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Somehow despite multiple potential endings, the actual end of our podcast really snuck up on us. We’re here to bid a fond farewell to an assortment of odds and ends characters and give this show one last lingering kiss goodnight (NOT goodbye). We also preview our brand spanking (emphasis on spanking) new show: Boob Tube. We really hope to see you there but either way thanks for letting us climb in your ear window every week for the past few years. Stay Speilburgian and Creep on comrades!

The culmination of YEARS of vigilant punishment watch documentation is HERE. We are saluting the one, the only, the bow legged, the bright, the bitch, the tease, the goddess on her knees: Jen Lindley. See you soon child!!!!!!!!Join our patreon if only because I cut a LOT of silliness out of the  podcast version of this episode - you can see it all (and THEN SOME) in the zoom episodes over on our patreon for the low low price of six american dollars ! ! ! 

 Set phasers to STUNNING and tips to FROSTED, Creeps, cause we are going where no Pacey has gone before. We’re talking academic trauma, dysfunctional family, and True Love. Tune in for his sign and American Girl doll intel as well as the DEFINITIVE ranking of his many romantic entanglements and lewks, not to mention the stunning revelation of what the "J" in Pacey "J" Witter stands for.  If a sweet sorrow is a call tomorrow, you can love us like we love you by following us over on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to figure out if you’re standing still with the scenery flyin’ by.

A couple of worms (us) were #BLESSED to have the celestial beings of Dawson’s Critique with us for a crossover fantasmagoria! We bond with Julia and Erin over our shared podcasting trauma and talk more about our unique relationships with the show, the characters we see ourselves in, imaginary spinoffs, and so much more. Don’t wait for your lives to be over to follow @erin.hensley and @pesty1079 for their socials.

Get horned UP and pissed OFF because we are taking the ultimate deep dive into the psychology of Josephine Potter. We’re tracking her trajectory from second banana to press ganged main character and the singing, oh god the singing. Tune in to see get the hottest intel on her sign, American girl doll, and to determine if you agree with our ranking of her MANY suitors. Did we mention our mom’s dead?

We are examining Dawson from top (hair!) to tip (lovers) and we hope you’ll throw on some mewelry and come along. Most importantly, please listen to this episode while glaring menacingly through a screen door. EDITORS NOTE: did we leave Gretchen off the lovers ranking? Yes. Did we manage to include Amy Loyd and Eve but leave poor Gretch in the gutter? YES. Are we worms? ABSOLUTELY. But please know she is loved and cherished and falls between Joey and Natasha in our lineup. Now I’m off to play a Poe CD and pray for forgiveness in a wretched beach hovel.

Jack Attack is stepping into the spotlight in the first of our character study eps! We jaw about his landmark TV kiss, delve into his zodiac sign / American Girl Doll identity, and ask “What is your childhood trauma??” See our trauma responses in action by following us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to join the most exclusive fraternity on the World Wide Web. 

All good things really must come to an end and this is the last in our epic four part breakdown of the Dawson’s Creek series finale. We’re finally confronting death face-to-face and belly-to-belly and also talking The Creek alternative creative directions, friendship soulmates, and what’s next for this pod. Stay tuned because there IS more and you won’t miss a second of it if you follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to see the really sick shit.

Even when things are THIS good we suppose they “… Must Come to an End.” But first we have two episodes worth of observations on the apex of all punishment, our own tears, and our gangs’ initial reactions to the looming grim reaper. Want to play chess with death? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to fund our attempts to drink the pain of watching Jen’s video away. 

In this thrilling conclusion to season six, episode 23 “All Good Things…”, Gabrielle pushes through her earthly discomfort to not only record but also edit this critical episode from her Covid sick bed. We get back into the thick of it with Gayle's new absentee husband, the beginning of the End of Jen, the Jen End if you will, and we carry on with our typical, usual, distracting, sordid love triangle ways. Want to make this triangle a square? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to fund Gabby's Ambien shopping, boob windows ahoy!

The end is seriously fucking nigh (but maybe not quite as nigh as we first thought) in season six, episode 23 “All Good Things…” … PART 1. That’s right creeps, this work is so important we couldn’t even do the first episode in a reasonable amount of time so the finale will be an epic three or maybe even four parter!! For this amuse bouche, enjoy our digressions into Stephen King’s It, the broadcast vs. director’s cut, and just how much punishment one magnetic blonde can shoulder. Want even more than a podcast series longer than the episodes it covers?? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to invest in our charming local The Creek themed eatery.

Lord what fools these mortals be! Creeps we need an extra hot second to get our hands on the finale DIRECTOR’S CUT so for now enjoy… our hot takes on the media landscape of the D Creek era! Bonus points for contemplating the role of 9/11 in said media landscape changing. Watch this space for some heart pounding promo action next week and then the sweet release of the actual finale the week after <3

Creeps the climax is yet to come but we’re edging the two-part finale with our Super Sensual Season Six Spooktacular. We’re talking worst men, best moments, and our sweetest Jen dreams. If you want to dream a little dream of us, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to pay for our yellow cab journeys to and from NYC. 

Hold onto your butts Creeps - this is the erstwhile finale and four thousandth time making Dawson’s teenage love triangle movie “Joey Potter and Capeside Redemption.” What is this feeling? It just seems like everything's getting smaller and smaller. It's all still there, but we just can't touch it… Well even if it is goodbye, we still have a season six review, the ACTUAL two part finale, and a bunch of other fun stuff coming your way before we reveal our Next Pod. In the meantime, follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron so that we’re not forcibly ejected from pizza places for asking for money.

Gather round ye friends of Dorothy and say “Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.” This ep we bid adieu to Dawson’s money, Audrey’s addiction issues, and the dream team as they pull up stakes and make the move to New York City! Want to keep us off the streets? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to finance our obsessive film adaptations of our first loves. 

Crack a book and crash a stock market Creeps cause we’re here in the year of our lord 2023, talking season 6 episode 20, “Catch-22.” Relationships and careers end and yet this episode is kind of nothing? And yet as usual, we sure have a heck of a lot to say about it. Want to see more of us mouthing off? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to finance our romantic European vacation! 

Don’t touch that dial Creeps because we are coming to you (barely a)live with season six, episode nineteen “Loveliness.” Thank GAWD Audrey is back because this episode features no Pacey, Eddie demanding sex, and Jen punishment to the hilt. Want to get hilt deep in us? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to launch our sex advice radio tour of America!

Open wide Creeps cause this week we are taking some “Love Bites.” This episode tragically introduces some potholes in the road of POEY love - potholes named Eddie! We also get Dawson and Gail doping out what it means to chase your dreams and a chance for Grams and Jen to whip out that Real Acting. Do you want to see some oscar worthy performances? Follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron if you want to support our creative dreams without letting us live in your house rent free.

We’re gonna need a temporary secretary to jot down all of our fearless feedback for the men of season six, episode seventeen “Sex and Violence.” Pacey’s workplace is a toilet of nightmares, CJ is a pig man, and Dawson is pitching Sunset STRIPPED to the version of Dick Vernon with hemorrhoids. Or, as Zoe calls him, "the Old Man". HELP. Like seriously, help us by following us on Instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron to see our tears flow in real time.

We are sick and broken and so are our friends in season six, episode sixteen “That Was Then.” The Witter patriarch is laid up in the hospital, Joey is tormented by a deranged young Romeo, and Dawson is confronted with the clammy ghost of film nerds past. Not to mention the feverishly bubbling possibility of POEY romance simmering in the background. If you want to sweat yourself,  follow us on instagram (@dawsonscreeps) and twitter (@dawsons_creeps). Or become a patron and we’ll drop raw, uncensored feet pics of Zoe’s broken toe.