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This episode is brought to you by Dolphin Cove cologne 'when you want to smell like white ox and fishy fingers use D.C.' We discuss serial killers, gambling, burping your farts and more https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/dbnrpodcast

Remember animorphs that was cool. Didn't edit this properly so there's probably spates of boring... we talk about scandals and stuff

Haha doods fawkin drunk or sumting, embarrassing...

Tonight we discuss time traveling baby killers, shooting conspiracies, Aussie icons, schemes, Hip-Hop and more. Cheers. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/dbnrpodcast

This episode is brought to you by Nordburger, If you know anyone at Nordburger we'd appreciate free Nordburger, we'll advertise for Nordburger. We're late and the episode starts off slow but that's because i wanted to go to Nordburger, second half is pretty funny though. Beating up school kids and stealing from servos... crazy. xo https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/dbnrpodcast

Elvis Presley hates aboriginals, a bleak look into stand up comedy, gay marriage, Eastern science, Shkreli vs WuTang. It's all on the table. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/dbnrpodcast

Episode 372 of What would you do as a North Korean spy. Also horse penis, indoor sports, bird law and the Armenian Genocide, Elon Musk the philistine in Terminator 2 and much more https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast

Today we discuss as many controversial topics as possible in order to stay relevant, Charlottesville, Pauline Hanson, North Korea, Crack, Veganism, Isis, Public Masturbation, we're really grasping at straws xo https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast

We chit chat about illegal warehouse parties, Steve Jobs being a hack, our reality tv show, Tom Cruise being a hack, George Foreman being a hack, Bee's on cocaine, Michael Phelps being a hack and more gags, cheers. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast

We rag on negative reviewers, rag on a sick old man, rag on R. Kelly, maybe the reviewers are right and this show is piss (no pun intended) I dunno there's a funny bit on ISIS keychains and a clever flip on a tv show, Thanks for listening xo  https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast

Join us for a pleasant discussion on fem bots, suck bots, comfort bots and scam bots. True crimes need for shitty big titty actresses. The perfect hangover cure. Columbine shooting fangirls and more. Cheers. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast

We're back to talk about the George Pell scandal and the real reason the Catholic church hates 666. How to walk behind women at night innocently. Scented candles, shower caps, privilege and smoking, how it's so difficult for the white man in today's society. This episode is brought to you by the Cat/Rat piss challenge, Gracias xx https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast

The calm before the storm, as undoubtedly the next one will be the most amazing artistic endeavour to ever grace your ears. Tonight we moan about Ghandi, monkey fights, crow buddies, stray dog crews, pretty wild personal encounters with animals. The Irwins and more xoxo gossip girl https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast

Here at DBNR we tackle the big issues, today we devise the ultimate ruse to topple terrorism, also chatting about footy boys in Asia, Involuntary celibates, Cassie Sainsbury and bleached buttholes.  https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast 

It's 1938, St Petersburg, you're about to be sent to the Gulags, what would you do? play along with today's interactive episode, very special never done before. Also.... hear about the hypocrisies of Jesus and Judas' lack of carpentry skills. Steven Seagals antics in Ukraine, chucking fruit at people's dumb heads and some other silly stuff. This episode is brought to you by whack seals, your most trustworthy wax seals. Get amongst it.. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast

Back once again with the monotonous drivel, we return to discuss A Current Affair pedophiles, Australian drug mules and the cultural phenomenon of waifus, I put a lot of effort into the title for this ep it's really clever and relevant so you should listen and you'll understand. https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/

Hear us ramble on about cheese pasta sweats, how exciting I know, eating heaps of hummus, even more exciting I know. Meander on about Mao, analyse how the zodiac killer was autistic (and Ted Cruz), gacy was gay obviously. Then an audio treat for you as I explain the Japanese cult phenomenon Nasubi, plus better stuff, the episode is better than the description, dick. 

We're back! The troublesome duo are reunited in Sandilands studio's, you're in for  a treat this ep, we devise a great get rich quick scheme involving selling our identities. 'Uber Surge and Purge'. The Bieber impersonator sex offender 900. Right wing silly billies and my Jewish heritage. Journalistic integrity of Today Tonight. Cinema Speed Dealers. Wizard of Oz as gay patois. Brazilian fish skin Xmen and Olympic faux phallus drug testing. If the myriad of fascinating topics doesn't tickle your fancy you must be a dummy! Thanks for tuning in xox Find us at https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/ https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeuVWfa5fuW1V-xrCXZr3ww

Meditate to this one with headphones as we weren't in Sandilands studies and the audios a little screwy. A cheeky look into Fringe with our pal Zach, as Artie is interstate evading speeding fines. We talk about making autistic people cry, radioactive adventures through Fukushima, North Korean spy syndicates, wet dreaming, shrooms and an educational look into South American cuisine plus more! Any speak of nefarious activities is purely fictional, and thought up for humorous purposes.

Tonight we're graced with another 'special' guest, i put special in apostrophes because I'm not sure if he constitutes being special, you'll have to listen and make your own judgement. We sit down with comic/philanderer/barman Zach Watson to talk about dolphin narcóticos, duck rape, gay penguins, dog watching, sharks in your fish tank and bears, otters and pandas. Some other intelligent humorous discussion takes place, till it devolves into insults. Tonight's episode is brought to you by the R.I.B. dog collar, thanks for listening you white dogs.  https://www.facebook.com/dictatedbutnotread/  https://twitter.com/DBNRpodcast  https://www.facebook.com/ZachWatsonComedy/