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Conversations with Goddesses
28 minutes | Jun 12, 2021
Marriage Stories: An Open Marriage Guy, A Regular Marriage Guy, and Absolutely no Marriage of Opinions
N is seeing a guy in an open marriage while M talks about her hopeful trajectory toward an actual marriage. M and N grapple about their opposing views on the open-marriage thing and things get a lil sassier than usge.
48 minutes | Apr 14, 2021
M and N and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Dating Facts
N delivers some very hard pills to swallow straight from the mouths of babes (guys). Is sex the only litmus test for guys to decide if they like you? Should there be a Rom-Hor (romantic horror movie) called "The Buffer Date?" I would rather get E. Coli than be "faded out." Why do guys think being nice is a bad thing? What even makes sense in the world anymore? Why is food always involved in our episodes?
72 minutes | Mar 12, 2021
The Texting Stalemate between a Gifted Gaslighter and a Stubborn Stalker
It's been waaaaay too long and we have a million things we want to talk about, but thanks to our problematic ADD, two and a half hours of Zoom resulted in 80 minutes of content where we cover, ummm ONE of the topics we tease in the beginning. BUT - it's a good one. We read the final text conversation (seriously, this is REALLY the last final text, for real) with F*ckboy Zero... And we're actually kind of in awe at his unrelenting gaslighting skills. If only he could parlay that into employment.
64 minutes | Dec 22, 2020
All I Want for Christmas is a Date Who Doesn't Hit on My Best Friend
Episode 16 weather calls for a first-date shit storm; a wild fire named N that burns down everything in its path; and cloudy Fuckboy Zero skies with a chance of who the fuck knows.
41 minutes | Dec 6, 2020
N Takes the Hot Mess Express from a Pity Party to a Shit Show
Wow. Um. Yea pretty much - wow. N was going through a little somethin' and pretty much let her hot mess flag fly. M had to verbally cobble the episode together with popsicle sticks and elmers glue. Soooo. Wow.
50 minutes | Sep 22, 2020
F*ckboy Zero is Officially Canceled (and Elmo is on Fire)
In this episode, N tells the story of what led up to the official cancellation F*ckboy Zero - and M compares her angst-fueled mission to the Elmo-on-fire GIF (which both M and N refer to as the Elmo "emoji" for some unknown reason. Also, we get an unplanned phone call from N's mom which offers an interesting perspective of dating and social media from an actual Boomer. M and N struggle with the challenges and restrictions of wine delivery. And, N sweet talks her dog for a disturbing length of time while M takes a potty break. DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded via a Zoom call between M and N so please overlook any audio issues! DISCLAIMER: Excessive amounts of wine was consumed throughout those 2 hours.
42 minutes | Aug 31, 2020
We Get (Really) Drunk, How to Get Over a Breakup, & We Get (Really, Really) Drunk
Uber Eats hears us mention booze and sends M a notification about alcohol delivery... and pretty much everything goes downhill after that. By the end of this episode, we are probably 3x the legal limit. We slur through talking about LTR breakups, having too much pride, and the fact that men like breaking up on their terms. You should probably drink while you listen. A lot. And do a shot every time M says "Are you fucking kidding me??" xoxox
52 minutes | Aug 25, 2020
Rejection Sucks, Text Relationships aren't Real Relationships, and There are Different Levels of "Like"
In this episode, we kinda go into some topics that should be totes obvs: rejection stings, text relationships don't count, and "liking" is a spectrum. And of course we reference JTrain (Jared Freid) as if he was the Pharoh of Phuckboys.
51 minutes | Aug 13, 2020
Brownies Make me Lose my Train of Thought
We do some mental parkour, leaping from thought to thought while enjoying refreshments of wine and very special brownies. We jump from topics like: Have you ever been ghosted by a friend? or been jealous of a friend's relationship status? ... to pondering questions like: Would we ever get married again? ... Then we discuss what it's like to marry someone who doesn't want to have sex with you... and what a mindfuck it is to try to be a perfect parent for 567,648,000 seconds.
53 minutes | Aug 7, 2020
Kittenfishing, High Fidelity, One-Night Stands, FWB, and Country Club Motherfuckers
more terminology - Kanyeing
46 minutes | Aug 1, 2020
We Give You Duolingo for 2020 Dating Terminology, while F*uckboys Give Us Serial Killer Vibes
Once upon a time, F*uckboy Zero
39 minutes | Jul 27, 2020
Conversations with Jared Freid
We dedicate this episode to our favorite podcaster and relationship guru, Jared Freid, of "JTrain" and "U Up?" (with Betches' Boss Betch Jordana Abraham.) We pretty much take everything Jared says as gospel, but in this episode, we do explore some different perspectives on classic Jared-isms. We also talk about dating apps - Do's and Don't's of dating profiles, as well as trying out Betches' app, SHIP, where your friends can go on the app and swipe for you!
43 minutes | Jul 27, 2020
Lingering is the Worst; Nudes are the Best; We Found some Guys to take Our Test!
We go out into the wild to ask some real live guys about some things we've always wanted to know like: Do guys lose respect for you if you send nudes in a new relationship? Do they care if you have cheating in your past? A criminal history? A demanding career? (or a nonexistent one?) What really turns them on and off? ... Can a wide financial disparity be a deal breaker?
32 minutes | Jul 13, 2020
We CSI the shit out of F*ckboy Zero's latest text, discuss F*ckboy social media practices and that damn radar they all come equipped with that tells them to text you the moment you get over them, and we text all 4 F*ckboys to see what kind of text will get a response from an elusive and/or ghostish F*ckboy. And guess which of the following topics we happen upon: 1) People at Target make N sad. 2) Lithium - drug and/or metal. 3) Are we too nice? 4) A past funeral that went unexpectedly. 5) All of the above.
22 minutes | Jul 11, 2020
Another Fuckboy gets his Wings
N's latest situationship guy reaches Fuckboy status. And as equal-opportunity goddesses, we acknowledge that women can be total assholes, too.
21 minutes | Jul 11, 2020
Gender Relationship Stereotypes and One Dude's Op Ed on Sending Nudes
First, N gets triggered about gender stereotypes in relationships. Then, M surveys her "Ex That She Still Hangs Out With" about sending nudes and what a first date should look like.
27 minutes | Jul 10, 2020
Raising Boys into Men & Dating Men who Still Act like Boys
Being single moms of teen boys in the era of "Me Too," dating younger vs. older men, and does being an introvert or extrovert influence your texting game?
48 minutes | Jul 8, 2020
F*ckboy Zero and Leftovers in the Fridge
We perform a ridiculous text conversation between N and a politically, um, passionate, fuckboy that went off the rails. N discusses the "Fuckboy Zero" that started her personal fuckboy pandemic. And we list some common fuckboy behaviors and dialogue - let us know if we left anything out!
47 minutes | Jul 3, 2020
When Sexual & Emotional Distancing Feels Like More Than 6-Feet Apart
Welcome to the 1st episode of "Conversations with Goddesses!" In this episode, we - your podcast hosts, M and N - give some background on ourselves and why we decided to start this podcast! Then we jump right in and talk about what we're overthinking this week... Is having different views on Covid / social distancing a deal breaker? Maybe if you JUST matched... but what if you're 5 or 10 dates in and everything else is perfect? How important is texting to you in a relationship? Is your guy's texting style up to your standard? How important is the next-day text after a sex date?
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