Listen Now

Gen 1 was better.  Newer generations of Pocket Men have lost that magic.

They say there are approximately six hundred twenty one "e"s on the net.

In this broadcast they talk about dying.   Category: comedy

Hanukkah Harry is a fictional character on Saturday Night Live played by Jon Lovitz. Hanukkah Harry is portrayed on the show as a variation upon the modern-day image of Santa Claus, with a beard characteristic of a male adherent of Haredi Judaism, and with his hat in blue with white edges (the colors of an Ashkenazi Jewish tallit, or prayer shawl, shared by the flag of Israel). Hanukkah Harry's first appearance on SNL was on Season 15: Episode 9, a show first broadcast on December 16, 1989, with guest host Andie MacDowell, in a sketch titled "The Night Hanukkah Harry Saved Christmas", that viewers are told is sponsored by Hallmark Cards in association with the Jewish Anti-Defamation League. Unable to deliver toys to children due to a stomach virus, Santa calls Hanukkah Harry (Jon Lovitz) at his workshop on Mount Sinai, asking if he could fill in. Hanukkah Harry agrees and flies through the air on a cart pulled by three donkeys, Moische, Herschel and Schlomo. Hanukkah Harry lands on a roof and climbs down the chimney of the home of Scott (Mike Myers) and Christine (Victoria Jackson), offering gifts of slacks and socks respectively, as well as chocolate coins and a dreidel. While the children are initially disappointed at their gifts, their realization that Hanukkah Harry had helped Santa, makes them recognize that "Christians and Jews, deep down, are pretty much the same. Maybe that's the true meaning of Christmas!" With that statement Santa's flu is cured, and Santa comes down the chimney bearing gifts of Barbie make-me-pretty for Christine and a pellet gun for Scott.[1][2] Hanukkah Harry's second appearance on SNL was on Season 15: Episode 17, with guest host Corbin Bernsen, first broadcast on April 14, 1990, in a sketch titled "The Night Hanukkah Harry Saved Easter."[3] The definitive scholarly and popular treatment of Hannukah Harry appears in the book A Kosher Christmas: 'Tis the Season to Be Jewish by Rabbi Joshua Eli Plaut, Ph.D. in the fourth chapter entitled “ `Twas the Night Before Hanukkah: Remaking Christmas Through Parody and Popular Culture.” Plaut details and analyzes how Hannukah Harry becomes an American folk hero as a counterpart to Santa Claus.[4] Building on these two SNL appearances, Hanukkah Harry has been referenced as a personification of Hanukkah to correspond to Santa Claus in various other media, including on National Public Radio, and on the pages of The New York Times in which Jonathan Safran Foer satirically described him as "a real person who drops in on Jewish homes each of the eights nights of Hanukkah to deliver gifts that are in no way dependent on children's good behavior".[5][6] The Baltimore Sun has called Hanukkah Harry one of the best Saturday Night Live sketches of all time.[7]

Creativity inc will not return. It won't.No new e[pisodEs a r   🇪

This is the last pitch palooza.

Let's Get Thinking_

 Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum.[1] He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He is known for his use of observational, often vulgar, and sometimes dark comedy.   He is one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base,[2] and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular".[3] As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks, and My Best Friend's Girl. He also provided the lead voice role in the 2013 family film Planes, and its 2014 sequel Planes: Fire & Rescue. He was the second comedian[4] (after Andrew Dice Clay) to sell out Madison Square Garden's large arena space.[5]   Cook was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, the second son of Donna Jean (née Ford; died 2

In this jmú'Á spider man þö€Ž* dies.  Ÿ¯^'S™Ïndhog day after al| Ã$òQä6~ spy kids five 5 ançúRû7ŠÏ‰ZÐ (five?) @PITCHMANSLIES +|-n—‹–› 444444444 FOuR à'í jUNIE b jONes ^' four four four four four four four four four @PITCHMANSLIES four four four four four four PITCH PALOOZA _

Creativity Inc h㔚コ偃穣vented mtie tral.ve햝鴃 It 묀䘉⨈硯ᖚst. Will smITh i嶺ྸ킈ꛥ㜼聫 tie travel؃疞. And the moon is actually a 傺꼀톌涫㋴ Of cOUR绺퍗⛵撬䟾薵屙㚚ꠗ趑ᤢꀲꪘ抛隐흩ᘎ఼晝Ꮶ虰蝶@PitchmansLies࠯刕䜡뫲軲茝 PITCH PALOOZA _

CreaTivity inc ha続愝⼣ted bErnie sanderS i㊲᧶汕ᾨ빟tate.쮘碢 Half a meatbaLl {|hes our g﹣؃疞☕hile, mARK䘉졢㠕♗f origInal iDeas i꙰↊∝㾕皙ᡀ楕༺〬﫪e children's Olympics. Wh㞧ڠיִ玒ḓ난⼽蜽鮙@PitchmansLies醇裷닰㻮솱奵᛹ᙟ̑ꌂᕷᓂÅ陮得瞧ቇ䁓댨㩗妷 PITCH PALOOZA _

Creativity inc does not ha㾩锒⫕퐼샐썤专鍧ans f㳫㋜ project midas.  It is駲巅ߘ䃺 reڨl. How僳er, Larry the Pizza Guy is re었ﭞ䲶냪摋륖츞隉ained up쯶悥e lu௨⫟d larys lazy⼞럈㖶 lun⏬幍㸡own cafete긴泿ѵ頋⭩껞Ṷ嗔֤ꛋ髟㙒@PitchmansLies鑐쵼꥕襲煘컵셵꟭掎檹葧䜐挟潽立䰽꾣ﳖ찡韊銎筷Ժß顨큪笝㴗铟힭㈤漢묮阮呒즌 PITCH PALOOZA _

 Hear t䃺꓎e tal闬ᄜCreativity Inc還 Dracula versus Santa 葉⚱Be re豗宷ፚ஛葵弖柁h the㕚㊏겲꿮퉦ꇕcoLe Muster 鼿ب赈s 钷꟬ dIGITAL Pocket mEN fr鑡ds. ỏ漪跪Ν㋜uy CI's produc癚ᖉ븍sume_ ⚽㓻纕ꟲ┽埈靝齮ㅨ菧⛛@PitchmansLies꬗偗ᗶ౉㭰궴籠 PITCH PALOOZA _