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Sick beats Tech tips Hear Johnny **Pitch** an idea to Joel and Tony to keep us entertained during the lockout A Google How To first Johnny teases the number of the day and never delivers Tony is the Limerick King We quickly review the last couple months of personnel moves, Johnny doesn't remember a lot. Tony gets us hyped for our own Rural Juror, Michael Brdar Joel is NOT excited about future Padres LF Jorge Alfaro We bow to the altar of future future Padres LF Willians Astudillo We pontificate on when the MLB season might resume We wonder why Rob Manfred hates fun, friendship, and family Fatherly Advice - we're talking cutting boards, bathtub jungle juice, the brilliance of the library

Tony and Johnny are back to freak about the freefall, place blame, and ask "Is Adam Frazier Extra Short?", before offering some Fatherly Advice for your health. Twitter Email

MLB's Trade Deadline is a scant six days away, and AJ Preller has shot his first arrow across the bow, taking booty from the Pirates. As you might expect, this was recorded before the Adam Frazier deal, but suffice to say the group chat was unanimously in support of the move despite losing the best name in baseball. Alas, we move on, and in this episode of Dad's Talking Dads, Joel, and Johnny discuss the generational greatness that is Fernando Tatis Jr, before Tony joins to take a look at potential moves to improve the team. We finish, as always, with some very helpful Fatherly Advice.  Twitter Email

The Dads are back to play a little Start, Sit Bench. Topics include: The Stars  The Scrubs  The Prospects  The Grittiest  The Tittiest  Metal Bands  Joel shares an Xavier Nady story Johnny makes the case for Goodell as MLB Commissioner We plot Tony's demise I break Joel's heart Fatherly Advice: Joel - Listen to a band's discography chronologically. Johnny - Buy a floppy hat

Johnny and Tony take a look at the positives, negatives, and question marks of the team after one month of play.  Fatherly Advice Johnny: Get vaxxed Tony: Manchester Orchestra Twitter Email

Joe Musgrove threw the first no-hitter in Padres franchise history, have you heard?  How did he do it? We dig into his pitch arsenal and some of the stats from the night.  Victor Caratini - Co-MVP?  Is Luis Campusano the odd man out in the catcher rotation?  Dinenson Lamet threw a sim game and may return next weekend - how should the Padres use him when he returns?  Fernando Tatis Jr. doesn't need surgery...for now...  Johnny brings us back down to earth with some worst case scenarios.  Fatherly Advice Johnny - Pizza Port Chronic Ale  Joel - Influencers in the Wild Email Twitter

This is now a Brian O'Grady fanfic review podcast It's the Season Award Predictions Episode Opening Day is THIS WEEK! Will the guys attend a game this season? Preseason Award Predictions It's the Season of Machado, but it's Bebo's team Johnny believes in Yu We pull a 180 on Big Brain O'Grady Don't get upset about your name being mispronounced We imagine what it might sound like if Emilio Pagan was Amish We curse the name Manfred once more Record Predictions Listener questions and bold predictions

An ominous number of the day leads us into a fascinating conspiracy theory regarding Major League Baseball.  Trent Grisham is injured and Tony is not excited about the Profar CF experiment. Johnny dismisses Brian O'Grady, at his own peril. Austin Nola is injured as well - is it Campusano szn? We offer some Fatherly Advice, as per usual. Twitter Email

Welcome to our first mailbag episode! Joel, Johnny, and Tony are back to talk: The Tatis extension and how it compared to the excitement of the Machado signing Why it's crazy to complain about the money or length of the contract  Kela and Melancon - why we wouldn't have gotten either guy a few years ago and why this insanity is somehow sustainable We rip on the Rockies' front office Who is the #1 Dad on the Padres? Why is everyone sleeping on Tommy Pham? ETA for Gore and Weathers? Will the Padres deal from a position of strength this season? The AJ Preller Effect Farewell to the Q Fatherly Advice Twitter Email Website

Joel and Johnny are back to bid farewell to Joey Fuego, welcome Joe Musgrove, welcome back Jurickson Profar, and revel in Dodgers misfortune. Twitter Email Website

Joel, Johnny and Tony are back to breakdown the whirlwind of transactions that AJ Preller pulled off during the end of December. We discuss why Millenials don't set themselves up for failure, debate whether the Padres have the best rotation in the MLB, and list some hypothetical transactions we'd like to see before the season begins. We cap off the episode with some very helpful Fatherly Advice.  Twitter Email Website

Editing issues delayed the release of this episode, but better late than never.   Joel, Johnny, and Tony look back at their predictions (bold and otherwise) on the 2020 season. Come along as we reminisce on quite possibly the most exciting Padres season in team history.   Twitter Email Website

Joel and Johnny recap what went right, what went wrong, and give out some grades for the Padres' NLDS performance.   Twitter Email Website

The Padres finished the season 37-23 and are playoff bound! Join Joel, Johnny and Tony as they share their thoughts on the season, as well as their excitement about the first postseason games in San Diego since 2006. Twitter Email Website

Joel, Johnny and Tony break down all 512 trades AJ Preller pulled off at the trade deadline, discuss their favorite trade, and share some Fatherly Advice.   Twitter Email

Joel, Johnny, and Tony review the record-breaking, grand slam week the Padres just had, and share some ideas on how to address potential problems ahead.   Twitter Email Website

It's our second annual Imaginary Awards and Bold Predictions episode. Join us as we predict some of the highs and lows of the  2020 season...assuming it doesn't get canceled before this is posted.   Twitter Email

Baseball is back...for the time being, so Joel, Johnny, and Tony are back to talk Padres baseball. We share our concerns and excitement about the season potentially taking place, and some potential outcomes for the team. Email Twitter Website

We are BACK for a special quarantine edition of Dads Talking Dads We play a couple rounds of Start/Sit/Cut Guest appearance by Johnny’s daughter Introducing: Padres Pantry We discuss how we’d bring back baseball for 2020 And of course...Fatherly Advice Twitter Email Show Website

Joel and Johnny discuss the Astros and their imminent beaning, fawn over the bullpen (especially Emilio Pagan), talk about the Tatis Jr. in CF experiment that didn't pan out, offer their first bold predictions of the spring, and provide some quality Fatherly Advice.   Twitter Email