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THE GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES, JUST LIKE WITCHES WITH FAT ASSESS. IN THE SHIP THE TIDE IS TURNING, STOLEN LOOKS AND WLW YEARNING.🎶🎶 --Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Kate, Kay, Marcus, and V. Another shout out to the sea shanties community where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else!

I originally was going to stick to what I said in the episode. The episode was going to be entitled "How to Jerk off to a TED Talk" but I faltered. I am weak. But our pirates of Hera's Vindication are not. They brace up for the on coming storm, both literally and figuratively. Will they take on the UKadian armada or head back and deal with the past and Moreland's crew? --Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Kate, Kay, Marcus, and V. Another shout out to the sea shanties community where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else!

When I die, do not cry, simply come back to this episode title and revel in how fucking good it is. Not to toot my own horn but God damn is it perfect. We travel through Cecily's ghost space and meet the ghosts of our pirates past. Some for better, most for worse. --Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Kate, Kay, Marcus, and V. Another shout out to the sea shanties community where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else!

Deep within the volcanic island prison of Peña Volcana, the pirates of Hera's Vindication face off against the pirates of another Hera's vessel and each other. Can our heroines make off with their bounty of the Princess of España? --Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Kate, Kay, Marcus, and V. Another shout out to the sea shanties community where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else!

After a not so relaxing shore leave the ladies head off on a vibe alone. Below decks our pirates come closer or further away from their respective loves and past. Culminating in a jail break. --Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Kate, Kay, Marcus, and V. Another shout out to the sea shanties community where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else!

After taking some heavy ship damage from UKadian forces, our pirates stop on the tropical Grecko island of Dyonus. On this island everyone has a bad time. --Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Kate, Kay, Marcus, and V. Another shout out to the sea shanties community where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else!

The pirates of Hera's Vindication succeeded in kidnapping the princess*, Yves Cotes-Donner. However, now they must escape from the shores of Ukadia fully intact. Can our crew make a fast exit? *she kidnapped herself -- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Kate, Kay, Marcus, and V. Another shout out to the sea shanties community where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else!

The crew of Hera's Vindication set sail on their first big job since the War of the Three Kingdoms subsided. Follow Schawn of House Lumley, Jessavha the Beast, Cecily 'the cold' Drake, and Freya Kirkengaard as they attempt to steal a princess! -- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Kate, Kay, Marcus, and V. Another shout out to the sea shanties community where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else

Join us on a high sea, high femme, high booty adventure as we take on Thirsty Sword Lesbians by April Kit Walsh and Evil Hat productions. Join testers: Dennis, Kate, Kay, Marcus, and V as they show off the thirsty lesbian pirates they've created. Also get some insight to this geo-political mess Dennis created.

We check out the system from our very own Sarah Williams. Watch us help continue to craft this wonderful system -- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else

The autumnal ball has finally arrived. Can the Prince, Princess, and Duclaureate topple the oppressive secret machine that is Lady Thornbell or will they be outed as a Liar, Fraud, and Disgraced Duclaureate. -- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else

Dearest Variable, Duchess Thornbell has a deal for you. Will you accept? Can our rakish lovers concoct a plan to overthrow the thorn in their sides?-- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else

Dearest Variable, this storm is insufferable. There's been a loud clatter from outside, something to do with the Gardens of Glass and the Gardener James Benson. Baxter, Rosalina, Ivy, Henry and Henri rush to a nearby military encampment to rescue Mr. Benson and face General Ashford.-- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else

Dearest Variable, I write you in haste. Weather has worsened as we attended the Underwood Ball. Tensions reach an all time high as one of our Rakish romantics has their secret revealed. Shocking not only our characters but some of our players. The storm grows and grows leading to another shocking twist at the end of the episode. There are also a ton of ending episode bits. Episode 7 we always get the giggles. -- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else

Dearest Variable, we are delighted to announce that the ball being held in Underwood is ready to commence! Hurry and introduce yourself to a lovely person before things get insanely heated between one Prince and one Duclureate. Baxter has obtained information and a letter. Henri has gained an ally to their cause, and Rosalina has gained a chaperone to the ball. -- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else

Dearest Variable, we continue our endeavors in the town of Underwood. The Duclaureate finally partakes in errands with Miss Perdita Hale, which ends with a scandalous confession in our '1v1' server. Meanwhile the royal cousins continue their side quest in securing love for Sebastian Winterose and Jane Woodbridge. Can they also make their own moves along the way? Oh also, Ninette is there...-- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else.

Dearest Variable, we invite you to the town of Underwood. Where Ms. Perdita Hale and Dx. Henri DeMarseilles begin their errands. Meanwhile Prince Baxter Saintalous and Princess Rosalina Cunningham learn of a relationship that needs preparing and spend the entire day playing matchmaker (but not for themselves.) --Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else.

Dearest Variable, we invite you today to take watch of a young girl inside the Garden of Glass itself. Learn more about Lord Wintrose's hobby and Baxter -- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else.

Dearest Variable, Lord Alexander Wintrose has invited you and the guests of the Gardens to a friendly game of hunting. Do not worry things will remain safe... as far as the rifles go...-- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else.

Dearest Variable, our three available bachelor(etts/ex)s arrive at the Wintrose Estate known as the Gardens of Glass. It would be my highest honor to introduce you to Prince Baxter Saintalous, Princess Rosalina Cunningham, and Duclaureate Henri De Marseilles. As well, you should become acquainted for everyone else invited for the autumnal ball. Your future could be amongst them. -- Thanks to our Testers: Dennis, Marcus, Nick, And Sarah. Shout out to Sarah Williams for creating Petticoats and Proposals for this play test. Another shout out to Vitamin String Quartet where most of our ambient music is lifted from. Thank you to zapsplat.com and freemusicarchive for everything else.