Suicide, Child/Spousal Abuse.

Happy birthday to Stanley Tucci, we celebrated by talking about Destiel at least twice! Featuring: Child-Puncher to Icon, He’s Dead He’s Dead, Shot Down to Mega-Hell, Shoutout to Homophobia, Embarrassed Respect Horny, Sam vs. Penn Badgely, Pregnant at a Rumspringa, and Reliving Mishapocalypse.

¡Feliz Día de Muertos! This week we watched the two extant English-language animated movies about the Day of the Dead. (And depending on what else happens this week, you can just assume how we’re feeling about it all.) Featuring: We Already Have Crunch, Eating Mealtimes, Kiss the GROOM?, Diego Luna is a Good Man!!, Old People Get Me, Poisoning Murder!, A Lotta Frida, Cause of Death: Lotsa Big Bells.

Happy Halloween TV week! Join us for a mostly incomprehensible conversations about Halloween episodes we’ve mostly seen at some point. Listen to the end to find out which candies get Sam “hard.” Featuring: Gushy Narcs, Until Now, Three Hole Punch Delia, Reigning Cats and Dogs, Fart Attack, and Which Candies Slap.

Welcome to our podcast, which is full of fun, vivacious energy! Please disregard the yelling and the deep, horny sighs. Also we watched Over the Garden Wall this week and had an almost-normal conversation about it! Featuring: Poké-Heads, Too Fancy, The Ugly Era, Inner Machinations, Liminal Spaces, I Know You Know That Water Means Change, Oh Yikes, and Another Installment of Gossip Girl Laments.

Our Leaping Days are over. It’s SpoOoOoky Season, so we’re talking about some classic Halloween movies this week. (“There are other movies, we didn’t watch them though.”) Featuring: Nice Work Bonedaddy, Skeleton of a Himbo, Christmas Appropriation, Things Can Be Creepy Year-Round, Fight Me Boston, Binx Is My Boo, His Face Matches, Mannequin Scratch, Men Becoming Wolves, and Sam Returns the Soup to the Kitchen.

It’s October so we’re talking about Venom-enom-enom-enom this week. To quote Sam paraphrasing Riz Ahmed: “If you’re not curious, you’re gonna...suck!” Featuring: Pen You Have Rights, Helluva Lot of Jim Parsons, The Titular Slap, 3.5% Eminem, You Wouldn’t Print a Pizza, Batman Would You Like To Come Get Some Churros, Ya Can’t Hear a Comic Book!, The Titular Boys, An Adult Foster Child, Ron Cephas Jones’ Desk, Bet Your Bottom Venom, Let ‘Em Run Around Like A Mice, and People Are Being Evil in New York.

Happy end of September and also the ten year anniversary of Inception? Somehow these are related but we can’t remember how. Also, it was Costume Day at the Wendy’s on September 25, if you needed another reason to celebrate. Featuring: Henry Cavill Bashing Again, Cowboy Taking the Trash Out, Bwomp Bwomp Bwomp, Dust Ball Rolling Across the Scene, The Pinwheel of Fatherly Love, We Can’t Afford Ken Watanabe Speaking English, Slaps for Sam’s Soft Brain, I Hate J.J. Abrams, Bye.

Full disclosure, we didn’t have any ideas for this week, so here’s a candid recording of us “planning” future episodes of this show for the first time ever. For whatever it’s worth, we still haven’t missed an episode yet? Featuring: Here’s Trash, No One’s Ever Gonna Hear This, Burrito Psychopaths, Shout Out to Greg, Someone Should’ve Been Watching Sam, California Livin’, Wake Me Up, Pinwheel Visual Aid, Berries and Cream, and Sam’s Mouth Touching The Pop Filter.

As Sam sang, “March Madness Never Ends, Whoa-Oh!” Welcome to our Romance Tropes Bracket episode. If you’re a secret billionaire-slash-prince, speak up. Featuring: Like Freezing to Death, Fire Me Who Cares!, Tickle the Tummy, Fuck Off Christopher, It Could Go All The Way, McConaughey Blindness, French With Spanish Subtitles, I’m Fake Dating Til I Die, and It Was Porn.

We joked about doing a Gossip Girl watch, but then two-thirds of us actually did it this week. So here’s an episode about the year 2007, including a 30-minute discussion about Dan Humphrey’s psychosis. Also stay tuned to hear Sam sing an unconscionable portion of the lyrics to Soulja Boy. Does it even mean anything to apologize for these episodes anymore? Featuring: Let Me Go To Sleep When September Ends, Sam’s Favorite Genre, Daniel’s IBS Excuses, Cori’s Breakdown of The Immigrant Song, Apple or McDonalds, Aww Swine Flu Why You Gotta Do It To Us, We All Liked Daughtry Then!, and Personally It Would Be An Honor To Be Outed By Ian McKellan.

This week we revisit some of our favorite series finales. Yes, they’re mostly Mike Schur shows. No, we won’t apologize for it. Featuring: Cheesecake Betrayal, Everything Is Bad, Delia’s Favorite New Girl Bit, So Incredibly Good and Off-Putting, Your Heartiest Soups, Paper! Snow! A Ghost!, Sniper Shot to Me Crying, and Someday We’ll Do A Gossip Girl Extravaganza.

Watch out, frauders! If you cross Sam, she’ll end you. Fuckin’ try her, motherfuckers. (Also we talked about FanDome reveals from this weekend.) Featuring: Old Man Same Birthday, Additions to Sam’s Death Bed, “Sexual Hole,” The Killer Croc Fight, No More Delia Says No More!, Justice League AMV, What Is A Football Accident, and our DC Adjacent Recommendations.

We’re finally properly living up to our terribly chosen name, and spent this entire episode listing things we don’t like. It’s the most energized we’ve ever been, which probably says it all. Featuring: Sprouse Twins Talk Again, Cori Left Out In The Cold, I Think Dogs Should Be On The Census, This Isn’t A Very Good Chili’s, Keep A Sean-Length Distance Between You, “Just Fuck That In General,” Meeting Macklemore in the Ether, Caucasian Bullshit Shows, Gyllenhaal Knife Face, Brand-Based Chills Down Your Spine, Funky Penis Commercial, Pizza Hut Is My Nemesis, Reverse Marie Kondo In The Grocery Store, Sam’s Roommate Tales. Our Weekly PSAs: Fill Out The Census! Wear A Mask! Request Your Absentee Ballot!

As we (two-thirds begrudgingly) promised, we’re celebrating Delia’s birthday this week by watching and discussing season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. In other words: Welcome to DisContent, a podcast about The Witcher and for Delia, specifically. Featuring: No Birthday Wishes for Hockey, Quarantine Regression Fears, Cori’s Netflix Romcom Recommendations, Sam’s Very Good Joke, Apologies to Ciri, Protagonist with the Good Teeth, Doppler Mousesack, What Even Is a Witcher, A Big Ugly Soup, Sam’s Istredd Sexy Squidward Conspiracy Theory, Yen & Discussions of Internalized Misogyny, & Recommendations for Other Witcher Canon.

We promised it, and here it is. Welcome to Himbo Week. Featuring: Delia Is Ready to Fight The Fire Nation, Sam’s a Healthy Girl Now, The Nega-Himbo, Mr. Peanut’s Full Name, A Surprisingly Long TMNT Section, Sulu Picks Up a Gun, Sam & Sean Were Feeling Flirty, Teddy Roosevelt Was Our Most Himbo President, God’s Perfect Himbo, and Our Recommendations for Shirtless Content.

This week we’re talking about ‘The Old Guard’ as well as other Alt-Superhero Movies. Also this is a Matt Berry stan podcast now. Featuring: There’s Egg On My Hand Now, Forbidden Prometheus Talk, Greg Rucka Buried the Bury Your Gays Trope, The Real Bad Guy Is Your Own Depression, Magneto Was Right, While You Were Out Dating I Was Learning the Vampire Blade, James McAvoy Inception, and Our Charlize Theron Recommendations.