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It's hard to believe that God exists isn't it? but he does, and every few weeks or so we have a bit of a chat on the conversation with god podcast @ GMAIL DOT COM, in the latest deity based epsiode God & I play Scrabble, God forges some new new shoes for Satan's hooves & we sing a song about carrots & Peas & bacon. Thanks to purple Dragon for choosing to support the patreon! mud flaps

Shepherds Pie in this episode, also god breaks my hoover with his massive flaps of skin, we actually cook a shepherd, we sing songs for a lovely new patrons and answer some questions, its 26 minutes of your life wasted basically. Thanks then. blah blah blah patreon, blah blah facebook etc, moan winge etc etc jesus pig machine carrot hat wood, sniff, lob.

I talk about some recent criticism that has been levelled at the conversations with god podcast @ gmail .com from Matt Mitchell of the Godless Rebelution podcast @ gmail.com. Celery

Episode # 47 Button Moon. Much less swearing than the last few episodes, I'm not sure if thats good or bad to be honest. God goes swimming in this one, we wonder what an "expanded cable" is and have a look at another biblical contradiction, you know the drill. Thanks as always to Nico G for the biblical accuracy of the bible's inaccuracy & facebook helps. patreon.com/convowithgodpod @cwgpodcast = facebooks @Toeknoeecwg = twitters complaints, corrections & confessions conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com small hammer, light bladder, old tyre sheep fire, tin hat, dead cat, soil

You know what it's like when you can't sleep? you dont need to answer that, I am being rhetorical, Anyway, im tired of coming under fire from atheists saying that the god on my podcast isn't real, so I had to have a rant at 3am and get some thoughts off my chest, hopefully now I can sleep. Regards Tone

Part two of a two part podcast that has two parts, like a duck with another duck glued to its face, but less shit and with more swear words. Basically more swearing and other bullshit, Thanks to Nici G for his input & help with facebook's and content. swab, swab, swab, swab, blob nose, clump, hair, coddle, pig sweat, bile in space.

As the title suggests, this episode of the conversations with god podcast @ gmail . com, contains some lovely swear words and some lovely blasphemy, in all seriousness not one for the kids, that is unless they like a good fucking swear. Thanks to Nico for your help with stuff! Thanks to the lovely chaps at the godless rebelution podcast for allowing me to use some of their content. you can find them here: http://www.godlessrebelution.com/ To complain about how shit the podcast is or to ask maggot face a question, contact us below conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com Facebooks; @cwgpodcast twitters; @ToekneeCWG https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod spread some bacon on your face and smell some soil, after that salad milk.

This episode has a focus on family and family love in the bible, more specifically incest, Gods shitty old toilet paper book written ages ago by stupid humans is rubbish and morally bad. Thanks then, have a lovely afternoon. Toe Knees got a question for the sick sky pervert? Thanks to Nico G for the biblical insights and the facebooks. conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com It's nearly over.

Episode # 43 Vegetarian Chicken, as usual god is portrayed as a bumbling idiot and I try to call him out on his shitty dogmatic nonsense, if you want nuance then you are listening the wrong podcast, if you want mindless nonsense then you are in good company. Thanks to Nico Gonzalez, bible brain and interweb gorgon!! Thanks to Harry Zitzelberger for his patronage!! If you wish to register a complaint- conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com Face books = @cwgpodcast twitters @toekneecwg patreon.com/convowithgodpod slap a kipper with a slipper if it flops feed it chops.

This is a bonus episode where I chat with Patron Nico Gonzalez, who is now volunteering as our Facebook's manager and content producer for Conversations with God Podcast @ gmail .com, he is a lovely chap, and he no longer worships perverted space bastard god. conversationwithgodpodcast@gmail on the emails @cwgpodcast on the facebooks www.convowithgodpod.com is our lovely bland website blood clot in my rock melon nose is lasting too long for its own gothic smell.

Episode # 41 Throwing things at the Bible. In this episode we discuss Hell, diseases and monkeys robbing banks, we welcome a new patron with the customary patron song & god sees someone in heaven licking a Koi Carps eye whilst whistling. To complain or ask baby brain a question or enter the competition to win a signed photo of god please email conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com Seems we need some social media, Twitter is @ToeKneecwg we have a website, its a lovely website. https://www.convowithgodpod.com/ listen the sound of a pig in a pillow, snorting snorting snorting, looking for grain and wheat to eat, listen to the pig in the pillow, isn't it green.

Episode # 40 Burning Beards & Bingo, doesn't really need much more explanation than that, its proper crap, seriously. conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod egg breath.

God and I broadcast from a church service, God eats snacks and drinks booze, God flies a helicopter, we chat about maggots, shunning & the simpsons. We dont have a sponsor for this episode. Thanks to Freethinker215 for the question https://shunnedpodcast.com/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod https://www.convowithgodpod.com/

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Dave's Slaves It's hard to believe that god and I have made another episode, the phrase "flogging a dead horse" springs to mind, this tired old mess of a podcast reluctantly spews out another dreary episode, in this episode we feature another of gods top ten ten diseases that kills the creations that he "loves", god's kitchen has some handy tips for the blind chef amongst us and the fully sighted chefs among us, this episodes sponsor is Dave's Slaves. to complain or ask bubble brain a question conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com or skype convowithgodpod If you'd like to Tithe 10% of your annual salary to help keep the podcast going please head to: https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod my brain is a biscuit, a fruity biscuit, my beard is dirty, my bum bum is tired, my bum bum is red, chocolate pig with a young eye, kill all spanish otters and crabs

If you did download this episode then I am genuinely sorry, as the conversations with god saga unfolds it is becoming increasingly mundane and pointless, in this episode we babble on about the usual nonsense, and as usual god worms his way out of actually answering anything meaningful by changing the subject. thank you to our new patron Nico Gonzalez!! our sponsors who refused to pay us are www.hoover.com.au complain and moan about how terrible the podcast is by emailing me at conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com we have a pointless website, use you eyes to look at it www.convowithgodpod.com Message us on skype: convowithgodpod monkey skull, pig mouth, pig face, imagine a pigs face full of blood and sick and piss.

Hello, my name is Toe Knee, and in this episode of the conversations with god podcast we chat to Sir Thomas Cruise in philosophy corner, God does some looming, and we find out God's full name, this is a first!!! essentially what I have done is re hashed the same tired material that we do each episode and dragged it out for another 20 minutes again, im sorry, seriously, its proper crap this time, but thanks. If you want to support this drivel please visit www,patreon.com/convowithgodpod to complain or tell me how much you hate my stupid face please email conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com errrrrrrrrrrrr pin brain, brain drain, pig bile, vomit, pig, sick, hell, kill, jill, horse mouth tongue eye, ear tree, mucus machine zero foru, death pig hell face aaaahhhh.

God VS The smallest thing in the the universe, can you guess what that would be?? ok, well basically its another rubbish episode of CWG, where we just keep on spitting out the same old nonsense in a vain attempt to amuse someone somewhere on this massive burning ball of lava we call earth. Thanks to Kevin Stulen for the inspiration & his magic hair. Wasp nest face, middle bacon, killer sausage machine, egg, egg ,e eg, egggg, helmet, meat, skull, blood

In this episode, God and I chat to Sir David of Hassell hoffs, make a panda salad and discuss zips on trousers, we don't have a sponsor because everyone hates our stupid faces. Contact us Via Minds and Email https://www.minds.com/convowithgodpod conversationswithgodpdcast@gmail.com badger face, skunk eye, billowing blood whole of pain.