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We’re late again, but we’re pleased to announce that WE HAVE A (mostly) BOOK-ACCURATE DRACULA! A made-for-TV movie made in the Czech Republic, Hrabě Drakula gives us a bearded dracula, a competent Jonathan, a LIZARD CLIMB, and more! And the best part: YOU, listener, can watch it on Youtube RIGHT NOW, for FREE! If you’d like to watch along with us, Hrabě Drakula is available for free on Youtube. The visual quality isn’t great, but it’s still very watchable. While you’re at it, please check out friends of the show Tell Me Where I Lose You, a comedy podcast where three friends pitch bad ideas and take them to hilarious extremes. You should also follow them on Twitter! If you’re not already following us on social media, be sure to check out our Facebook page, our Twitter feed, and our Patreon.

A grey-ace biromantic, a pansexual, and a “whatever” sit down to discuss the GAYEST MOVIE WE’VE WATCHED FOR THE PODCAST SO FAR. What are our questions, our comments, our concerns? Tune in to find out! If you’d like to watch along with us, Interview with the Vampire is available for streaming on Amazon Prime and Youtube, among others. Starting in March, we’ll be adjusting our release deadlines and going back to our usual schedule, with a full episode at the end of the month and a Vampire Bite in the middle. Our next Vampire Bite will look at vampires in tabletop gaming, so please look forward to it! If you’re not already following us on social media, be sure to check out our Facebook page, our Twitter feed, and our Patreon.

Christopher Lee returns! We swoon over book-accurate moustaches and a competent Jonathan, we scream about asylum toilet boxes, and we cheer for some of the most animated taxidermy we’ve ever seen this side of Evil Dead 2! If you’d like to watch along with us, Count Dracula is available for streaming on Amazon Prime and Vudu. Starting next month, we’ll be adjusting our release deadlines and going back to our usual schedule, with a full episode at the end of the month and a Vampire Bite in the middle. Thank you so much for bearing with us while we caught up on things! If you’re not already following us on social media, be sure to check out our Facebook page, our Twitter feed, and our Patreon.

OUR TRIUMPHANT RETURN! That’s right, Children of the Night! It’s the first episode we’ve recorded since we recovered from The Plague, and we… might have gone a little feral with this one. This “Vampire Bite” clocks in at about an hour long, and it is… Well, honestly, we can’t tell you how it is, we were fairly sloshed at the time of recording, and we don’t remember a lot of it! We do remember having a lot of fun, though, and we hope you do, too! So grab some snacks, get comfy, and get ready to hear us Yell about this delightful trainwreck of a movie.

WE’RE BACK! Sorry about the unexpected break, listeners! As Andrew will tell you in this episode’s into, our household came down with a case of The Plague near the end of December, preventing us from getting this episode edited and uploaded until now! We’re all fully recovered now, and will be working on our backlog in order to get caught up as soon as possible!  Until then, we hope you enjoy listening to us talk about what might be the most enjoyable movie we’ve watched up to this point.… Also, we do a lot of swooning in this episode. Everyone in this movie is REALLY pretty, okay???

Welcome, Children of the Night, to another episode of Vampire Bites! This time, we take a look at the 2000 film Shadow of the Vampire, a metacommentary on the filming of Nosferatu that imagines Max Schreck as an actual vampire. Did we enjoy the film? Did we think it was trying too hard to be deep? Does it somehow manage to treat its women worse than any film we’ve watched so far? Listen and find out!

Rats rats rats rats rats rats rats… We made it to Episode 2, Children of the Night! Dead and Watching it is officially a SERIES now! For this one, we’re going back to the earliest Dracula adaptation that we have access to (even if Bram Stoker’s wife really wishes we didn’t): NOSFERATU! This is also the first silent film to be discussed on the podcast-- don’t worry, we talk enough to make up for it! Enjoy, Children of the Night… And remember to wash your hands and wear a mask!

Welcome, Children of the Night, to our very first VAMPIRE BITES episode! Vampire Bites are shorter episodes released in between our main ones, where we watch films that don’t QUITE fit our format, but are relevant enough that we still want to talk about them. For our first Vampire Bite, we’re talking about The Monster Squad! It’s not a Dracula adaptation, but it does feature Ol’ Drac as the main antagonist, and we’re able to find some more parallels throughout. We always have fun watching this movie, and we hope you have fun listening! If you’re not already following us on social media, be sure to check out our Facebook page, our Twitter feed, and our Patreon.

Here we are, Children of the Night! Episode One! We discuss the 1931 Dracula film adaptation, which arguably influenced the Vampire genre more than the book upon which it was based. And hey, we managed to get this one down to around an hour long! We’re learning! Bram Stoker’s Dracula novel is in the public domain, and you can read it along with us at Project Gutenburg, which has several formats available to download for free. Universal’s 1931 Dracula film is available to stream several places, Amazon Prime among them (not an affiliate link). If you’re not already following us on social media, be sure to check out our Facebook page, our Twitter feed, and our Patreon. We hope this Halloween was a happy one for you, and thank you again for joining us on our Spine-Chilling Adventure!

WELCOME, CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT! In our first EVER episode of Dead and Watching It, we discuss Bram Stoker’s novel, Dracula… For TWO HOURS. We promise that this one is going to be on the longer end as far as our episodes go, but we have a LOT to say about it! Bram Stoker’s Dracula novel is in the public domain, and you can read it along with us at Project Gutenburg, which has several formats available to download for free. Universal’s 1931 Dracula film is available to stream several places, Amazon Prime among them (not an affiliate link). If you’re not already following us on social media, be sure to check out our Facebook page, our Twitter feed, and our Patreon. Thanks for joining us on our adventure, and we hope you have as much fun listening as we did recording!