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Cynic Empowerment

164 Episodes

32 minutes | Oct 30, 2021
Dead Jokes 24 - We're in Hell... LITERALLY!
We're in hell court and we might just get burned. These imps do not play nice with strangers. Sassy Pants the Incubus is a punk. If we're lucky we might just get out alive.
30 minutes | Oct 18, 2021
Dead Jokes 23 - Tommy the Guardian Angel
Welcome to the cool side of the afterlife folks. We need help taking down the infernal litigator! This time we look to the heavens for holy council. sound fx creds: https://freesound.org/people/Cunningar0807/sounds/436128/ https://freesound.org/people/Teo4/sounds/159641/
35 minutes | Oct 11, 2021
Dead Jokes 22 - Winnie Vinnie Always Wins the Case
When you have a case that's needin solved. Who yah gonna call? Winnie Vinnie Always Wins the Case Demon Marzipan Guy
34 minutes | Oct 5, 2021
Dead Jokes 21 - Infernal Litigation
What do you do when you have been possessed by an evil spirit broker and you would rather not throw up gross, fake looking pea soup to exorcise it? Call Clayborn, here for all your lucifarian litgurgical needs.
38 minutes | Sep 27, 2021
Dead Jokes 20 - Simone says "Chop off a Limb!"
What lengths would you go to in order to extract 17 Mormon souls out of your body?
34 minutes | Sep 20, 2021
Dead Jokes 19 - Astral Mormons
Get our own planets!? Sign me up! This time we get in touch with the largest personality yet. Meet us in the next realm bretheren.
38 minutes | Aug 28, 2021
Dead Jokes 18 - Darth Johan
Darth Johan has soul and we need it. How much are we willing to sacrifice and at what cost? Spider Man undies... This is a good halloween podcast, improv podcast and funny podcast. Listen to it mortals.
32 minutes | Aug 23, 2021
Dead Jokes 17 - Chef Boy Un D
The archivist leads the way to secrets of the Himalayan pink salts! Boy Un Dee can hide no longer.
33 minutes | Aug 16, 2021
Dead Jokes 16 - John "C." Rockefeller
Could it be?! In the very likeness of J.D. Rockefeller? He's here and he's spillin the bagels. Being wealthy ain't always what you would expect, especially when you have you're public images to consider. Credited sound FX: https://freesound.org/people/humanoide9000/sounds/569047/ https://freesound.org/people/Dneproman/sounds/377220/
28 minutes | Aug 12, 2021
Dead Jokes 15 - Orville Redenbacher's Soul Seed
weird shit happens when you sacrifice stuff to satan
34 minutes | Jul 26, 2021
Dead Jokes 13 - Sigmund Freud's Associate
Box is floatin' y'all. What do we do? What do we doo!? I bet Judy knows.
28 minutes | Jul 12, 2021
Dead Jokes 14 - James Audubon's Birdman
The world renown ornithologist John James Audubon had few secrets tucked deep inside the recesses of our spirit box. What's the smoke smell like to you?
39 minutes | Jun 28, 2021
Dead Jokes 12 - John Locke's Chandler
With the neighbor's dog successfully rescued from the recluse diversion we move to the basement!
39 minutes | Jun 21, 2021
142 - The Gates of Hell
Welcome back to the depths of despair folks, we'll be your guide on the river Styx today! On our tour we'll be discussing a variety of rant filled subjects carefully curated for your dismal listening pleasures. Image Creator: Lee Credit: MCT
21 minutes | Jun 20, 2021
Dead Jokes 11 - Vlad's Pole Greaser
Gold toothpicks aren't worth your loyalty! Slip and slide through this greasy episode y'all. sound credits: https://freesound.org/people/Dodgy%20C/sounds/179357/ https://freesound.org/people/sofiakilroy/sounds/508072/ 193349__klankbeeld__horror-ambience-53-sabt-mat-capella-ducis
33 minutes | Jun 9, 2021
141 - Race Theory Critical Edition
critical race theory, not so bad
22 minutes | Jun 7, 2021
Dead Jokes 10 - Alfred Hitchcock's Billy
Ever had your buddy give away your possessed spirit box to the spiders? Timmy and Jimmy chat with the clairvoyant and learn of their fated demise.
26 minutes | Jun 4, 2021
Dead Jokes 9 - Shakespeare's Plant
The last holdout against the undead hordes still stands. Long live the Globe! Credits to: 193349__klankbeeld__horror-ambience-53-sabt-mat-capella-ducis https://freesound.org/people/rap2h/sounds/151312/
32 minutes | May 24, 2021
Dead Jokes 8 - Disney's Package
Walt Disney's health pack?! whaaaaaaaaaat
38 minutes | May 18, 2021
140 - Hands Off MY IP!
Hey there sad folks! Join your hosts Jimmy and Timmy as we explore the Colombian protests and vaccine distribution among intellectual property law!
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