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Hello from the past, Angels! Last time we recorded was midway through a twitch stream in October and I have edited it up for your ear holes! We spend three minutes trying to think of the words pap smear and speculum, but we had a lot of fun along the way. Someone please explain to us why men like their women bald and what exactly man water is. We just passed our year anniversary and have these dozen episodes to show for it as our lil angel spawn. As always, thanks for listening! Stay fking weird. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

Aloha, Angels! Right up front we want to apologize for pronunciation and background noise. This chain of islands has clean up crews left and right, that must be how it stays so pristine. That, and they keep their fluid exchange in private trades and use bibs. We also talk about Brooke's crystal collection, and our knowledge of adult video stores. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

Sorry for the digs, Alabamians. We promise we love you AND your sister. We flash back to elementary field days in this one and there is mention of slip and slides.. of sorts. There are bots galore in this state, boy oh boy! And they want you to be careful of scammers and feds, and instead infect your computer with pop-up porn. Don't forget to take our newest quiz: What kind of cheesecake are you? Link in the description. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

Sorry for the inconvenience, but this month’s orgy is canceled by COVID-19. Let’s try again next month. If we’ve learned anything from Ted Bundy, it’s that you shouldn’t help strangers in parking lots. But if you do, make sure to go to their house and give them “more than a tip.“ The girls also describe the sex site that all the bots are raving about. It’s a must listen episode with lots of cameos from one of the pod dogs. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

There’s a shortage of milk so this episode is BYOM, okay? Get it however you gotta. Today’s episode is sponsored by: censor beeps, naughty professors, and nonsensical bots. Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com Donate to our podcast at paypal.me/craigsangelspod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

Arm yourself with this angelic episode for Coronageddon! We hope these people bought enough toilet paper, because they are pooping in all the wrong places. These corona QTs discuss porn and using your imagination, while other quaran-listers talk bondage - and lots of it. And to top it off, the dirtiest story we have probably ever read. So wash your hands before and after because this episode may be contagious! Be an angel and support this podcast paypal.me/craigsangelspod Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

Go to the tree with the twisted trunk and watch for splinters as you put your ears to this episode! Brooke butchers the sunshine law, but she makes up for it with anecdotes. This week we will all experience new euphemisms together and the never-ending quest for plumbers. Be an angel with a small donation to our podcast! Paypal.me/craigsangelspod Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

Don’t forget to flash your membership cards to your bros! We travel all over New Mexico, and although there are no aliens, the medical staff sure is getting invasive. We also figure out why people have treadmills in their bedrooms.  Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com Support our podcast with a one time donation at paypal.me/craigsangelspod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

Happy Valentines Day, angels! Another city lets us down by being too pure, but we managed to scoop some good posts for you this week, regardless. Couples and unicorns collide, and feet are discussed in way too much detail for anyone’s comfort. Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com Support our podcast with a one time donation at paypal.me/craigsangelspod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

Buckle your seat belt and prepare yourself for a bumpy ride! Diaper changes and haircuts have us hard and blooming this week. Make sure to keep your hands in the vehicle at all times and your head back on the headrest because this bro stuff is throwing us for a loop. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

We had to dig deep into the heart of the midwest jungle to find the anaconda in this week’s episode. We also uncover some black magic and discuss taking business opportunities when they are presented to you. Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

These Craig’s Listers are bringing the hot to Hotlanta with public “shake weight motions” and helping hands. Meanwhile, Tampa is getting humid because of all the drooling. And wow does one man love fruit bats. Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message

Calling all angels! 👼  Subscribe and follow us to stay up to date with future episodes!  A double whammy is coming at ya on January 15, 2020 Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/craigs-angels/message