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Calling all "Round Earthers" - we've got definitive PROOF to change your obstinate mind in this episode. (As well as Elon Musk gossip, competitive pogo-sticking, and the philosophical argument that Happy Feet is robot-penguin propaganda.) Allow the sweet and sleepover-esque tones of CJ and special co-conspirators Fahrenheit + Celsius to absolutely crack open your third eye and show you the zetetic truth . . . before it's too late.

HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR dark secret, "Avril Lavigne." That's right - we're out to take down the entire music industry by revealing the princess of pop punk's darkest secret. Grab your eyeliner, dig out your skateboard, and come along with CJ and special guests Artichoke and Ashmedai (king of demons) as they answer all of your angstiest questions. Who is Melissa Vandella? What's going to happen on April 20th, 2022? And, most importantly . . . why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

This breaking news comes JUST in time for V-Day. Tune in whilst gazing into a lover's eyes as we ponder: do aliens walk among us? Can they communicate with canines? Also, are they the same texture as those sticky hands you get from gachapon machines at the local strip mall?! All of these questions and more will be answered by CJ, Beanbag, and Cephalopod in this: the conclusive episode for all things Roswell. Wonder no longer. Step right in.

Uh-oh! It's finally time for the conspiracy theory to end all conspiracies . . . and we may or may not have a self-proclaimed inside source. Get all up on it with CJ and special guest Dumbass as they dive into the bacchanal that is the cult of lizard people (and wind up debating David Icke's baby mullet, investigating Bill Clinton's foot fetish, and reading the sexts of the richest man alive on the way).

It's about time we put the CIA on blast . . . and possibly an even more powerful force. During the course of this exceptional episode, CJ and fraternal guest Chunk investigate the infamous (and very real) Project MKUltra: what it was, how it happened, and whether it could all have been avoided if the government only would have looked to the virtues of baseball bats. Fair warning - C 5 may or may not have slipped something into your communal blow. You're so welcome.

Boy-howdy, you're just gonna have to hear this case all the way through. This fortnight, CJ and special guests Nuckles and Bananas are going down under to explore the shadowy myths that cocoon the country-continent of Australia. Is it heaven? Is it hell? And how exactly does Hugh Jackman factor into all of this?

Wait . . . wasn't this episode released in prison sometime in the 1980s? Jump in with CJ and special guests Mount & Everest (that's right, good luck telling their voices apart) as they explore the Mandela Effect - and other stuff that probably has absolutely nothing to do with collective false memory. Or time travel. Or, potentially, infamous Matrix intern Kent goofing up when the world needed him most. Get ready.

This episode, CJ and special guest Jazzjungle expose the truth behind everybody's favorite monkey boy. Theories discussed include, but are not limited to: Bigfoot is a vampire, has a double role as a Phantom-of-the-Opera-style administrative assistant, or is haunting you from underneath Mount St. Helens. All of your favorite nightmares are coming true.

It's finally here: the conspiracy theory podcast you never knew you always needed. In this Very Special Pilot, CJ and special guest Iceberg discuss rocks, racism, and Burger Kings on the moon. Let's just say this isn't your granddad's conspiracy. Unless your granddad has got his sexy on lock.