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Cotton-Pauly Blend

76 Episodes

48 minutes | Jun 11, 2021
Episode 76 - Floyd Mayweather is Going to Get Knocked Out!
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Pauly is still on the road telling jokes to people who want to listen and laugh to them. For the ones who don't, they constantly talk and text during his set—the guys talk about that. They also talk about the difficulties in figuring out what to buy with an Amazon gift card, strippers getting paid through CashApp and which decade you would love to travel back to and party in (racism, segregation and all hate not being a factor—hard to think of a time where that wasn't a big deal, huh?). Which decade would you party in for a weekend? STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
55 minutes | Jun 4, 2021
Episode 75 - Mermaids and Other Conspiracy Theories (feat. Stevee)
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly are joined by entrepreneur and little sister to Cotton, Stevee. They talk conspiracy theories, radio voices and Mary Jane. They also discuss drinking responsibly, Ancestry.com and not being "that old". Random as always but just as entertaining. Enjoy!Check Stevee out: IG: @stevee.psd Website: steveecotton.comSTILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
65 minutes | May 28, 2021
Episode 74 - Playing Urban Rooms (feat. Jay Smith)
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend the guys are back at Cotton-Pauly studios and are joined by fitness expert and friend of the show, Jay Smith. They talk about fitness, Paul's blind mother (again) and "Oreos". They also talk about Jay Smith's legendary pickup lines, farts and urban rooms. It's gonna be a hot summer! Enjoy!STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle PlayJay Smith's socials:IG: jaysmithfitFacebook: Jay SmithFitemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
57 minutes | May 21, 2021
Episode 73b - "Season 2 Premier"
We're back! Maybe not better than ever but back nonetheless.  Did you miss us? We missed us... ok, ok. We missed you too.On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about the near demise of the podcast, who is this year's MVP and everyone's favorite tending topic, ALIENS! They also discuss trains (not the choo-choo kind), pastries and weddings. Listen, we're back on our bullsh*t. Enjoy!STILL watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
38 minutes | Apr 2, 2021
Episode 71 - Friday 2-pack (1 of 2) - What's the Skeet to Motherf*cka Exchange Rate?
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about movie soundtracks, people who are too high-energy and Las Vegas table-game stories (somehow, meth was involved). They also talk about Paul changing his voice when he uses slang, being white being an odd experience and not watching sports around people who know nothing about them. Oh, you want more? Well, we dropped two episodes today. Keep listening!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
46 minutes | Apr 2, 2021
Episode 72 - Friday 2-pack (2 of 2) - LeBron is Better than Michael Jordan... at Acting
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys are still remote. This time, Paul is in Oklahoma City and is somehow shocked to see Oklahoma City Thunder gear in their local stores. Cotton and Pauly talk sequels and do a Space Jam 2 deep-dive where they discuss Lola Bunny's new look, LeBron James' acting prowess and Pepé Le Pew's mysterious absence. They also talk about child-molester and child sex-trafficker Matt Gaetz, Kenan and Kel, and how good it feels to be champ (and also DIY championship belts out of ordinary things around your home). This episodes got nostalgia, current events and arts & crafts! EnjoyAlso, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
56 minutes | Mar 12, 2021
Episode 70 - The Relationsh!t Mashup
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend (or is the Relationsh!t Podcast?) the guys are joined by (or are they joining?) the Marko and Tony Critelli of the Relationsh!t podcast. Oh and by the way, Marko and Cotton are brothers. Anyway, Marko and Tony are a gay, married couple who have a podcast about gay perspectives on traditional relationships and Cotton and Pauly give some differing perspectives on some interesting topics. It's like the time Uncle Phil showed up on Family Matters. You didn't expect it but somehow it made the episode cooler. Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyerspodrelationshit.comFacebookInstagramTwitterYouTubePlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
46 minutes | Mar 5, 2021
Episode 69 - That Day Was a Good Day
On this episode the guys start off with some gangsta shit and then talk about learning what 69ing is. Cotton and Pauly also discuss watching porn with your significant other, women with hair under their arms (it's gross), taking up golf and Paul's run in with an anti-masker. Credit card? You got it! Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
66 minutes | Feb 19, 2021
Episode 68 - Type A Slump Busters
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk about clean spaces, "white guy shit", and Cotton asks the question, "have you ever gotten with your friend's girl?" They also talk about slump busters, Sarah Silverman and Comedy vs Britney Spears, and WandaVision/Disney+. Also, the guys will be off next week, so catch up on any episodes you may have missed. We'll be back at it March 5! Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
70 minutes | Feb 12, 2021
Episode 67 - Better Days Ahead? (feat. Kabir Singh)
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Pauly says yes!... (to watching Cotton's fish while he is out of town). They also talk about how bright the future looks as it concerns the pandemic, how perfect of a sandwich the peanut better & jelly is, oh, and they're also joined by famous comedian Kabir Singh. Kabir and Paul talk comedy, the early days and Kabir lays out the blueprint for rookie comedians. There's a little something for everyone. Enjoy!Kabir's IG: @kabeezycomicKabir's Twitter: @kabeezyKabir's Facebook: facebook.com/KabirKabeezySingh/Kabir's email: Bookingkabirsingh@gmail.com Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
64 minutes | Feb 5, 2021
Episode 66 - Morgan Wallen, You Can't Say That...
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys anticipate the Super Bowl, they talk about the chick who said something to LeBron, and Brett Favre being a dipshit. They also talk about a potential exhibition between Floyd Mayweather and 50 Cent, the hottest rappers of the last 10 years and the whole Morgan Wallen n-word thing. It's a good one. Enjoy.Oh! Also, congrats Erica!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
61 minutes | Jan 29, 2021
Episode 65 - Teammates Sleeping in the Same Bed
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk tinnitus, Paul being invited to the cookout and the Black vs African American debate. They also talk about the Super Bowl and the matchup between Brady and Mahomes, Paul's dog Scooter getting hot under the dog collar and they're also joined by an old college chum, Aaron Kanno. It's an episode chocked full of stuff. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
64 minutes | Jan 22, 2021
Episode 64 - Have you ever seen white people in a McDonald's commercial?
Hello, listeners. Doesn't the air smell sweeter? Aren't colors more vibrant? 45 is gone and the guys couldn't be more thrilled! On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend,  the guys talk about... stuff and things but mainly that that one guy isn't president anymore. They also talk about fake eyelashes, McDonald's and the Ultimate Warrior. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
70 minutes | Jan 15, 2021
Episode 63 - Comedy with Comics... except for Cotton* (feat. Ryan Goodcase)
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton and Pauly are joined by Bay Area comedian Ryan Goodcase. They discuss past sets, comic beef and being the winners of the last two World Series of Comedy. They also discuss Ryan's commitment to Black Lives Matter, draining threes and what're the odds that Melania divorces Trump soon? It's a good one! Enjoy!IG: @ryangoodcaseTwitter: @ryangoodcaseAlso, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
74 minutes | Jan 8, 2021
Episode 62 - 2021 is Already Shaping Up to be a Motherf*cker of a Year (feat. Will Strong)
Boy oh boy... where to begin? Well, first, to our faithful listeners, to our new listeners, Happy New Year! The Cotton-Pauly Blend is dedicated to bringing you nothing but great content and conversation in 2021. Thanks for listening! You all know what happened this week. There's not much to say about it. Kim is finally leaving Kanye and we talk ALL about it! Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
67 minutes | Dec 18, 2020
Episode 61 - Steve Should've Cloned Myra
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys open with some details about the corporate gig Paul just did at Cotton's job (yes, Cotton has a day job). They also talk about Cotton's recent bout with vertigo, Paul's virtual comedy tips and a wild sext story. Somehow, some way, Cotton and Pauly end up talking about 90s movies and tv shows again. It's another classic! Enjoy!Also, next week is Christmas and the guys are taking the week off. Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
61 minutes | Dec 14, 2020
Episode 60 - An Interview with a Comedian... and the weekends are for hoe shit.
Sorry for the delay but there is a perfectly good explanation for this... which will be discussed on the podcast on 12/18.On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, Cotton talks about his gangsta ass grandma, gangbangin' vs being gangsta and Paul's appearance on the Hot Breath Podcast. They also talk standup comedy, psychics (fuck that Long Island Medium b*tch) and Mercury being in retrograde. Oh! They also take a little tinkle on religion. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
69 minutes | Dec 5, 2020
Episode 59 - To Catch A Predator... handcuffs won't be necessary
LATE FRIDAY DROP! Sorry we're late but better late than never, right? On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys talk jingles, Paul's brush with the Covid-19 and Marvel movies (this conversation lasted longer than intended... our bad). They also talk about yet another predator molesting kids (not your average sicko) and adopting polar bears. Time well spent. Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
63 minutes | Nov 27, 2020
Episode 58 - What Are You Thankful For?
Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
68 minutes | Nov 20, 2020
Episode 57 - Jeezy #VERZUZ Gucci Mane... and Paul wins the World Series of Comedy
On this episode of the Cotton-Pauly Blend, the guys record from separate studios but have a lot to catch up on. Mainly, Paul winning the World Series of Comedy in fabulous Las Vegas! Congratulations to our guy! They also talk about the Jeezy #VERZUZ Gucci Mane, tattoos, Carrot Top and Michael B. Jordan. Oh and DMX slid into Paul's DMs. No, it really happened! Enjoy!Also, watch Above the Fray now on Amazon Video!Above the Fray DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN NOW!Apple MusicSpotifyGoogle Playemail ---> cottonpaulyblend@gmail.cominstagram ---> @paulconyersPlease rate, review, subscribe AND tell your friends... or tell strangers. It doesn't matter. Just tell people about the podcast.
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