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55 minutes | 2 days ago
166 - RoboJoan
Allegedly there was once a female pope! Any evidence of Pope Joan is hiding in the Vatican archives, accessible only to the Christ. Duh, everybody knows that... What you may not know, however, is the story of the first robot Pope. If you like what we do, please subscribe to out Patreon! You'll get all kinds of sweet gifts for doing so and we would appreciate it so much. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents
72 minutes | 9 days ago
165 - EGG WAR: The Temple of Al Spud
Got mud? Call Spud! Hey, friend! You wanna support our podcast? Please? We put a lot of work into this thing, SOOO... G'head! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you so much, and Jingus bless!
68 minutes | 16 days ago
164 - The Scorpion Kink
We've finally identified the Seal Team 6 of ghost killers! Please support the show and get some sweet swag over at our Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!
69 minutes | 23 days ago
163 - American Food Baby
Have you heard about Joe Biden's performance-enhancing earlobes? Have you ever participated in egg-swapping? Have you ever mistakenly activated a Tom Clancy? No? Well... Please consider supporting our show! Head on over to our Patreon to do so and we'll give you all kinds of goodies! www.patreon.com/coolparents
82 minutes | a month ago
162 - You Can't Shave a Mummy
Tindergarten Cops is on the docket but we're also gonna dive into the epic poem "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne. Additionally, we have some new information on POPE as well as noted warlock José Canseco. Thanks for listening! You can support the show and get siiiiick goodies over at our Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents
65 minutes | a month ago
161 - Evidence of Skin
These alternate titles for this episode should give you a great idea of what to expect: The Rock Has Eyes Bubble Gum Tongue Muscle Joseph Smith: Skinwalker Joseph Smith: Realm Squatter God Hole Shrimpin' for Oil If you'd like to support us on Patreon, you'll get free gifts and a TRUCKload of extra content for only $3 or $5. Help us out, would ya?! www.patreon.com/coolparents
64 minutes | a month ago
160 - Wet but Classy
Join us on our quest to locate Billy Football's soul. Witness a cryptic transmission form an ancient space caveman. Then later, experience the first ever "Bucket Match" in the history of CPW. Thanks so much for listening! Please show your support if you can over at our Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents
79 minutes | 2 months ago
159 - Bowel Knights: A Sinister Bean
"Do the Queen Bean Dream?" Listen up, Groff the Chain is back! Need I say more? Park your heat, mister, and check out this new episode. Oh, you'll love what ya hear. And don't forget to support us on Patreon for extra goodies, please and thank you! <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents
79 minutes | 2 months ago
158 - Horny Bay Boob Theory
Please don't throw us in the clink for using suggestive language in our episode title. It couldn't be avoided, I swear! This episode is fiah. Simple as that. You better listen. G'head. It's got egg talk, peepee talk, and some life hacks to help relieve you of your freaks. What else could you need? Hop on over to our Patreon and show your support! You'll get all sorts of goodies for your kindness. www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you all sooooo much!
71 minutes | 2 months ago
157 - Rydo Honks Twice
We got a Race Track Man. We got a five gallon bucket. We got vials of spit. Last but not least: we got RYDO. Buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy Rydo. Have you subscribed to our patreon? You totally should! We appreciate the support. <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents
68 minutes | 2 months ago
156 - Impervious to Nut
Wanna see my pit? Hit me up! Don't forget to support us on Patreon if you can. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents
59 minutes | 3 months ago
155 - Lasso Lizards from Hell
Biiiiig slugger and friend of Bigfoot Jose Canseco is back and looking to throw some fists. Could he be the meathead Nostradamus? Also, do you hate snakes and love apes? We have the story for you! Thanks for listening! Please consider supporting us on Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents
66 minutes | 3 months ago
154 - Pope Floats
POPE. That's all. Short n' sweet. Pope Sean Paul... just not that Nazi Pope. Not my POPE. NOPE. Please support us on Patreon over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and POPE bless!
91 minutes | 3 months ago
153 - Cartier Wallet Chain
What's up, you puke freaks?! I'm sorry I called you puke freaks just now... I meant it in a nice way. Anyway, check out this new episode! It features the return of Tindergarten Cops and Jabroni Jamboree, as well as a conversation with Nick Einstman (of Nick's Not Creative) about Cartier jewelry. If you like our stuff, please consider becoming a patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!
64 minutes | 3 months ago
152 - Meat of the Loom
I really hope you're not listening to this via 5G. Especially if you've been vaccinated. You know Big Brother? I heard on Facebook he's trying to do some stuff. So... Will.i.Am? More like Will.i.AIN'T! Shooooot. Please consider supporting us by becoming a Patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you so much!
73 minutes | 4 months ago
151 - Dope Runt in the Bongo Zone
Have you been to the Bongo Zone? Come on in, be my guess! Are you a melancholy alpha male like Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst? Be my guess! Interested in my "Runtz?" Be my guess! And don't forget to support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks!
80 minutes | 4 months ago
150 - The Legend of Goof Nugget: Bigfoot's Bounty
On this special 150th episode, we're joined by Nick "The Post Master" (and dungeon master) to embark on an unforgettable quest to save Bigfoot. In return, Lord 2 Chainz will grant us back our lives after we were killed by a huge truck. Will we prevail?! Please consider helping us out by becoming a Cool Parents patron at patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!
66 minutes | 4 months ago
149 - A Gutter Punk Christmas
Ohhh baby, we got ourselves a hot one here! We're finally hearing the voices of our sweet slimes (and one frienemy: Don Palumbo). Wanna know what a gutter punk Christmas looks like? Listen to find out! You'll also learn about diesel fuel, Santa Claus AKA your dad AKA a liar, and Scottish snow plows! <3
68 minutes | 4 months ago
148 - Rod
Look out for Rod and Mr. Meat! We've got some Pervert Proverbs for ya, a brand new (to us) cryptid, a nun game, and... wait, did you know horses can SWIM?!?!
76 minutes | 4 months ago
147 - Ghost Train Hussein
Got lasagna snakes? We got a Garfield for that!
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