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This week Dan and Leon poke at two highly-trafficked passages: one, the blocked-up Suez, and another with the exact opposite problem (if you ask Leon's wife). Follow us on Instagram for bite-sized stupidity @danandleon

In their triumphant return pod for 2021, Dan and Leon dig into Joe Biden's first week on the job, try to work out how many Toyota Hiluxes make a stockmarket, and take a steamy peek into Rose's climax on the Titanic.

This week Dan & Leon get shouted at by a very sweary Tom Cruise, wade into the pros & cons of decriminalizing drugs, and celebrate (the utter pointlessness of) each other's birthdays.

This week Dan and Leon confront their deepest existential fears: the terror of sinking beneath the earth, the panic of spicy digestive pain, and worst of all, meeting your wife in the afterlife.

This week things get super penisy as Dan weighs up eating one to survive, Leon encounters a urinating French one, and Greg Norman swings by with a big wood. In non-penis topics, the boys debate Americans' reticence to travel abroad, leading to their most heated agreement yet.

Dan and Leon energetically tackle a full wrap of the US Election, pondering what bonkers acts may be in store during Drumpf's remaining days in office. They also manage to draw a parallel between the US Supreme Court and This is Spinal Tap. Warning: things get a bit "Hitlery".

This week Dan and Leon enjoy a pair of whimsical beverages while debating the merits of sexing your cousin, whether people were less suicidal in 1290AD, and the problematic minefield of "doing an accent".

This week Dan & Leon dig up a miracle peeing diagnosis, investigate Hilary Swank's lisp, ponder the blinking out of our Sun and ruminate on liquifying themselves after death. Okay cherries jubilee that's it.

This week Dan and Leon dig into two quintessential American tragedies: the Challenger launch and the Trump administration. One is an unmitigated disaster that shellshocked a horrified nation, stemming from the complete and utter failure of a huge O-ring. The other is a shuttle that blew up.

Dan's critical thinking exercise prompts a comical slop chat about COVID conspiracies, an explosive prostate check in Florida, and Digby's love/hate relationship with burger pickles.

San Francisco's recent Mars-like skyline prompts a deep yet comical pondering of the global climate crisis, stadium name changes, and Dan & Leon's wives sharing a birthday (and each other's husbands). Unreserved apologies to Greg Norman, Rod Laver, Tina Arena and the Queen's gynaecologist.

The recent NBA player strike prompts a deep yet comical pondering of America's systemic social injustice, the merits of autonomous cars, and rubble-rescue dogs wearing shoes.

A blackout at Dan's place prompts a deep yet comical pondering of basic survival, the tipping point of Earth's food supplies, and the insane cost of scorpion venom.

A recent locker-room grab-fest prompts a deep yet comical pondering of when bonding crosses the line, corporate profiteering, and the difference between a jus and a roux.

A revelation about Dan's ex-girlfriend prompts a deep yet comical pondering of body modification, the lure of fame, and the link between North Korea and the Titanic.

An intimate medical procedure prompts a deep yet comical pondering of parenting gender roles, left-wing cancellation, and Nazi lemonade stands.

Dan's recent fall from a skateboard prompts a deep yet comical pondering about ageing, overpopulation, and the deliciousness of Dr Pepper.

The recent death of Leon's father prompts a deep yet comical pondering of our mortality, the afterlife, and the king of the boudior, Genghis Khan.