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Alternate episode titles included: Destrucity, Scamtron and Chicken Little Flea Flicker.

Alternate episode names for today included: Flickertail’s Rescue Rangers, The Amstel Light of people, Viral on Tik Tak, Rount Mushmore and BBQ Nelson.

Now that we're cornering the rap game, be on the lookout for our debut album titled 'Rest in Podcasts: Frigz Newton Pro Max'. Rippity Dippity.

I'm gonna say you what, if you can't do a floof, then do a Die Hard. If you can't do a Die Hard, then just do a murder. And if you can't do a murder, then do a Top Gun.

Things are gonna change I can feel it.

The only thing that happened in the last 13 months is that Erik changed his name to Veal Daddy. Everything else is exactly the same.

This episode went off the rails. Like wayyyyy off the rails. But for only $9.99/month, you can hear a version where it doesn't go off the rails.

You'll have plenty of time to check the oil in your van down by the river.... when you're living in a van down by the river.

Call it naivete. Call it youthful innocence. Whatever you call it, don't call it late for dinner.... for dessert.

As an avid sailing enthusiast, Erik strongly recommends that you always watch your port side, but also your starburst side, otherwise you might hit a dingy...

Like my old man used to say: when you fall off the horse, just quit. you're probably not cut out for riding horses. Maybe get into computers instead.

Erik is deph. Pomp buttdialed Erik then got stuck in an elevator. Jonesy is a Nu Metal legend. Unicycles have one wheel.

I'm going to be honest with you. I forgot what we talked about on this episode. We appreciate you. Hit it.

Jones goes to the movies. This time Mike Jones shares his adventures at the local Cinema and speaks ignorantly about the Oscars.

In this premiere of his 1 part miniseries, Jones sings badly and wishes someone would bring back music.

Show me that smile again. Don't waste another minute on your cryin'. We're nowhere near the end. The best is ready to begin. As long as we got each other. We got the world spinnin right in our hands. Baby, rain or shine, all the time. We got each other, sharin' the laughter and love.

Pomp has a falling out with a longtime listener, leading him to do some serious soul searching. Post-soul search, we regret to report that no soul was found. We appreciate you.

A Skutch is someone who intentially behaves in an irritating or annoying manner. It comes from the Italian word 'Scocciare', which means 'to bother or annoy'. See, we teach you guys stuff from time to time. Remember, spring smells like purple. We appreciate you.

I'll sum up this episode in three words: Allison Arnone came on the show and we all got the sleepover giggles. That it. We appreciate you.

We could have named this episode 'New Year's 2020', or 'Christmas 2019 Recap', but we didn't. Nope. We named it Mt. William, which is the longform of 'Hillbilly'. Relevant? No. Funny? Moderately. But alas, it's the name of this episode. See you punks in the Raging 20's. We appreciate you.