It’s 2017. We have been making television shows and movies about aliens since around 1938. Aliens have been referenced in books, sacred texts, temples, and land features all over the globe for at least a few thousand years. The History channel has a whole show on this subject. The Commute for Peace is dedicated to bringing about more peace on Earth, as well as above…or below it, so first let’s look at how the perception of aliens has morphed through history through our accounts of interactions with them:
Ancient History: Aliens were Gods with advanced technology, knowledge, and wisdom. Tempers, they also seem to have had tempers, and some of them liked Earth Girls…a LOT. We should definitely appease them so they don’t get mad at us.
Less Ancient History: Nobody knows more than the Church, not even aliens. Jesus Christ is WAY cooler than the Aliens ever were. Stop talking about Aliens, talk about Christ and the Church. I mean it, I will frigging burn, imprison, drown, or otherwise dismember you if you talk about Aliens again.
Recent History (1940s-1950s): Aliens are real, and they are going to destroy Earth because we are acting like pricks and recently developed atomic bombs with such flippant disregard that we even invented a painfully spicy candy named after them. WE don’t even like us very much right now.
More Recent History (1960s): There’s no such thing as aliens, keep doing what you’re doing. More bombs, burgers, and chocolate shakes coming right up. There, don’t you feel better now?
Even More Recent History (1970s-1980s): The government is trying to cover it up! Aliens are real, but they have an abnormal anal compulsion. Also, they like sucking blood out of cows and touching people where they pee. That’s all they care about. Anal probes, animal exsanguination, and human reproductive organs. 10 Trillion galaxies in the universe, could be fun things going on elsewhere, but nope, they like to come here solely to be creepy and nefarious.
Just a Few Decades Ago (1990s): The Truth is dark, smoky, and sinister. “They” are controlling our minds, our government, and our world, man! Also, alternatively, why haven’t we made contact yet? Why don’t we hear anything out there? Where is everyone? But also, they’re mining our organs. The “monster” we perceive is just a projection of our own fear. Or possibly actual aliens. Maybe both,