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We discuss the comedian of the animal kingdom - Hyenas! These animals get a bad rap, is it deserved? Or do these cackling beasts need more love? We also discuss the Bass Pro Pyramid, a very real thing that everyone needs to know about.

"You ever have a girl give you an egg-job?"  We review the Gila Monster, an animal you do NOT want to get bitten by.

We're back to review the shell out of turtles! Luke hints at dark turtle secrets from his past...

It's finally time to figure out what the best critters were from the previous year! Who will come out on top? We also play a game based on CATS, pitch the next Rocky movie, and learn an insane fact about Luke's movie watching habits. 

Toads, frogs, what's the difference? Not as much as you may think. But how do they stack up in a review? And would you french a frog? Seriously, would you? 

We are finally back! On this exciting episode we attempt to rank all of the Star Wars creatures and critters from best to worst! Yahoo, now this is podcasting!

We discuss the EMU, the war-winning terror bird. We also conceptualize an incredible new video game. 

Critter Critics finally returns for season 2! Your favorite boys are back to discuss all sorts of seals, including: elephant seals, harp seals, leopard seals, and Seal the artist. Which one of these will come out on top? Listen and find out, duh. 

Only a few weeks until high school is over? And none of us have gone full camel yet? Join the Critter Critics as review Llamas, Alpacas, and Guanacos all at the same time!

And I, I feel it after midnight A feelin' that you can't fight My one, it lingers when we're done You'll believe God is a Shrimpman

100 Rhinos enter. 1 Rhino leaves. We're here to review this thick unicorn of the savanna, but mostly talk a lot about Zac Efron. Like a lot a lot. 

It's time to review America's favorite bird! Does the real thing live up to the legend of being the most patriotic critter? Just how clever is this girl? That last joke is a reference to the raptors in Jurassic Park. Because, you know, an eagle is a raptor. Raptor is a classification of bird. Get it?

It's the first ever Critter Critics award show, The Critties! We've got 10 exciting awards to give out, but which critters will come out on top? As usual, we discover more about each other than we ever wanted to know. 

Aye, aye, captain! We're here to discuss the lemur, an animal as cute as it is skunky. We also talk about eating diapers for awhile, so look forward to that!

How many of you misread this episode as Planet of the Dildos? Be honest. In this episode we are discussing the sweet ball of joy known as the armadillo! We also play an exciting new animal dating game!

We're finally back reviewing real animals! It's David's biggest fear versus Dylan's ultimate fetish, with Luke caught in the middle of this brutal Civil War. Whoever wins, we lose.

The boys are back with another cryptid special! It's the ultimate battle royal of Bigfoot versus Wolfman. Who will come out on top? Will Luke be able to handle his fear of the Wolfman long enough to talk about it? All this and more!

It's another spooky special as we review the Thunderbird. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...pterodactyl? Wait, what the heck is this thing? Join us as we may or probably won't find out!

On this bone-chilling episode, we review the legendary Jersey Devil. We also make a pitch for an exciting new reboot of a classic film franchise. Your move, Hollywood.

To celebrate Halloween month, the Critter Critics are reviewing cryptids! On this episode we discuss a lesser known worm-and-or-snake creature known as Sinkhole Sam! Music used is by Haunted Corpse.