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In this installment, the 2017 Leland and Sarah talk about Cooper's journeys through the cosmos, the call of Kthulu, H.P. Lovecraft, mega jackpots, the obfuscatory nature of Lynch's new and old work, and vague predictions on what the remaining 14 episodes may have in store. These two make good sound effects.

In this installment, Bunny and Petey consider what may have transpired in Twin Peaks over the last 25 years. We also take under advisement some of the reverse nanotechnology that seems to be killing people and ingesting them through portals countrywide. We look for parallels between this and dialogue that transpired 25 years ago. We fail, most likely and most Lynchian, but we sound sexy trying.

In this inaugural edition of Them Petes, comics Petey Steele and Bunny Themelis discuss the premiere of their favorite TV show, Twin Peaks, newly relaunched after 25 years in the gutter. In this episode, the commiserate on Dark Cooper, the new style of Lynchian cinematography, how rusty a start this new podcast is getting off to, as well as how the style of Lynchian cinematography lends itself to getting podcasts about it off to a rusty start. Petey also publicly reveals his deep disdain for Deputy Andy Brennan and Bunny encourages it all the way, although like all Lynch femmes, her actual sympathy for his ideas remains enigmatic.

In the septuagenarian installment of the program, Sgt. Steele meets up with veteran comic and friend Mike Eltringham to talk about work ethic, stage name, living in New York, getting better comedically, coming up in comedy under good leadership, Mike's next moves, and other sundries that make for an informative conversation. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @Mike_Eltringham on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this installment of The Steele That's Real, the Good General meets with seasoned comic veteran and long-term friend Adrian Rodney to talk about their paths in comedy, their paths reconverging to form a new show on the DC scene, old vs. new hip-hop, family, the grind, goals, and all that mess. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @adrianrodney on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this luxury lounge edition of The Steele, Petey and returning champ of DC Open Mikes Jamel Johnson get together on his recent visit to discuss his brief homecoming to both his home and the throne, adjusting to his new comedy life in L.A., his upcoming appearance on Kevin Hart's Hart of the City on November 6th, his come-up in Woodbridge, VA and D.C., the cultural influences of Woodbridge and some of its other revered comics, basketball, Jadakiss, and that basic shit they have in common. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @NonProfitComic. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this third installment of Steele Toe, The Steele That's Real sits down with professional photographer Lindsey LaBella to discuss her work as an artistic photographer(she disses wedding photography), being an independent business owner and some of the freedoms and responsibilities involved, the prospect of relocating to become a bigger artist, and more important shit like The Simpsons. Follow us @SteelebornDC on Twitter and at Lindsey LaBella on Facebook. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this dust-up and the Second Edition of Steele Toe, The Metallic Motherfucker talks to fellow comic and hair sweeper Andrew Cook about his day job booking a salon. The two further discuss what may have happened if Chez Andy had put his degree to good use, the importance of sacrifice in leading a comic life, salon playlists, jizzy hair, irate customers, and Steele's plan. Follow us @SteelebornDC on Twitter and at Andrew Cook on Facebook. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

Back for this third time on the Steele Wheel, Ross Benoit joins the Knight Errant of Northwest as they talk about coming up in the DC scene in their rookie years of 2012 and 2014, respectively, along with a discussion about marriage, dating, friendship, sacrifice, guns, former lovers, drama, leadership, and unpretty real shit. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @rossbenoit352 on Twitter.  Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this Steele Segment, Petey meets with his colleague, comic Brittany Carney to rip apart Kardashians and Amish people for their basic bitch shit, as well as Brittany's earlier life living in Japan and Singapore, her comedic writing process, their recent Sunday night experience with the most horrific crowd they have ever seen in comedy, the NFL, and other satiable sundries. Follow us @SteelebornDC on Twitter and Brittany Carney on Facebook/ur_papaa on Instagram. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this super dope edition of Steele Real, your host meets up with local favorite and NYC veteran Liz Miele as they big up social media, running, self-care, and self-actualization and diss Tony Robbins and polyannish comedy divas, among other things. As a 15 year vet, Liz offers great insight into what it takes to not only be a great comic, but to lead a real fucking life in it, as well. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @lizmiele on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

Mr. Steele sits down with friend and local favorite Katherine Jessup to talk at length about their tenures in DC Comedy, Katherine's recent DIY national touring and some of the how-to of this process, their self-examination of their evolution as comics, and other discussion that lends to a fun, yet somewhat serious conversation that is informative and good. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @titlehere on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this newest edition of SteelebornFM and the inaugural edition of Steele Toe, the new facet exploring the lives of people whose professions veer off the beaten path, your host sits down to an interview with tattoo artist and Steeleborn and 3GO podcast fan Cory Bowens, as they talk about some of his adventures beginning his profession as a rogue artist, how to run a successful and collaborative business with colleagues, some parallels between the arts of tattooing, comedy, and hip-hop, and other shit that'll make you want to take a needle to your titty. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @MonkeyBlood on Twitter and Instagram. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

On this edition of The Steele That's Real, the descendant of Remington talks at length with veteran comic Bengt Washburn about the old days of being a road comic versus now, the joy of doing cruise ships, Bengt's self-discipline as a full-time comic, a writer, and a family man; the experience of growing up Mormon, and all types of intriguing things. Follow us @SteelebornDC on Twitter and www.getbengt.com. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this long-awaited episode of SteelebornFM(mostly by Jessy, cuz your host has been a free-wheeling, vacationing, lazy piece of shit), St. Steele and his guest talk about L.A., comedy, phone sex, being young on the DC comedy scene, hip-hop, and other things that were on Jessy's legal pad when she arrived at the Steele Depot ready to do this cast.  We had a good time. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @JessyMornerRitt on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this Tuesday installment of The Steele That's Real, Petey and Andy Kline meet up to discuss last week's DNC vs. RNC lineups, Facebook troll fake gangstaism, general idiocy, being diner guys, some of the pros and cons of twelve-step support groups, and other fun shit that allowed us to converse for 80 minutes without interruptions. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @AndyKline74 on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In the Heinz edition of The Steele That's Real, the Georgetown Grenadier catches up with his friend, comic Bunny Themelis, as they converse about Greeks, anti-Greek defamation leagues, Greek networks, comedy, more shit about famous Grecians, both locally and globally, comedy, her recent appearance on 98 Rock with Mickey Cucchiella, and so much else that makes for a big fat Greek segment. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @bunifah on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this installment recorded right after Game 3 of the 2016 NBA Finals(yeah, I'm late!!!), Blue Steele meets a second time with his homeboy Ross Benoit to talk that real shit about having a lifetime barber, being a comic on and off stage, pro ball, philosophy, and some of the dumb shit on the DC Comedy Scene. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @rossbenoit352 on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

Baltimore Comedy Magnate/Newly-Minted Director Mike Finazzo takes a little time with Mr. Steele at Belvedere Square the night after the showing of Wit's End, his directorial debut, at the Senator Theater. The two discuss this great new film, Mike's semi-retirement from comedy/new avocation in filmmaking, some of the other Baltimore luminaries featured in the film, the life of a road comic, and other amazing shit worth hearing. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @theemikefinazzo on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.

In this Steele Segment, Boise's finest, Chadwick Heft joins us to talk about comedy, writing processes, growth in the comedy game, personal growth, addiction, Prince, and everything else. Follow us @SteelebornDC and @ChadHeft on Twitter. Shout-out to our fantastic sponsors Reebok, TicketFly, and Nature Box. Support us, these guys, and their awesome merchandise through cookiepod.com!!!!! Like us on iTunes and the Cookiecast Podcast Network.