68 minutes | Sep 25, 2015
DamnWeek Does Dating!
Welcome back to Damn Week! Or Damn Month if you listen to Katy. It’s been awhile and we’re bringing you a very special show, one where the Damn Week crew relives our worst dating experiences and believe me they Stink! Literally and figuratively… From Nazi’s to shit-shows we’ve got a little of everything in this episode and if you’re a DamnWeek fan you will not want to miss this episode!
36 minutes | Jul 25, 2015
Pokey the Bear
Smokey the bear has been treated multiple times for sexual addiction, but these treatments have failed to bring relief. He has instead decided to seek out treatment on his own, and while controversial, there have been promising results. His book ‘Large Trees And Bull Gags’ has topped the New York Times bestseller lists and is renowned in discussion forums around the Internet as a tool to help find relief from these insatiable urges. On today’s broadcast the DamnWeek crew sit down with smoky and discussed as unorthodox methods and it maybe he’s doing more harm than good. Smokey The Bear
53 minutes | Feb 20, 2015
Adopt a Slither Snout!
Welcome back to DamnWeek #46 Slither Snouts Damn Questions
48 minutes | Feb 7, 2015
Break the internet Marilyn monroe
Superbowl Sunday. Is Marilyn monroe a whore? Blind man uses echolocation to see. Uneven Couples Why is Josh sexist? Saved by the bell reunion, no turtle? Screech porn obviously.
65 minutes | Jan 31, 2015
Hi, how you doing?.. yea its’s been awhile, no I’ve just been busy with life.. it’s not you. but… Welcome back to DAMNWEEK!!! you’re so moonie.
39 minutes | Nov 18, 2014
Sstupidity virus got this one.
Damn! It’s DamnWeek again! After weeks of her absence, Holly has joined us for this week’s podcast to discuss a lot of stupidity that made the news. From a guy advertising for a fake family to another man stuck in the walls of a Marshall’s store, to a woman that was assaulted for putting her foot in her mouth. Alas, we find that these people might’ve been involved in these events because of the direct result of a recently discovered virus they each could have known as the ‘”stupidity virus.” Starting over in Cleveland, where if you’re a single woman with a child you could be up for sale. A man there listed an ad on Craigslist looking for a fake family in order to increase his salary. The ad was pulled by Craigslist once enough people realized this was not a joke and were creeped out by it. Moving onto Colorado, where a would-be burglar wasted law enforcements time when he needed their assistance in being pulled out of the wall he was trapped inside. Seeing as his original plan to rob the Marshall’s store led him to his predicament, only one word comes to mind..karma. And over in Colma California, a woman claims she was punched in the face twice by a Mother who did not appreciate her telling her to calm down her screaming child. Isn’t it strange that the child did not know how to handle their temper tantrum when their Mother clearly knows how to handle her own temper…And finally, over in Nebraska where scientists made a discovery that explains these individuals may be suffering from the “stupidity virus” that almost half the population apparently has. So now we know how the Kardashian’s got famous!
39 minutes | Nov 8, 2014
To Pee or not to pee.
Oh yes, it’s DamnWeek! Be careful when you turn on your television because you might stumble onto a controversial commercial or a show on snake abuse. That’s right, DirectTV made the news this week when they upset people of the shy bladder advocacy group with their advertisement staring, Rob Lowe, as this “nerdy” man standing in front of a urinal and admitting that he can’t pee with other people in the room. Even with the outrage DirectTV has no intention of flushing their commercial. And if that isn’t upsetting enough people, the newest show on Discovery channel surely will. The show is about a man who intends to wear a snake proof suit in order to be fed to a live anaconda and still survive. When did TV get so half-assed? If they’re going to air someone being fed to a snake, lets not slither away from the digestion part to? That poor snake is feeding us entertainment while he’s only being fed a placebo. Also in entertainment news, Nichelle Nichols, who starred in the 1960’s version of Star Trek made headlines once again when she was stopped at LAX after a bag of meth and drug scales were found in her luggage. Nichols was with her assistant when the bag dropped and the meth fell out. We guess that being eighty-one years of age and a former TV star worked in her favor as she was freed to fly the plane but meanwhile her companion was arrested for the possession. So kids learn your lesson, if you want to bring drugs and drug equipment into an airport, make sure you’re a senior citizen and you bring a fall guy! Don’t miss out, tune in now!
37 minutes | Nov 3, 2014
Boo! Welcome to DamnWeek! This week our show centers around Halloween and what a scary week we’ve had including: Walmart fat shaming, Honey Boo Boo’s Mom pedophile rekindling, and Lake Tahoe putting a stop to bear selfie’s. Starting with Walmart upsetting many people with their store’s online costume section offering a new size, “fat girl,” this new addition caused Walmart to remove the section and extend many apologies via twitter. Doesn’t Walmart get that they don’t need to title their clothing so derogatory when if you are buying clothing from Walmart, generally speaking, you’re probably of a larger size. A good example of someone that most likely buys their clothing at Walmart? Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The TLC show has been canceled all do to Mama’s disgusting reunion with her former boyfriend, Mark McDaniel, convicted child molester. The disturbing union is made even worse with Mark’s former victim being Mama’s own daughter! The show may be titled, Here comes Honey Boo Boo, but no one wants to see Mark on the show coming for her. Speaking of horrible news, over in Lake Tahoe, you can no longer get your selfie taken with a bear, it has now been outlawed. Apparently, there had been a large number of people randomly taking selfie’s with bears there, making tinder guy pictures with tigers so last season. All this news plus an extra spooky game for Halloween!
45 minutes | Oct 27, 2014
Love Finds A Way
Well welcome back to DamnWeek! This week we discovered where people form relationships and where they end them. Sean Johnson, met the object of his affection at his local Walmart store in the toy aisle. His desire was too strong to wait as he engaged in sexual acts that led to his arrest for indecent exposure and criminal mischief. So yeah, it’s bad to start humping inside a store but it’s even worse when the one getting humped is not even a human being but rather a brown, stuffed horse. Maybe they should move the stuffed horse into the adult toy section? And then there’s the opposite end where you’ve just been dumped, so what do you do? Go to your local twenty-four hour KFC of course. Chinese woman, Tan Shen, did just that, she went there to think and ended up staying for an entire week until she finally got sick of having chicken every day. We, too, did not know KFC also served as a hotel for the dumped; learn something new everyday. Speaking of new, Renee Zellweger has a new face. Is she getting ready for her next movie? Bridget Jones, the edge of…facial reconstruction? All this news, plus we introduce a brand new game! Don’t miss it
46 minutes | Oct 20, 2014
Rapey Michelin Man
Damn it’s been another DamnWeek! This week the ebola virus has been on everyones mind as worry over it spreading has the nation gripped in fear, however, for businessman, Todd Spinelli, his only fear is of the virus going away. He’s been selling, Ebola C, a dietary supplement aimed to boost the immune system and protect it from contracting diseases like ebola, it’s basically a rip off airborne and is not FDA approved but go ahead and look for it at your local airport stores! Over in New York, it’s the website, PornHub, that is in fear; fear that they may lose their advertisement. Currently, in Times Square, there is an ad that shows two hands forming a heart with the slogan, “All you need is a hand,” apparently people find the message perverse and they want it gone. When did New York get so conservative? It’s just an advertisement, they need to rub it off; pun intended. And lastly, over in Italy, they are no longer in fear of their collapsing economy because thanks to hookers and drugs, they’re out of the recession and looking up! Funny, we get mad over a porn advertisement, and they regain wealth over prostitution…