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We're back with Unit 12, and onto their next mission! But first, Falcon Ryder has to prove why the hell he belongs with the gang.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

After finding a healer, Sylel decided that Felix and Gorgeth needed to arm themselves with some serious magic weapons. Unfortunately, they found an antiques shop with a bunch of mimics inside. Sparing for a moment to think, the looting can begin in full.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Sylel lives again! After barely surviving his encounter with a Warforged defending a mansion that Sylel and his posse were trying to pilfer, our poor elf now finds his fate in the hands of his human and half-orc compatriots. Honestly, with as much shit as Sylel has done, he kinda deserves these bedfellows.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Sylel lives! At least, for now. Join us for the tales of Sylel, stories the Elven Government don’t WANT you to know! So settle in for a journey back through Arduris, the now-broken city on the coast. And Sylel’s hunt for the ones responsible.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Unit 12 is given some guaranteed base leave for a few days. In that time, Pimlock received a coded letter from her sister in Kohlar (the Gnome Capital) that she is being held hostage. So Unit 12 rushes off to Kohlar and to Kaitedal!If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

We pick up right where we left off: Unit 12 evacuating the coastal city of Arduris while the city itself is under attack from a flotilla of pirate frigates. While Parrothead and former-councilman-now-lord Raun lay siege, the elves flee in haste looking for any figurative port in the storm. Now Unit 12 must relay what happened, and deal with the consequences of their actions.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonbooreHere’s the things they bought:VeyloxSpringbootsMagic Item Type: Armor, GreavesEnhancement Bonus: +1Hardness: 3HP: 15/15Unique Abilities:If Ya Ain’t First...: improve your initiative by +3Potions of HealingHeals for 2d8+5The Spell Investigator's BookMagic Item Type: Wondrous, BookEnhancement Bonus: +1Unique Abilities:Acid Arrow to Zone of Truth: Any penalties you’ve incurred from any sources for Spellcraft, be they poor ability rolls or enemy spells being cast, are negated, and set you to zero if you go below. You also receive a +3 to Spellcraft OUTSIDE OF COMBAT ONLY.PRICE: 1,500gpAilosSpelunker's ManualMagic Item Type: Wondrous, BookEnhancement Bonus: +1Unique Abilities:Subterranean Beasts & Where to Find Them: +4 to Knowledge (Dungeoneering) Checks. Using this book to add the +4 when in combat takes a Full Round ActionPRICE: 1,500gp

The Stench, a gnome so foul and grotesque she was exiled to the tippy top of Mount Snowdust. Now Unit 12 must go find her, for she is the one who burned down the Solstice Trees and took the town’s presents. And maybe they’ll even learn the true meaning of the holiday along the way!If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Ho, ho, ho! We're back as promised for our Christmas 2-parter special! On this wonderful Eve, our festive DM Matt is taking Unit 12 to the cheery village of Snowdust, where the people there have been bereft of their merriment and joy! Who could be so dastardly?!If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Magical forests are really no place for a sarcastic rabble of soldiers. It’s places like this that vengeful hags and spiteful pixies prey on the mortal. Unit 12 and their two new friends will find that entering the forest is much easier than it is to get out.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

We join Unit 12 in an ambiguous timeline (and in 5th Edition) given a rather mundane task: strong-arm the nearby village for supplies that the EDF desperately needs. Simple, right? It is, until you involve a psychopathic bard and a trash-talking warlock. Oh, and some creepy children.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

BLOOPER REEL JUST ROLL THE GATDANG TAPEIf you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Parrothead and Raun's new alliance will soon turn their wrath onto those who held the city in a vice grip for centuries.  Unit 12, caught in the crossfire of these massive forces, will be forced to run through the wreckage of the collapsing mega-slum known as The Undertow Sprawl.  If they can escape, and that's a big "if," what will become of Arduris, and of Eyabor?If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Parrothead flies into the fray!  Can Unit 12 defeat him?  Can they even make it back to dry land?!  Find out now!If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

... as in reel fukkin' long.  We recorded for almost 2 hours, and I managed to cut away 40 minutes of bullshit.  This is what was left over...If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

After storming the warehouse and going all gangbusters on the sailors within, Unit 12 and Raunaeril discovered the location of Parrothead: in the middle of the ocean.  Fitting, and seemingly all too obvious for a dread pirate.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

The work has been done, the information coalesced, and the ale drank.  Now is the time to move on Parrothead and bring his terror to an end.  And should Unit 12 succeed, how can they be sure a new Parrothead won't rise from the depths?If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

With only two targets remaining, Unit 12 makes quick work of them so they can get some bonus shopping time.  Pay attention to Sylel, his purchase will be the game-changer.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Two informants down, three to go.  Unit 12 goes after a former pirate who appears to be living the safe life as an honest factory manager.  Uh huh.  We'll see what the gang digs up...If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Continuing straight onto their next target, Ailos, Badger, and Pimlock will head to the ritzier side of town on the hunt for a noble who dabbles in the slave trade.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore

Today, Unit 12 begins their hunt for the 5 targets of information.  After a ridiculous amount of time  deciding what the hell they're going to do, the team splits up to tackle two targets at once.  Oh boy.If you'd like to support Mason Boore, here's the link to his Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/masonboore