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Careful y'all. We're going to get memetic with this episode. Celebrate the coming Halloween with us one one very special dog. That's right, we're reading Smile dot doggo to Liv. Sister Sara is with us once again. Don't mind the occasional audio drop offs. That is for sure not our punishment for failing to... spread the word.

Happy coming Halloween everyone! We're celebrating this year by inflicting some of the finest samplings of creepypasta stories the internet has to offer on my poor dear wife. Sister Sara joins us on this adventure. We read Pale Luna, the haunted video game creepypasta that isn't actually like... any of those things. Enjoy!

In this bonus episode, Olivia reads the first few chapters of her new novel, ULTRA. If you like what you hear, you can buy it at https://www.amazon.com/ULTRA-Olivia-Hill-ebook/dp/B07GXJRYPT

Special guest star Sara Gates, of The Sara Gates fame, also she was on a TV show about ghost hunting. Anyway, she's reading her big sister Liv a story about a way tooooo spppoooky monster. 2006 is apparently also the year that My Chemical Romance released some album. I don't know. Sister badgering was rampant this episode. SCP-2006 is by weizong www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2006 and deserves more tales! Get on it community! Music by Abysmii soundcloud.com/abysmii and you should give him your time and money. Plugs! Sara Gates: https://www.thesaragates.com Olivia Hill's Ultra Novel for preorder: http://a.co/d/f11qpfJ Filamena's Award Winning Ritual Pasta on UCA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAgJZ8f6ukY&t=7s

Gonna get this one dadone. Had to do something a little light and fun, so we picked a story by djkaktus about drugs, radiation, and everyone's favorite parapharm... para farm... para... drug dude! You trust dado. Also covered: Banana extinction, spoopy alien noises, and irradiated Midwestern sodas. It was quite a trip, folks. SCP-3521 is by djkaktus http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3521 and is the start of something wonderful. Music by Abysmii soundcloud.com/abysmii and you should give him your time and money. Sorry Sherm, for my lousy reading. You can hear his MUCH better reading here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iENLVb0vMDs

We are toasters this week, reading this delightful story about forced language and [redacting] household appliances. BONUS: Some quick ideas for the SCP-4000 History contest! Good luck to all the writers! SCP-426 is by Flah http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 and is a great read! Music by Abysmii https://soundcloud.com/abysmii and you should give him your time and money.

It’s about... Well. We know it's not about a sphere. I read my wife a story about a thing that... uh... What was it I read again? This piece is a lot of fun and you should read it. We also talk about the bathroom habits of Foundation personnel. SCP-055 is by qntm http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055 Music is by Abysmii https://soundcloud.com/abysmii

Pilot 1006: I read weird fiction to my wife and we talk about writing. This time it’s a classified document about spiders. And communists. Join us! SCP-1006 is by Texasbigfoot http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1006 Music is by Abysmii https://soundcloud.com/abysmii