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We are back and fuller than every. FULL OF FOOD. (and poop)  We jump right in talking about the Thanksgiving holiday and how we have done nothing but eat for the last 72 hours.  But that is not all we did.  We pondered our existences and such things like the lead singer of Creed going full tilt insane.  We also talk about our main tv dad/possible rapist Sir William Cosby.  Why stop there?  We contine to talk about Tori Spelling and the never Emmy nominated show True Tori.  And last but certainly not least Suzy informs me about a common problem with some ladies.  The problem of butt ripping.  If that doesn't get you lsitening I dont know what will! Also, Suzy raps Two Live Crew like an angel. All this and much much much more.  Please listen and subscribe!  Maybe even leave a flipping comment for us! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast

Wellll, where do we begin??? We start as always with a heaping helping of Tori Spelling and debate whether her body is eating her like a supernova.  Then we deftly sequeway into a HUGE topic.  KIM KARDASHIANS ASS.  We debate if this is Kim's one special thing she was given by the good Lord.  We wonder if she will be doing ass shots into her 70s.  Then Suzy bestows Ryan with the greatest gift of all time....a first edition Family Matter Urkel novelization.  A gift Ryan will treasure for the rest of his life.  We talk about Thanksgiving and wonder if Suzy will be around to celebrate it since she has revealed that she is almost positive she has cancer of the thumb.  We, also, plot our upcoming 50the Episode!!  And wonder how we should celebrate it.  Our long awaited Sizzurp episode or having past guests on OR reliving greatest hits like Ryan pooping in the garage or Suzy not giving up the sacredness of her buttocks to a foreign gentleman.  So kick back with a nice white wine spritzer and enjoy!!! All this and much much much more.  Please listen and subscribe!  Maybe even leave a flipping comment for us! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573

Welcome back!!  We hope everyone had a fruitful and fantabulous Halloween.  We spent it the only way we know how.  Indoors.  With Booze. And pink eye.  We delve into so much on this episode.  The continuing adventures of lovebirds Tori and Dean Spelling, Suzy's theory on Tom Selleck's sexuaity and his short shorts, Ryan gets tested for everything for his physical and has to poop on a stick!!  Ryan and Suzy go into their shared love of Prince's performance on Saturday Night Live and Prince admits to Suzy and Ryan how nervous he was to perform for everyone. We continue to talk about Bruce Jenner and Suzy continutes to talk about her love of shows like Maude and Too Close For Comfort.  Ryan goes to a Richard Marx concert and we debate people taking other peoples Halloween candy.  Also, Suzy goes to get her nails done in an altered state! All this and much much much more.  Please listen and subscribe!  Maybe even leave a flipping comment for us! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:

Suzy and Ryan are back!!  And we get right down to business.  Suzy enlightens us with the story of her wonky eyed Botox specialist from the Valley.  She also shares with us her theory that living near the Valley might be making her sick.  Ryan raves like a madman about the return of Renee Zellweger and her new "look" and how her "look" was recieved on Facebook.  Suzy talks about brusell sprout nachos and bay beers.  We, of course, continue to hypothesize about Bruce Jenner and Suzy fondly remembers Culture Club and the shot Too Close For Comfort.   And of course, we welcome back the show True Tori about the ongoing romance of Tori Spelling nd Dean. Whatever his last name is.  All this and much much much more.  Please listen and subscribe!  Maybe even leave a flipping comment for us! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast

Guys, get ready to be blown back onto your coal mining asses cuz this episode is jam packed with ridiculousness.  We cover everything from Suzy being patient zero of the Ebola virus and spreading it at the Ikea in Burbank to Ryan lying to a stranger in a bar that thought he recognized him in order to not hurt his feelings.  We, also, delve into the prettiest lady on the social scene right now. Of course her name is Bruce Jenner.  Suzy dissects the best movie of the year, Lifetime's The Brittany Murphy Story.  We also sum up our trip to the Pixies concert at the hollywood bow, Suzy's continued use of a handicapped parking pass, and Ryan frets as he realizes he remembers nearly nothing about his high school experience as his high school reunion draws near.  Also, Suzy is tired and Ryan is giving up caffeine. All this and much much much more!!! (i realize my tenses are all over the place.  DEAL WITH IT!!) Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast

Suzy and Ryan want to profusely apologize for last weeks mellow podcast.  To make up for it they have decided to be less mellow in this podcast.  We delve into Suzy's new place and her fears of the boogeyman in the woods, magic mushroom stories, Suzy's imaginary boyfriend Tyrone.  Also, HUGE news.  Suzy is back on Tinder but only as a social experiment and to help the show.  We talk about the nude celeberity photo leaks and pray for a nude Angela Lansbury leak.  Also, we revisit Jesse Camp and talk about our love forever of Limp Bizkit.  All this and much much much more!! Please listen and subscribe!! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:

Hope you guys are ready to listen to us being super mellow.  Imagine putting your headphones on and evesdropping on a private conversation between two friends.  A boring private conversation about the heat, the Hollywood Bowl, the adventures od Suzy and her move.  Also, hear, again, how Ryan continues to love to drink Cider.  Hard Cider.  They also both want to go on a detox, do something with their lives and change the world.  So slip on your favorite PJ's, hop in bed and let us lull you to a gentle sleep. We promise to have a pulse next week! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast

*Just to be clear, Jesse Camp is not on this episode but we talk about him heavily.   Happy post Labor Day!  Suzy and Ryan are back.  Ryan is back from Philadelphia where he watched multiple girls pee themselves during the Made In America festival whereas Suzy has a more relaxing holiday sipping white wine and reading one of the "best Manson books in decades." They, also, get into Suzy's upcoming move (we would appreciate our listeners helping with the move), Kanye West, getting old, The Kardashians, long flights, cesspool airports, Carol Channing, parents, Suzy having a rave in her privates, Ryan buying El Pollo Loco for his wife, construction workers.  And Suzy bought BUTT SPANX FOR 50 BUCKS TO GET A KARDASHIAN BUTT!!!   We, also, talk about the winner of the MTV VJ contest from 20 years ago, the one, the only, Jesse Camp!!! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast

Suzy and Ryan are back after suvrving a week of bad "chachis"  (suzy's term for frequent bathroom usage).  Suzy talks about her horrible nail appointment with a crooked eyed lady we have named Ding Dong.  Ryan talks about being infuriated by people pronounciation of the word Ibiza and Suzy gives us a history lesson on the King of Ibiza.  We, also, delve into the usual, Justin Bieber, sizzurp, the movie Noah, the Roger Ebert documentary Life Itself, and the documentary about Dune. Suzy give us an updateon a foreigner from Suzy's past who is now married and finding great mussels in areas away from water.  We talk about Werner Herzog, rastafarians, Labor Day, The Emmy's and much much more! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast

Suzy and Ryan are joined by thier good friend and all around Renaissance woman Jocelyn "Josie" Romero!  We delve deep into their adventure at the Tori Amos concert, our fascination with medical marijuana, MMA fighting, and tarot, astrology and i ching.  We find out why Leo's are taking over Hollywood and why Suzy's sign makes her a magical unicorn and why Ryan's sign makes him a stubborn jerk.  We discuss Michael Jackson's bathroom habits, Ryan's bathroom habits and, of course, Prince.  And we talk about someone who means very much to us, Robin Williams.  Please listen and subscribe.   Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:

Suzy and Ryan are back!  Ryan is fresh off Comic Con and Suzy is fresh off Tori Anus and her face looking normal again. Nothing can hold us down!  We recorded this on the premiere night of Sharknado 2.  This movie pretty much changed our lives. We recap our weeks and delve into creepy ex boyfriends, Real Housewives, Aviva's fake leg, the Kardashians, Twin Peaks, and much much more.   Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:http://twitter.com/DLMpodcast

What a week.  Suzy went to Lady Gaga and her face is a mess of bumps!  She's going to Tori Amos tomorrow so who knows what will happen.  More to come!  We, also, delve deep into Comic Con where Ryan is going with his wife.  Tune in next week to find out how he will accidentally upset her.  We get into The Real Housewives, Batman, Rob Kardashian (where has he gone?), sizzurp, double cup, Bieber, cats and dogs, mean children and much much more!  Please listen and subscribe! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:http://tw

Suzy and Ryan are back with a mild vengeance!  Suzy makes coconut maccaroons that cats like.  Ryan binge watches every show known to man while Suzy introduces a friend to the Real Houswives franchise.  Then they go deep into the greatest decade of all...the 90's!  Madonna and her sex book, Alice in Chains, overalls, dolphin hemp necklaces, Ani DiFranco, Lilith Fair, Lollapalooza, Grateful Dead, Dave Matthews Band, pooping in limos, 90210, Jason Priestly, Tori Spelling, and the first male model serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.  Then Suzy wonders at the beauty and grace of the new hot felon on the block Jeremy Meeks!  (look him up.  He's gorgeous).  Also, Ryan tried cross fit this week and might die.  All this and much much more.  Thanks for listening! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:

TINY LISTER WANTS TO EAT YOUR POOP, Orange is the New Black, Game of thrones, Bieber, Dr. Dre the billionaire, NWA, our ever growing concern over Rob Kardashian, Candy Crush Saga, Pinterest, Linked IN, Barf (when you throw up, do you look at yours?), Marianne Williamson and Tilapia, Self Help, oh, and gamers.  And we are really proud of ourselves cuz we don't bring up Tori Spelling at all!!! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:http://twitter.com/DLMpodcast

Suzy and Ryan are back and feeling funky.  Suzy greets Ryan while she is tweezing her face.  (Listen to find out what tweezing is!).  We delve into some serious topics on this one.  Suzy talks about inapproriate questions she asks on dates while Ryan recaps his trip to Billy Joe with his parents.  We talk about the #yesallwomen movement and we talk more about the movement Ryan had in his garage while his parents were here.  We delve a little in Tori and Dean (of course), Kasey Kasem (of course), but we totally skipped over Justin Bieber's racist rants and Kanye's wedding.  Saving that for next week.  When we are more alert!   Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:http://twitter.com/DLMpodcast

Guys, bascially, we are enraptured with the show True Tori about Tori Spelling and her fairytale romance with her husband Dean-o. We discuss the ins and out of this seminal television experience but we, also, cover weddings, bathroom habits, dating, Kardashians, Memorial Day holiday, pool forts and much much more Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:http://twitter.com/DLMpodcast

Suzy and Ryan rush to the airwaves (of the web) to confront the barrage of media items that have happened this week.  Where in the world is Kasey Kasem?  What happened to Jay Z in that elevator? How do you pronounce Solange?  Who is Solange?  Was their a lone gunmen?  We cover this and more, like, Ryan's wife listening to the podcast, Suzy's "off" day battling with a greedy homless man, Ryan force feeding himself like that guy in the movie S7ven and as always, much much more!!! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:http://twitter.com/DLMpodcast

In this exciting episode we travel from the far reaches of True Tori (Spelling), Real Housewives (New York & Orange County), debate Vicki Guvalson's face, to current events like Palcohol (powdered alcohol), Michael Alig's prison release (the original party monster).  But we also talk about the struggles of getting older,  day drinking, hangovers, pains that just won't go away.  We share stories of sneaking Zima's and cigarettes around our parents and as always MUCH MUCH MUCH more! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:http://twitter.com/DLMpodcast

Suzy and Ryan are fresh off their pre Summer hiatus and ready to talk smack.  We delve into one of the most important shows of the summer, True Tori (spelling) on Lifetime.  Other topics include Ryan's panic attack at Coachella, Suzy's possible roofie (she wasn't roofied she just drank alot) encounter at her own house, Ryan watching his friends Tinder their lives away, the Kanye/Kardashian wedding, The Real Housewives of Orange County, the Linsday Lohan reality show, Prince prank phone calls to Lamar Odom and most importantly the disapearance of Sizzurp!!!! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:http://twitter.com/DLMpodcast

Suzy and Ryan talk about Ryan's trip to Japan and Suzy's continued adventures in finding the man (men) of her dreams.  Of course, they, also, talk about old favorites like pooping and they use a grip of foul language. Other topics include Ray J, animal birthing, Kardashians and much much much more! Daddy Love Me is a comedy podcast hosted by Suzy Henschel and Ryan Bailey. SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ITUNES:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-love-me/id669852573 Like us on Facebook:http://facebook.com/daddylovemepodcast Follow us on Twitter:http://twitter.com/DLMpodcast