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Dave Chapelle was recently attacked on stage while doing a comedy set. Bryan wonders: Why are humans becoming increasingly sensitive to opposing view points? He then gets on his soap box! Hardees is still place that servers something resembling food and somewhere people are waiting in line for it! Bryan has a game for Hoadley. He shares some favorite dad jokes and tries to make Krissy laugh. This shall not be hard to do! (Or shall it?) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Birds are everywhere. Every climate and country has them. And Bryan has a bird sanctuary on his front door. Will Bryan save the baby birds from certain snake death? Yes he will! Krissy has a bird feeder problem and the hawk is chasing Blue around the yard. Then the gang review Madonna's new insane NFT and wonder if she is taking the plastic surgery too far. Finally, Millennials and Gen Z's are not having sex. Almost at all! Bryan and Krissy discuss possible reasons why, remember the wing-wang 90's and wonder what's the problem....or is there one? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The podcast has almost 3,00,000 downloads! Bryan and Krissy still don't understand why. Maybe it was...ALIENS! Bryan gets a text from a long lost friend, last heard from 10 years ago! Memories come flooding back about the River Room. A high end steak house where the food was always delicious, the booze always flowed and "bar regulars" always found a way to strike out with single ladies. Finally, Mystery is the world's most famous PUA...whatever that means. He talks nonsense while the gang has fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is an award given each year for bad erotic passages in otherwise good books. Bryan and Krissy review a few of these passages. Then, Marlon is on date number 5 with Sugar Mama and he is struggling to make it through. With eyes on the prize of an all expense paid trip to Venice will he make it? Bryan and Krissy have their doubts! Finally, the 90's was a wild time for paid phone lines and one of the biggest was "Dial-A-Date". A phone based sex line. Bryan and Krissy review a HORRIBLE infomercial promoting Dial-A-Date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these people to jump. Then, Bryan tells Krissy about his "go-to" cooking skills...hint: he has none! Finally, the gang decide to get some cooking help from only chef they trust..Frankie Chef Boyar-B! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marlon, Bryan's single friend is working his way to date # 10 with his sugar momma. The woman in question has promised a private flight and fancy hotels in Venice for the tenth date. The magic pheromone "smell" is not there but Marlon is hanging on for the ride. However, he is learning the hard way that this woman may be a bit more demanding than he would like. Then the gang revisit one of their favorite matchmaking TV shows...The Love Connection! The contestant are getting frisky and the crown is going WILD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be caught! Short men are taking to breaking their legs to gain 2-3 inches in height...short men everywhere are cheering! Finally, a woman in NJ is claiming to be a surrogate for Aliens. That is the least strange part of the story. Bryan and Krissy review and discuss. **IMPACT by Interactive Brokers Information: Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone.    ** IMPACT is a paid sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lucky Charms the venerable cereal with marshmallows has been pissing Bryan off since the early 1980's. He asks the question: Why can't the ratio of marshmallows be consistent?! Krissy wonders if Bryan should open a Dippin Dots. "Marlon" is not the name of Bryan's single friend getting much airtime on the podcast. But his stories of single life keep everyone entertained. This time Marlon joins Seeking Arrangements to find a Sugar Momma and he sure does! Finally, ITV's morning show is hilarity with an accent! A #Golddigger joins the morning show with her Sugar Daddy and the hosts Triple Dipple check his facts! **IMPACT by Interactive Brokers Information: Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone.    ** IMPACT is a paid sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A trip to the local Publix turns into a race for Bryan. He get's into a check-out with with a lady in a hurry. Krissy reminds everyone to "rev down" not up. Finally, it's been 2+ years of TCB yet Bryan and Krissy have never answered the listener questions as they promised.....18 months ago! Today is the day. **IMPACT by Interactive Brokers Information: Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone.    ** IMPACT is a paid sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets a request from a mother-son duo for a Monster Hunters review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A random YouTube commenter shares their dislike for the TCB video on Showgirls. Leading Bryan and Krissy to wonder if anyone actually listens to the show before they comment. Bryan talks about Hunter S. Thompson's influence on his young, crazy life. Further Fest was the Grateful Dead's short lived tour after Jerry died. Bryan and His friend decide to take it Further with a tribute to Gonzo! Finally, Johnny Depp is suing his ex-wife Amber Heard for money she does not have and defamation he likely won't prove. So why sue her? Who really knows! But it is a chance for Johnny to brag about all the great drugs he can afford! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan has a bird's nest on his front door and the resulting nursery of birds is scaring the whole family! As the baby birds are hatching his kids are learning the circle of life isn't very pretty. Bryan recalls a phone call where his friend asks those 4 little words no one wants to hear: Are you sitting down?! He learns that his ex-flame is the star of an orgasm tutorial website. What will he do?? Finally, The Vagina Queen is a public access persona in Atlanta. She has her finger on the pulse of men and their insatiable appetites for...well..sex! *** WARNING Extremely NSFW**** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan decides he should read some podcast reviews on the show...for the first time ever. It's a mixed bag and the listeners may be funnier than he is! Bryan and Krissy wonder at what point they would consider themselves famous. They also ponder what they could do with their new found fame and money. Bryan is late too the story about the Sophia Urista. Sophia had to, decided to, or staged, peeing on a concert goer in Florida while performing with her band Brass Against. Finally, Andy Dick is caught in a sad and twisted spiral toward death. Drugs, drinking and debauchery have landed him jail, rehab and now in a YouTuber's kitchen, sleeping on a cot. Bryan and Krissy review the familiar chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan is made to sleep on the couch near the cruise ship door but the neighbors keep it interesting. He hears about some engagement drama, a possible affair and crazy stories from his open balcony door. Then, Bryan explains why he is cruising the halls of the Disney ship late at night. He meets some TCB fans (in his head) and he makes the whole ship uncomfortable with his Titanic re-enactment! Finally, a listener texts in and begs Bryan to give Theresa Caputo another chance. TCB must oblige...game on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan tell Krissy the reason why the show is so popular...his compression and treble tweaking skills. A man on a Southwest flight takes himself to the Mile High Club, in seat 11F , in front of other passengers and gets away with it, 4 separate times! Carl Lentz stops by with some thoughts on the story. Finally, Frankie B must know of TCB fascination around his YouTube channel and the gang doesn't mind! Frankie is back with part 2 of Salon Swees pitch and Bryan and Krissy can't get enough! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan is back from a cruise. The food was great but his ability to watch TLC was not. Netflix is trying to keep momentum with the sister series to Love Is Blind, Ultimatum. 6 couples "swing" their way to marriage decisions. Bryan isn't buying it. Finally, The Hillsong Church has a long and sorted history. Like most church scandals, it's hypocrisy at it's best! Bryan and Krissy take a deep dive into Hillsong and it's Mega-famous Pastor Carl Lentz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan and Krissy are back from a short vacation. Bryan took the family on a Disney Cruise and it was GREAT! Disney World..not so much. North Florida random gas stations are interesting places. Bryan shares about his own time tending a random gas station late nights. Krissy is doing some spring Condo cleaning and throwing out the house. Finally, Bryan has found the very first TCB recording, long before comedy or Krissy entered the picture and Krissy shares her own early Hollywood aspirations as an East Tennessee car dealership spokeswoman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan share a story from south Georgia where a cop is caught on TikTok having "relations" with a mistress behind his patrol car. Then Krissy wonders if she will ever be able to get another normal job after TCB. Finally, Bryan shares a concern with listeners...TCB doesn't finish the clips they review. Well, that's all changing starting today. Part 2 of the Teresa Caputo / Anderson Cooper video is reviewed. **IMPACT by Interactive Brokers Information: Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone.    ** IMPACT is a paid sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan wonders why all parents use the first, middle, last name shout to address children when they are angry. Bryan gives more misinformation when he discusses the UGA animal breeding program. Krissy has to sit and listen to Bryan retell the losing his virginity story...for the 12th time. He recalls being grounded "until further notice". Which encouraged him to get in more trouble! Finally, the Metaverse is real (real in the Meta sense) and Bryan has some predictions about how it will play out. Get ready for Meta-babies...it is coming! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recently Bryan and Krissy did a bit about Fenn's Treasure. They posted a clip to YouTube and the Fenn fans ripped into TCB! Apparetnly people believe TCB should be held to journalistic standards. Bryan reminds listeners...this show is SATIRE! Then the two discuss the very serious events at the Oscars. Jada, Chris and Comedy end up being the losers of the evening. Finally, public access tv has long been melting pot of community information and kooky personalities. Bryan and Krissy review a few videos from the Internet Archive! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices