How Do You Feel About Canned Spaghetti? (Intro Episode 001)
Welcome to our first podcast! This is a half-length episode giving a sample of what our show will be like. This episode starts with the question, How do you feel about canned spaghetti? It includes other perplexing questions such as: How do they get long spaghetti into the can in the first place? Does spaghetti in cans grow that way on trees? Where does one purchase canned spaghetti?
Other topics of discussion include:
How a coffee consumer found a dead turtle in a coffee can
What is a baby carrot, really?
Which is harder to bite: a baby carrot or a finger?
Fingers found in cans
Dead, bleached crickets in cilantro
Crickets pulling a sleigh
Rusted black olives
What is a pimento? How do they get into olives?
Are munchkins responsible for stuffing olives? or is it the Pimento family who started the whole idea of stuffing olives?
Band-aids found in food
Used Band-aids found in pools
Screaming children selling chocolate
How consuming five pounds of almonds and three pounds of apricots can be an unpleasant thing to do
Refreshing, frozen almonds
Almond boba tea
Almond and Cherry brethren
Stetson’s favorite fruit
Fonts: Times New Roman, Helvetica, Comic Sans
Switzerland: Confederation of Helvetica
Grilled cheese sandwiches with Swiss cheese and peaches
(H2O) Water is good for you
Fun Fact: Head banging can help you to stay fit