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Yo ho ho! Splice the bilge tank, it’s Mastchris Eve! Just in time for the big day, here’s Tom Crowley’s guide to the perfect Mastchris celebration. Tweet about your Mastchris Day with the hashtag #mastchris or email your thoughts and tips to crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. To get an exclusive digital Mastchris card, go to patreon.com/crowleytime. Special thanks to Rachel Parris.

You’ll want to put some ointment on that, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring Drama Parlour, censorship, medical experiments and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, no less. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on Twitter at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Buy the Crowley Time album, Discount Bin, at crowleytime.com.

Live it, laugh at it, love it, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring a communication problem, the return of Tez Tucker, a very special Ask Wingnut and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, whether he likes it or not, with special guest Mike Wozniak. Find out more about Mike at his Twitter, @mrmikewozniak. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch on Twitter at @atomcrowley or email crowleytimepodcast@gmail.com. Buy the Crowley Time album, Discount Bin, at crowleytime.com.

Woh ho ho! Yes it Mister Christman! Sinent light! Yu need cok a torkey? Wel! Marco Pony save yor bakken! Do a joly hollie wit Toom Crolley and me tuday! Meery Crimbols! Twert at @atomcrowley, give all cash a patreon.com/crowleytime! Ho!

God’s teeth! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring a man with a scooter, Mike Shinbone’s new venture and the return of Link Tangent. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, the miscreant, with special guest Lucy Farrett. Find out more about Lucy at her website, lucyfarrett.com. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter. Buy the Crowley Time album, Discount Bin, at crowleytime.com.

Hot patootie! It’s the best of Crowley Time! Featuring all the finest sketches from the first three years of the show, plus a brand new edition of Drama Parlour. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, at various times in history. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter. Buy the Crowley Time album, Discount Bin, at crowleytime.com. Go to the brilliant Factually Inaccurate Stand-Up night at The Miller in London Bridge for top-drawer comedy fun. Find upcoming dates at factuallyinaccuratestandup.wordpress.com

Zowie! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring a new shampoo, a new superhero and a new compilation album. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, ooh, he loves it. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter. Buy the Crowley Time album, Discount Bin, at crowleytime.com. Hear Tom in Episode 19 of The Best Video Game You’ve Never Played, findable via pod.link/bestgame. Check out The Football Book Club wherever you get your podcasts, even if you don’t like football, like Tom doesn’t.

Cower before it, it’s Crowley Time! This special hour-long investigative thriller digs into the murky history of the mysterious Crat family. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, by crikey, and featuring special guest Rufus Hound as Doctor Norman Manifesto. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter. Buy the Crowley Time album, Discount Bin, at crowleytime.com!

Dig that crazy jive! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring some policemen, a casino and an elderly comedian called Spanks McCandle. Written and performed by Tom Crowley, please, waiter. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter. Buy the new Crowley Time album, Discount Bin, at crowleytime.com thanks!

Uh-oh! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring Mike Shinbone, Super Mario, a billionaire and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley to the best of his abilities. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter.

Strike a light, it’s Crowley Time! Featuring television chef Marco DiPoni, digital marketing advice, a surprise visit from Mister Christmas and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, well, it keeps him off the streets. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter.

Ho! Miste Chrismus here! Reinder and sleig! Nice bit of figgy pudd! Get this, lots advice of Wingnut, littel boy tel you wot to do! Join me an Tom Crowley and do a Twert at @atomcrowley, send Chrisams joy to patreon.com/crowleytime! Happy Christ!

Sacré! It’s Crowley Time! Don’t be frightened, but this episode is a crossover with the European Union-themed comedy podcast Quid Pro Euro. Expect continental jests, japes and house music. Written and performed by Tom Crowley and Felix Trench. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter. Check out Quid Pro Euro at quidproeuro.com and visit Felix at @felixtrench on Twitter.

Boo! It’s Crowley Time! Drama Parlour’s Sir Chuntley Buffingham has taken over for this Halloween spectacular! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, oh brother. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter.

Wow! In the final instalment of this Crowley Time miniseries, me, Tom Crowley, interviews former professional darts player Gabby Egg about a very exciting discovery. Thanks to writer, actor and comedian Gemma Arrowsmith (@mmaarrow on Twitter) for the introduction. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter.

Hullo! In the third episode of this Crowley Time miniseries, me, Tom Crowley, interviews karate instructor Aiden Turnbull. Thanks to writer and researcher Thomas Ellis for the introduction. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter.

Now read on! It’s the second in this new Crowley Time miniseries! Me, Tom Crowley, interviews another world-altering local hero in the form of Grace Dibbens, postal activist. Thanks to writer, actor and comedian Lucy Farrett (@lucyfarrett on Twitter) for the introduction. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter.

What? It’s a new Crowley Time miniseries! In Faces of Virtue, your hero, me, Tom Crowley, interviews people who have effected change in their lives and the lives of those around them. Our first guest is Martin Blewington, a travel agent with a difference. Thanks to Benjamin Partridge of The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast for the introduction. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter.

Chocks away for Crowley Time! Featuring Ask Wingnut, Drama Parlour, viral internet trends and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, why I oughtta. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and get in touch at @atomcrowley on Twitter.

Kerching! It’s Crowley Time! Featuring Mike Shinbone, the rest of Netflix, some personal ads and more! Written and performed by Tom Crowley, you know, that guy. Become a supporter of Crowley Time today at patreon.com/crowleytime and send all feedback to @atomcrowley on Twitter.