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Episode 139.5 “The Best of… 2020” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, and special guests! Season 4 of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast is in the books, and so is 2020! It was a challenging year that changed the course of life for numerous folks, including some of those involved with the Podcast. These are 15 of the best clips from 2020. Enjoy! 1 (0:51) - Dieter Gets Angry (SFW) - From Episode 106 “Matchmaker” with Ashley Pontius
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter and Special Guest Comedienne Ashley Pontius
Dieter gets upset with some direction from Chris and goes off in a very safe for work kind of way. 2 (1:41) - Take That Joe Rogan - From Episode 102 “Captain Community”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter and Dan
We gloat about ranking higher on the Congo’s podcast charts than Joe Rogan. 3 (8:00) - Day at the Fair - From Episode 105 “A Taste of Nutville” with Vikki Kenyon
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter and Special Guest Vikki Kenyon of Vikki’s Nuthouse
Vikki recounts her 1st time being a vendor at the Wayne County Fair, which Dieter and Chris attended annually growing up. 4 (11:29) - Smaht Pahk - From Episode 103 “Mustard and Bologna” The Big Game Wrap-up.
Cast: Chris & Dieter
Chris & Dieter discuss the new Smart Park feature on the Hyundai Sonata’s that was unveiled to the world during a Super Bowl commercial. 5 (13:14) - A Barber - From Episode 123 “Bumblef*ck Buddies”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter
Yajaira recounts the time she met a Barber at the World of Beer in Tampa. 6 (17:38) - Grandma Dabs! - From Episode 130 “Grandma Dabs!”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
Dieter discovers a brand new bit of information to him that everyone else in the US & Canada knows, however he redeems himself with a brand new video he brought to the show. 7 (22:23) - White People Mixup - From Episode 107 “Butter, Brown Sugar, Bacon & Bleach" with Paradise Soul Food
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter and Special Guests Asia & Carolyn from Paradise Soul Food
Asia gets some notable “white” performers mixed up, Yajaira gets her Saxophone lines mixed up. 8 (25:01) - Scranton, 70’s Style - From Episode 110 “A Glitch”
Cast: Chris, Dieter and Special Guest Vince Marrone
Vince talks about his Dad’s shoe shine shop he had in downtown Scranton in the 70’s. 9 (29:18) - Bar Rescue - From Episode 113 “Prison Math”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
Chris & Yajaira talk about their quarantine guilty pleasure “Bar Rescue” and it’s host Jon Taffer 10 (33:28) - Bear Shit - From Episode 124 “Sunrise Surprise”
Cast: Chris & Dieter
Dieter talks about all the things he’d rather have happen to him than be killed gruesomely by a bear.

 11 (35:55) - The More You Know - From Episode 119 “Crutches”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
The gang talks about the first 2+ months of quarantine 2020 12 (37:20) - The Beanhammer - From Episode 115 “Cinco de Mayo Virtual Happy Hour”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Ashley & Edith.
Edith talks about how she messed up her knee back in early spring. 13 (38:40) - Year Zero - From Episode 101 “Google Me B*tch!)
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
Dieter explains how to properly count a calendar. 14 (41:59) - Next! - From Episode 126 “Next!”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
A discussion about movies potentially opens up a new bit for the Podcast. Dieter is not impressed! 15 (46:14) - Dieter Plans an Orgy - From Episode 135 “Elephant Ears”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter 
After inquiring about everyone's pornography preferences, Dieter has figured out the perfect way to get that threesome he's been searching for.
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Episode 139 “Holiday Virtual Happy Hour” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira with special guests Junior, Ashley Pontius, Mike Oregano, Vikki Kenyon and Marc Kurtz a.k.a “Carc” Well we’ve made it. The end of 2020 is upon us, and with that we have put the wrap on another season of new episodes from the Dinner with Schmucks crew! This week we decided to bring a group of our friends together for a social distanced virtual send off of 2020. Mike Oregano joins us as our musical guest, and entertains us with a handful of songs. Ashley Pontius who made her 1st appearance on the podcast earlier in 2020, joins us for our wrap up, and performs a short standup set for us! Vikki Kenyon of Vikki’s Nuthouse gives us an update on what she’s been up to since she joined us early in 2020 on the podcast as well. We find out how to get fired as a Mall Santa, broken marriages, an update on Yajaira’s Pube Free Quest of 2020, a new holiday themed Schmuck Files, our favorite Christmas movies and so much more! Next week we’ll have a special episode - “The Best of 2020 - a clips episode” coming out next week. After that, we’ll be taking our customary winter break, and return with all new episodes in January! Thank you to everyone who tuned in this year, it’s been an incredibly tough year, and we hope that we were able to bring at least a few smiles and laughs to the faces of our listeners! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 138 “It’s the Size That Counts (Not the Quality)” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Chicken & Dumplings Welcome back to our 2nd to last new episode of 2020! We’re continuing our remote episodes as our local numbers are getting out of control unfortunately. We are brining you what was supposed to be Episode 137 before we went completely off script and did the entire episode without a kite. This week after multiple false starts we get into our Dinner, Yajaira fills us in on Meat in America, there are some new slogans we are trying out, librarians, sushi, the cult of trump, sex toys, baby wheels, MAGA Moms, the continuing destruction of America at the tiny hands of trump, the holiday season, Canada, a new Schmuck Files, hypnotization, anti-maskers, social media, asshole drivers, a new Blast from the Past and much more! Next week will be our special Virtual Holiday Happy Hour with faces you know and love from the podcast, along with some special guest performances! The episode will be released on Festivus, Wed, December 23rd! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 137 “Toilet Fun” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Greek Lamb Meatball Pita’s We’re back with the 1st of our last 3 new episodes of 2020!
It’s an unplanned episode of flying without a kite. Dieter gives a few more details of the story of his 1st Ithaca roommate, which spawned a discussion about sharing razors, which led into personal grooming, threesomes, wrestling, Elf, Segways, Covid outbreaks, exposure and vaccines, toilets, public pooping, the media, taxes, student load debt, food, our dinner, pork, dry streaks, and much more! We’re recording our Holiday Virtual Happy Hour Podcast on Dec 19th, with release on Festivus - December 23rd. It will be our last new episode of 2020 as we head into our holiday break! Keep your eyes & ears peeled for the episode! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 136 “Persona Non Shita” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Dieter & Marc (aka Carc). We hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving, and didn’t do anything dumb! We’re back with an all new episode this week, that was recorded a few weeks ago. Chris & Dieter were joined by Marc aka “Carc” this week as we set forth on our podcast adventure. Marc gets a funny feeling about a video game, digital hoarders, hunting, smart homes, slot cars, Dieter on being 40, comfort shows, an all new schmuck files, and an all new getting to know Dieter - the Good Time Ithaca College years, plus so much more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 135 “Elephant Ears” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaria and Dieter. This Week’s Dinner: Taco Soup Happy Thanksgiving everybody! To help you get through the holiday week, we’ve got an all new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. This week we talked about a ton, and learned some new things! Feeling old, exes, injuries, questionable situations on camera, the state of the US, Covid Vaccines, Mia Mastroianni, Bronx Fight Club, super-spreader events, Saved by the Bell reboot, a major spoiler drop regarding “The League” that Dieter didn’t know about, a new Schmuck Files, Porn, white people sticking their noses into places they shouldn’t, the one that got away, and much more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 134 “Election 2020 - Part 2” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaria and Dieter. This Week’s Dinner: Pan Fried Pork Chops & Carrots with left-over Devil Fries. Thanks for checking out this weeks episode! As the title states, this episode is the 2nd part about the historic election that has consumed the USA this past week plus. A President was chosen, and once refuses to concede. We discuss all the news that filled the days between part 1 and 2. We also discuss Borat 2, and the “scene”. SNL, Darryl Hammond, Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, a new Schmuck Files, lazy people and gaslighting, legalized pot and much more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 133 “Election 2020 - Part 1” This Week’s Cast: Chris & Yajaria with special guests Lisa and Shawn Rosler. This Week’s Dinner: Orange Chicken & Jasmine Rice. Thanks for checking out this weeks episode! As the title states, this episode is about the historic election that has consumed the USA this past week. There are some real time stats that come out during the episode as we inch closer to President Elect Joe Biden, and Vice President Elect Kamala Harris. Lisa is joining us for a 2nd straight week, this week filling in for an injured Dieter. Shawn Rosler from the Coarse Grind Podcast joins us for a little bit at the end for his perspective on the election, and what’s going on with the Coarse Grind Podcast. Discussions about vote counts, frivolous lawsuits, voting procedures, media coverage, tweets, conspiracy theories, lies, and more! We take a quick departure from the election to visit FL & Western PA for a new edition of the Schmuck Files. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 132 “Trick or Trick” Halloween Virtual Happy Hour This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Lisa and Junior Welcome back to Happy Hour! This week Chris, Yajaira and Dieter are joined via Zoom by Lisa & Junior, all dressed up in costume for our Halloween episode! This week we catch up with our Flori-DUH compadres, discuss our costumes, Chris getting picked on by Bobby Kelly, exes reviews, double purchases on Amazon, online dating reviews, social credit, the upcoming election and the failure of the current admin, Top Gun vs Airwolf, Chris & Dieter at the Daily Show circa 1999, Puma, adult stores and toys, the new Borat film, P.R.P.I., and more! If you want to see the shenanigans we were having, this episode is also available on our YouTube Channel and Facebook Watch page. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 131 “Egregious” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter We’re back after a few weeks off, but one episode-less week. Dieter is joining us remote again as our area is dealing with an uptick in Covid cases. We’ve improved the remote setup, so it’s like he’s sitting right next to us! We discuss what Yajaira has learned we are doing all wrong with the podcast, and that brings up its origins. From there we go on a journey of masturbating at work, blumpkins, editing magic, the election season that is upon us, the MLB playoffs, BBQ vs Grilling, TV to fall asleep to, that App life, Dinner, Yajaira’s Cheesecake, nay cheesesteak, social media and text spam, gated communities, names, anger issues, a new Schmuck Files and a lot more! Next week we’re planning our Halloween happy hour episode. Check out our Facebook page for more details ahead of time! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 130.5 “The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 2” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K and many special guests! It’s time for part 2 of our “Best of #EroticRiverview” series. It’s just like old times as we take a listen to 10 clips from the first 2 season of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. 1 (0:53) - Sugar Scrub - From Episode 2 “That Reminds Me Of An Episode Of Friends”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Andrew and Josh talk about Andrew’s new (short lived) hobby. 2 (6:08) - Booty Clap - From Episode 19 “Sex and Drugs and Porn”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, and Special-K discuss Chris & Yajaira’s recent trip to Scarlett’s in Ybor City. 3 (10:05) - Dead Squirrels - From Episode 22 “Mice & Chips” A DWS Gamenight
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, and Special-K are joined by special guests Junior, Maria and Jenna as we play The Game of Things for our Season 1 Holiday Game Night. 4 (18:38) - Tilapia - From Episode 26 “Big Game Food Baby”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special-K and Josh review the menu at Taco Bell and Burger King. 5 (23:17) - Welcome to the 90’s - From Episode 31 “F*ck Spectrum”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, and Special-K bring back everyone’s favorite saying/sound from the 90’s! 6 (26:18) - Overtime - From Episode 34 “#RememberTheDiarrhea” A DWS Gamenight
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K, Junior, Jenna and Robert have hit the 1st ever Overtime in Dinner with Schmucks Gamenight History! 7 (33:51) - F*cked By A Sawzall - From Episode 48 “Kool-Aid Smile”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa and Special-K check out this week’s weird Amazon Facebook find. 8 (39:30) - The Fusilli Salad - From Episode 56 “You Just Got Jammed”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special-K are joined by special guests Martin and Kristen as we try to convince each other what pasta is what. 9 (44:20) - 2 Pump Chump - From Episode 59 “Pink Sock”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa and Special-K are joined by Junior as they discuss the Hulk Hogan surveillance sex tape. 10 (46:28) - C.A.B. - From Episode 62 “Farewell #EroticRiverview - Part 1, The Deckcast 2.0”
Chris, Yajaira and Special-K are joined by guests Junior and Buford as they sit around the fire, and discuss relationships and C.A.B.’s. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 130 “Grandma Dabs!” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: London Broil, Mashed Potatoes, Mixed Veggies So this is the episode we were in the middle of recording when we got the news about Special-K two weeks ago. We had just completed our Dr. Dieter Talkback 16 Segment of the week. In editing, we made the decision to cut the episode after that segment. After some crafty work on the behalf of High Stick Creative Audio Services, we present to you a full brand new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. Welcome to episode 130! Yajaira is back in the studio again this week, and we jump right into things as we discover something about Dieter that no-one in North America would believe, grandma starts her day right, crazy women, Lindsay Lohan, nice asses, dating a transgender person, bears bears everywhere, the 570, trump asinine vaccine timeline, a new edition of the Schmuck Files featuring “All the best people”, a check in with our favorite Flori-DUH sheriff; Gray Judd, and a new Talkback 16 rounds out this weeks episode. Next week we’ll have our Part 2 of The Best of Erotic Riverivew. 10 more clips from our first 65 episodes featuring our O.G. Crew of Yajaira, Chris, Lisa, and Special-K. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 129.5 "A Tribute to Special-K" - A Memorial Episode Well this is the kind of episode you never want to do. Unfortunately we lost an OG member of our Podcast family last week. Kris aka “Special-K” was killed in a motorcycle accident in Riverview, FL. After the initial shock wore off, we immediately decided that a special episode was in order to celebrate Special-K’s life, and contributions to the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast during our first two seasons. The clips are sequenced in order by date recorded. 13 Special-K Clips and some kind words from special friends will fill your headphones for the next hour and twenty minutes or so. Enjoy this special tribute episode to our Co-Host, Friend and Family member - Kris “Special-K” Monette • 1976-2020 Rest in peace buddy. We love you and miss you. 1) “Dad Jokes” from Episode 4 “She Don’t Like Sweet Meat” - Special K’s 1st appearance on the Podcast (11:59) 2) “Chris ’N Kris Show” from Episode 10.5 “Warm it Up Chris ’N Kris” (13:33) 3) “The Hunt” from Episode 17 “Ghost Semen” (15:14) 4) “Kicked Out Of A Strip Club” from Episode 19 “Sex and Drugs and Porn” (17:39) 5) “Wrong Doug” from Episode 23 “Live from Polk County” (30:57) 6) “Making of a Promo” from Episode 39.5 “The Cutting Room Floor - Vol 01” (33:51) 7) “Happy Birthday” from Episode 34 “Remember the Diarrhea” - Game Night III (47:24) 8) “Special-K Gets a Theme Song” from Episode 43 “The McLoad” (51:25) 9) “Lisa & Special-K Pre-Podcast, Podcast” from Episode 91.5 “The Cutting Room Floor - Vol 02” (54:18) 10) “Kool Aid Smile” from Episode 48 “Kool Aid Smile” (1:03:31) 11) “Special-K’s Bike” from Episode 58 “Rancid Hot Nuts” (1:07:11) 12) “Sharing” from Episode 60 “Midget Earmuffs” (1:10:11) 13) “200lbs of Pressure” from Episode 95 “See You Next Tuesday” (1:13:04) #FUCK2020

Episode 129 “Someday Before Tomorrow” This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Chris & Dieter are back from the new studio, well sort of. New studio space, but just at a table in the middle of the room. The weather has taken a drastic turn here in the northeast, and our temporary setting of the back porch just wasn’t going to work this week. This week the show might warrant a subtle “Nerd Alert” as we dig into Saxaphones, 3D printing, Laser Discs and Mini Discs. We also discuss a rumored BNL controversy, Re-Issues and Special Edition album releases, records themselves and turntables, clogged drains and much more. To wrap it all up we have a special treat as we listen back to some early recorded songs by Typical Situation, of which Dieter and Chris were members of. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 128 “Threesome?” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Pizza & Pepperoni Rolls Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. The three amigo’s are back for another week of fun! This weeks episode is almost divided into 2 parts. Story-time and the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! All three hosts recount stories and oh-so close encounters of their sexual youth. Yajaira gives us an update on here Married at First Sight obsession, The Real World, Wikipedia & Social Media, Cheesesteaks, VR… It’s just cool, and more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 127 “Joey Lawrence is Hip” This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Chicken & Rice Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Chris & Dieter are back yet again for another week not so live from the back porch as we enjoy the waning days of summer here in NEPA. T his week we get to know another part of Dieter’s past, as the puzzle continues to come together thanks to the help of C.A.R.C. Industries Worldwide, Ltd. We discuss plans for our new segment, Dr. Dieter will see you now, a couple of crotchety old men complain about youths, the price of things, and legal fireworks. What traits did you acquire from your parents? We discuss some of those, things you find when you parents die, Blossom (the show and person), everything you would want to know about Paul Rudd, brainwashing, 1984, the 2020 RNC, life during Covid, the other side, and even more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 126 “NEXT!” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Taco Bake Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Another week not so live from the back porch as we enjoy the waning days of summer here in NEPA. Yajaira is back on mic for the 1st time in about a month! We’ve certainly missed her, and she missed everyone! She jumps right into the convo this week as we talk about letters as numbers, ‘Rona weight gain, life with a toddler, Cicadas, new sources of protein, the sketchy motel guy, arranged marriages, online relationships, haptic sex toys, peaking in your 20’s, movies, wrestling, the M. Night Shyamalan TV show, mini discs, and our 1st impromptu segment of “Never Seen It, NEXT!” with District 9. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 125 “Willfully Ignorant” This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Another week not so live from the back porch as we enjoy the waning days of summer here in NEPA. This week it’s Chris & Dieter again, and can we say, somewhat more on point this week? Here’s what we discussed this week - the weather, Matchbox 20, Hall and Oates, file sharing, ‘Round Midnight, Sisters, microwaves, masks, street performers, Joe Rogan, weed, fuck 2020, getting older, showers (not golden), and much more. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 124 “Dieter is George Costanza” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Dieter, and Dan. Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. We’re out of the studio this week, as we will be for the next little bit, as we move houses and studios once again. This week Chris & Dieter are joined by Dan out on the porch. The very site of Episode #5. With no kite, we cover a wide range of stream of conscious thoughts including science, video games, tv, music, porn, and much more all set to the sounds of nature in the Poconos! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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Episode 123.5 “The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 1” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K and many special guests! This week we have a clips episode (remember when Sitcoms used to do one a season???) The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 1! It’s just like old times as we take a listen to 7 clips from the first 2 season of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. 1 (0:52) - Flori-DUH - From Episode 1 “Flori-DUH”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa and Andrew jump right into our 1st Schmuck of the Week in our very 1st episode. 2 (7:17) - Cards Against Humanity - From Episode 7 “Jerking Off Into a Pool of Children’s Tears”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Josh and Junior join us for our inaugural Game Night when we played Cards Against Humanity. 3 (13:43) - Peterbilt - From Episode 10 “Whitney Houston, 5 Years Sober”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Josh and Andrew discuss Andrew’s favorite porn actor from his childhood. 4 (22:58) - Evil Gummy Bears - From Episode 21 “Evil Gummy Bears”
Chris, Yajaira and Lisa check out the reviews of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon. 5 (33:06) - 5 Second Rule - From Episode 34 “#RememberTheDiarrhea”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K, Junior, Jenna and Robert all sit down to play the game 5 Second Rule, and it’s a lot harder than you think! 6 (40:41) - Captain Cookie - From Episode 48.5 “8 Short Stories”
Chris, Special K and Buford sit around the kitchen table and listen to Buford tell us about loosing his virginity. 7 (53:24) - Yajaira’s Birthday Gifts - From Episode 46 “The ClamCast II”
Yajaira, Lisa, Jenna, Edith, Charmaine and Nikki join Yajaira for her birthday gift extravaganza! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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