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Hello cherubs, Georgie and Nia are back for another *clit slapper* of an episode! This is filled with Queer laced stories from our very own stunning listeners. Strap in for alley way shags, a beachy mishap and sexuality defining experiences. Thank you so much for writing in, you are mega babes...we will do our best to get through as many as poss! If you have a cheeky teenage tale and you would like to anonymously feature, write in to diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com or DM us on insta @diaryofahornyt ! We would be buzzing if you could share this episode on socials, don't forget to tag us so we can thank you <3 LOVE YOU, Georgie & Nia xo Platforms: https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt  Artwork: @indias_illustration

HEY BABES, Georgie and Nia are slipping into the new year with a classic diary episode! Get ready for 'showmances', animal onesie's and possible 0rgasm's??! Will Jacob Cheddar step up or is he nothing but a cheesy boy? *See what I did there* Get listening and let us know what you think! Do you have a messy teenage tale to tell? Email or DM us to have your story made into a future episode, anonymously ofc! diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com. Do you get a kick from our pod? That means a lot. 'Diary of a Horny Teenager' is an independent podcast which is created, edited and produced by Georgie and Nia. If you'd like to support us to keep it going, please rate, review and share with your horny mates! Lots of lovin' xo Insta, Twitter: @diaryofahornyt Platforms: https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork: @indias_illustration

Hey, horny f*ckers! Georgie and Nia are back for a 'spooky' (couldn't be less spooky) episode! Join us as we chat all things bisexuality, from our first queer experiences/light bulb moments, to how we feel about our sexuality today. Quite a different ep for us and we hope you enjoy! Diggin' this ep? We'd love to hear from you! Share on socials, rate, DM us or send us an email - we bladdy love to hear from you. Lots of love xo Follow - @diaryofahornyt Contact - diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Platforms - https://linktr.ee/diaryofahornyt Artwork - @indias_illustration

We're baaack, b*tches! Join Georgie & Nia as they reminisce over the hilarious, horny highlights of season 2 - whilst recording in the same room for the first time! Strap in folks... it's going to be hot & steamy (in more ways than one). Do you love our content? Rate, review, subscribe, share to your insta story, send a carrier pigeon- it helps more people find us! Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Georgie & Nia are back in full force for their first filthy festive episode. We ask all of the important questions: whose gravy would you rather drink...? Whose tree would you rather top? And, most importantly, would you peg Santa? MERRY BLOOMIN' XMAS!  Have you vibed with 'Diary of a Horny Teenager' this year? Go onnnn...leave us a cheeky Apple review, give us a shout out on insta & tell your horny friends! Stay safe, we can't wait to chat sh*t with you in the new year!! xo #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Hey cuties! Georgie & Nia are back for a corker of an ep. Today, we meet Theodore Tempest; an actor, a creative...remarkably like Gandalf. We get to know him whilst being very much at one with nature... but will he turn out to be Gandalf-the-heyyyyyy?! (I'm terrible). Have a listen to find out. Have you enjoyed Season 2? Let us know, we LOVE being validated! Leave us an apple review, subscribe & tell your horny friends. #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Hello you, something a bit different this week...join Georgie & Nia in without doubt the most chaotic and horny episode yet! In this very special musical episode, we find out if Georgie gets jiggy with her ultimate teen-crush: Brad Spitt. Will everything be coming up roses? Or will Georgie end up w*nking to 'On My Own'? Only one way to find out! #diaryofahornyteenager  Socials: @diaryofahornyt  Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com  https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt  Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Hi darlings, Georgie & Nia are back for more antics! This week, we are going on a trip to the Isle of Dogs...don't ask! Get yourself ready for seeing 'The Gobbers' (famous jazz band) LIVE, a spitty surprise and Georgie's ultimate teen rom-com crush. #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Hey cherubs, Georgie & Nia are back for another ridiculous episode! This week is a classic 'messy night out' ep, with plenty of buffoonery. Get ready for embarrassing terminology, a ghostly experience and throwing some serious shapes. #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Hi baabes, welcome to another episode of 'Diary of a Horny Teenager'. Join your gal-pals, Georgie and Nia, as they attempt to decode and deconstruct the man, the myth, the legend: Ronald Peanut. Will Georgie and Ronald ever be alone in a non-barn environment? Will they go for this infamous pizza date? Or will it all just fall apart...? #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Hi, Cherubs! We are so excited to be back. This week, Georgie and Nia explore the practicalities of a barn yard romance. Will this rum-laced, rustic evening be incredibly atmospheric and romantic? Or will it lead to an evening of sheer chaos? There's only one way to find out! #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

The pre-drinks for season two! We're only bloody back - by popular request, Georgie and Nia return for another season of shameless antics, hilarity and cringe-worthy stories. Will there be more fingering? Will the red-haired-rum-swigging-teen ever calm down? There's only one way to find out! #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt  Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com  https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt  Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Content warning: in this episode, we discuss diet culture, disordered eating and body image. Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, we talk to the fabulous Katie Budenberg (@make_love_not_diets). We discuss how to to love yourself in a world that profits from your self doubt, horny teenage stories and her favourite moments of season 1!  Socials: @diaryofahornyt https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration  In light of recent events in the UK, we wanted to include some useful articles about how men can make other people feel safer in public. Check them out:  https://www.stylist.co.uk/life/walk-like-a-woman-campaign-tips-for-men-make-women-feel-safe-street/252236/amp?__twitter_impression=true https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/mar/11/women-feel-safe-public-spaces-men-behaviour-change https://www.educatemen.com/ https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/sarah-everard-what-can-men-do-help-women-safe-b923629.html

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, join us as we plunge the depths of some of the most hilarious and cringe-worthy moments of this season! We are also joined by a living legend...that's right, my mum! Find out her take on this whole debacle.   Socials: @diaryofahornyt   https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt  Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, we have a very special story from our very own fandom! It's a gorgeous story of someone's first queer experience and we can't wait to share it with you. Prepare to soak up some rays in Crete, drink your body weight in orange juice and discover a hell of a lot about yourself. Socials: @diaryofahornyt  https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt  Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com  Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, we are starring in our very own Episode of Eastenders. We explore the sheer chaos of rebound relationships, girthy fingers and 'the weird leg kicky dance'. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, join us as we delve into a dirty protest, questionable flirting and toxic masculinity. If all else fails, remember that you deserve the whole damn cake! Socials: @diaryofahornyt  Contact: Diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com   https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt   Artwork by @indias_illustration

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, we are sneaking out to go to a messy party. Expect animalistic dancing, rum swigging and an unrivalled sense of direction.  Socials: @diaryofahornyt  Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com  Artwork by @indias_illustration

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, prepare to be charmed by the devil, learn some first date etiquette and try not to need a sh*t after smoking a cigarette. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration

Welcome to Diary of a Horny Teenager, the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, The Grasshopper's Demise will be headlining at the legendary Press the Red Button Festival! Expect strong viking vibes.  Socials: @diaryofahornyt Email: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration