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  Today Elbert gets updated on current events and shares the news with everyone; but on layman’s terms. Prepare your mind for all the information you’ll receive from buzzfeed.  

Hope you all had a tasty turkey day.  Today, Elbert recounts Thanksgiving and the glorious beacon of capitalism that is known as Black Friday.  When the deals are this good, you have to stop to ask yourself: “Do I really Need this?” Marc’s snap: el_murcielago

After recovering from a case of the black lung, Elbert comes to you after a traumatic election with words that will soothe the soul.  Be comforted by this angry 30-minute rant that covers the election, fear, and a little Greek story of Pandora’s Box.

After a long absence, Elbert’s back with friend, Jeff, to talk about the cross-country road trip, their fear of leaving, and gracefully crash landing in the middle of a new city. We apologize for the long delay, but we are back! Jeff’s instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stereocalero/

Today, Angela returns to the Danger Zone Podcast to discuss her time in India, marriages, and her knowledge of personal finance. Prepare yourself for some valuable advice that’ll save future you’s ass.

Today Elbert talks about his overwhelming inability to care about anything now that he’s leaving, as well as what it means to live a life that’s founded on living in only temporary situations.  How do you carve out meaning when you see the end coming?

Today Elbert talks about his big move, getting f*cked by google and amazon, and the rio olympics. Damn you, Google and Amazon, for being so damn convenient! Thanks to Phony Ppl for the sound clip for the intro.  Check out Phony Ppl’s album Yesterday’s Tomorrow.  It’s great.

Today Elbert and Phil discuss the idea of scary orgasms, EVO, and generally all things under the sun that are dumb and wonderful. Clench your cheeks cus this is going to be one bumpy ride.

Today Elbert revisits his roots of nonsense and talks about his trip to Cape Cod, seeing old friends, and blocking out the vitriol that is presidential politics.  If you’re about to vote for Trump, take a trip to the beach and really think about it.

Elbert discusses the psychology behind how different camps of people view and perceive money.  In order to get out of the rat race, we all need a little bit of ‘fuck you’ money.  That’s true freedom. Books: The 4-hour Work Week by Tim Ferris Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki

Today, Elbert interviews his guest Daniel about his plans to drop everything and take a job that’ll have him living in the frigid land of Antarctica.  Even though Daniel confirmed that polar bears don’t exist in the South Pole, he’s still in store for quite the adventure.  Follow him along for the ride: Twit. @dmoonballoon […]

Today Elbert talks about his mom’s untimely purchase of a car, roided out athletes, and the state of the Rio Olympics.  Buckle your sissy pants, it’s going to be a good one.

Today Elbert talks about his brief experience at DC’s Pride event and the Orlando shooting that shocked the entire LGBT community.  Enough with the bull shit talking points.  It’s time to ask ourselves if having our boom sticks outweighs the lives lost everyday.

Elbert’s back after a week hiatus with an episode where he talks about Indian weddings, dead gorillas, and the power of a simple question: what if?

Today Elbert eulogizes his gecko, talks about Vegans climbing Mount Everest, and discusses how video games teach us the importance of play.  We can all win at the game of life and even have some fun along the way.

Today, Elbert talks about his inevitable move out of small town Virginia to the West Coast and his struggle finding the elusive concept of “home”.  Tangentially, we also discuss the uglier side of how older generations view the youth and how it all revolves around a lie much like Santa Claus. The writing prompt read: […]

Elbert’s been given the task of writing the movie of our generation.  For such a colossal task, he’s called upon Phil and Angela to help him come up with a story that will encapsulate the spirit of millennials from all around the world.  Elbert has also accidentally sold some rights of the show to advertisement […]

Today Elbert talks about his own personal journey dealing with the silent killer Depression. This illness is a horrific ordeal, but with the right tools we can learn how to expose depression for what it is, and then laugh it in the face. Here’s a link to Anna Akana’s video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfT3qvTTKA Here’s Terry Crews’ porn […]

Today we talk about navigating friendships as an adult and how it get harder and harder keeping people around.  Everything comes to an end, even the bonds that we never thought would. Dunbar Number article: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2010/mar/14/my-bright-idea-robin-dunbar Support the Podcast!  Here’s the Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/elbertdangerkim

My friend Phillip Im- who is an artist, dancer, and musician- drops by the studio to talk about being an artist in an area that is creatively bankrupt (NoVA). You can find his art on his site: http://www.phillipim.com Also, I started a Patreon account for anybody who wants to support the page: https://www.patreon.com/elbertdangerkim