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It's Season 3 wrap up time and McKenzie gives us the broad strokes on everything that happened, Ned has Season 4 predictions, and does NOT talk about Glee.    Check out McKenzie's podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's YouTube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes.  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net) 

In this episode we wanted to prolong Season 3 as long as we could (aka McKenzie is out of town) so Ned sits down with famous podcaster, Carly Strait to discuss our very first Marcia Crossover. Nothing has been fact checked. Check out McKenzie's podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's YouTube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes.  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net) 

In this SEASON 3 FINALE EPISODE we discuss  Weddings, Bree's return, and Ned still won't shut up about Glee. Check out McKenzie's podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's YouTube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes.  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net) 

In this episode we discuss Edie's red flags, missing Bree, and the most lesbian moment of the whole season. Check out McKenzie's podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's YouTube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes.  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net) 

In this episode we discuss: Chicken Little. Check out McKenzie's new podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's new YouTube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss the return of our <3 QUEEN JULIE <3, quite possibly our cleanest sweep for LOTE, and WAP.  Check out McKenzie's new podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's new YouTube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss new love triangles emerging, getting HWORNY in the elevator, and our new petition to FREE MCCLUSKEY! Check out McKenzie's new podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's new YouTube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss our worst food service stories, the nuanced similarities between Desperate Housewives and Glee, and 'bipples'. Check out McKenzie's new podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's new YouTube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.15! Continue at your own risk!  In our sixth In Memoriam Minisode we send off the unlikely villain and problematic as fuck character - Alma - by reminiscing with you all some of her most memorable moments and performing an original song in her memory. HOSTS - Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays

Episode Notes In this episode we discuss prenups, an Interesting romantic confession, and meet the most British people alive. Check out McKenzie's new podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's new YouTube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss keeping romance alive, men being pigs, and THE RETURN OF REX VAN DE KAMP?! Check out McKenzie's new podcast - Austin Danger Podcast - and Ned's new Youtube channel - Horse Reviews! HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss being confused for 50 minutes???   CONTENT WARNING - This whole episode deals with topics of murder, suicide, and implied drugging. HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss the many truths of Orson Hodge, convenient plot devices, and returning to our all time favorite bit of the podcast. HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss 2000s reality television, the start of "Primo Breemo"*, and (once again) Wikifeet. CONTENT WARNING - In the episode there is talk of  suicide (34:20-37:30) and drugging/rape (37:20-39:06) HARSH REALITY: THE STORY OF MARIAM RIVERA - https://open.spotify.com/show/7pmAWEkvhzuQ11uCmIJmxT?si=5f8c26d8d0934d40 HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net) *Primo Breemo is not actually said in this episode

In this episode where we are delirious and tired we discuss Gameboy SPs, he/they kings, and VHS birth control. HOSTS -Ned Parker (@garfieldspenis) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss Glee covers, Gone Girling, and moist cake. HOSTS -Ned Parker (@nedjorts) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss finger foods and girl talk... 😏 Content Warnings: CSA/Pedophilia throughout the episode. HOSTS -Ned Parker (@nedjorts) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

In this episode we discuss 'soaking'. Content Warnings: CSA/Pedophilia mention 7:35-10:07, 25:50-26:28 & 34:49-39:20, Eating Disorder mention 32:22-33:02 HOSTS -Ned Parker (@nedjorts) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

Surprise bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of us (2). WE'RE BACK!!! In this episode we discuss an unceremonious character farewell, multi-level marketing schemes, and Evil Mommi. Content warning for mild discussion of a pedophilia storyline at the end of the episode. HOSTS -Ned Parker (@nedjorts) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.07! Continue at your own risk!  In our fifth In Memoriam Minisode we send off our favorite bitch, lover, and mother - Nora - by reminiscing with you all some of her most memorable moments and performing an original song in her memory. Also here is the Jenny Juggs clip lmao HOSTS - Ned Parker (@nedjorts) & McKenzie Wilkes (@mckenziewilkes).  FIND US AT - @wisteriagays on Twitter & @wisteriagays_ Instagram.  OFFICIAL WEBSITE - wisteriagays.com PATREON - patreon.com/wisteriagays MUSIC CREDIT - Fancy Family by Rafael Crux (orchestralis.net)