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This week , the boys sit down for two and a half hours to talk about anything and everything! This week, in lieu of a Thanksgiving special, the fellas have an open, candid discussion; about what are usually very awkward and infuriating topics. Between the laughs, and the positive disagreements coming to a delightful conclusion; we hope you’ll spend your holiday travels, or stay at home orders, with us. Happy Thanksgiving Neewers and Goays!

This week for our 2020 Halloween special, the boys talk about Witches. The legends and history of the inquisitions, the witches of antiquity, and the possible real reason the church hunted them for almost 300 years. Lots of irreverent laughs, some fun, recently discovered possible theories, and a lot of literal shit talk at the front end. (Sorry about that), and Happy Halloween!

This week the boys discuss Psychedelics, life on or around Venus, and space in general. Tyler talks about a trip to a museum, Joey P. gives his best advice, and Ty just has an overall educational evening. We also have a brief and slightly flippant discussion about mortality so... trigger warnings and such.

This week the boys discuss the addictive tendencies of social media and the way it manipulates our thoughts and beliefs. We also talk state flags, Sleep Apnea, and Nic Cage divinity.

This week we dive into Bob Lazar and the recently announced UFO confirmation by the pentagon. We also talk old video games, Trump Sadlibs and reality.

This week the gang is all back together to talk current events and random thoughts! We talk about talking to our moms, pinpointing the moments that could have kept us from existence, and Trumps horrifically transparent interference with the post office.

This week the boys hop back into conspiracies and remember why they took a break in the first place. Tyler try’s to talk about aliens but gets distracted by potential child trafficking. Aaron attempts to break Tys arm in an attempt to save Scott, and Ty breaks down how poor we all really are. We also flush out some Unasian laws and constitutional statutes. And thanks for the use of our theme song to Koit and Time Ireland.

This week the guys catch up and shoot the shit. Tyler tells a story about his car he’s been sitting on for months, Aaron explains Ty’s only fault, (telling stories too often and repeatedly), and Ty lives up to that fault by telling some stories for a second and third time. We talk some more Nicolas Cage, stupid things politicians say, the Baltimore City impound lot, Hamilton, and Unasia.

The Goays are back and in here! This week Fellas attempt to form their own form of government. Tyler helps establish the economic system, Aaron establishes the main form of currency, an Ty establishes our one government agency.

We’re back Neewers and Goays! After a brief break and a little revamping, Ty brings you a Nicholas Cage centric episode, Tyler loses his mind over the Solo movie, (again), and Aaron expresses his feelings about bicyclists. New format means new theme song, enjoy!

This week, despite some technical difficulties, the boys hop back into our Alien and UFO series by discussing some of the most credible abductions in recent years. Tyler gets caught misspelling words again, Aaron calls Ty out on misspelling his attack on Tyler’s misspellings, Scott returns with his classic self offending humor, and Ty explains how the female reproductive system works. (He doesn’t). As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

This week the boys finish off their MH17 series with a bang! Tyler pitches the pilot for The Adventures of Mike Robial and Tricksy Racist! Aaron demands an answer to why and how pickles have no calories, and Ty tells a good old fashioned story about slicing his thumb open and calling Scotts Mom. As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

This week the boys start a two part series on the Malaysian Airlines flight MH17 from our previous Grab Bag episode! Tyler explains what a Bukkake missile system is and how it works, Aaron admits that he thinks Harris Teeter is a craft store, and Ty describes the difficulties of shopping right now, and also calls out our listeners on not finishing our episodes, or reaching out to us. As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

This week while the boys adjust to the new Coronavirus schedule, we bring you a Best of the 2020s compilation episode! Sit back and enjoy some of our favorite bits from episodes 20-29 while we prepare for our next topic: The MH17 flight shoot down from our most recent grab bag episode! As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

This week the boys are back and the prodigal host has returned, Scott’s in the house! The boys talk about books, eat pizza, and cover a variety of random grab bag conspiracy topics. Tyler desperately and futilely attempts to host a podcast, Scott points out that the pope has now admitted the Catholic Church is useless because you can just, “talk to god directly”, Aaron introduces us the the rapper, lil gen-z, and Ty explains why he can’t bring himself to read Scotts work. (It’s actually really sweet) As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

This week the boys return to finish up the Betty and Barney Ruble abduction! From a time before Coronavirus was a household pain in the dick, Tyler tells us how Bill Clinton first noticed Hillary Clinton, Aaron confesses that die to social anxiety he’s changed hygienic products because of the locks at Target, Joey P. details where Bettys alien star chart cock map came from, and Ty explains the best place to get propane when you’re trying to make some night burgers. As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

This week, the boys get waaaaaay off the rails in a super chill, Corona adjacent episode. Tyler tried to give us some useful information about the current situation, but it will probably be out of date by the time this comes out, Joe phones in a friend to compare notes on how to handle a large Dick when you shit, and Ty educates is on the only thing that’ll really keep you safe: Asshole bleaching. As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

This week the boys go over the hypnosis sessions of Barney and Betty Hill, but not until they go on a twenty minute rant about the scam that is medical insurance. Tyler gives the dictionary definition of the word, “incredulity”, Aaron asks, “What if insurance companies only paid to get things fixed once?”, Ty insists that Elon Musk’s Tesla is the first ever smart planet, and prodigal podcaster Joey P. returns to give a Cognitive Contortions PSA and bring some much needed skepticism to the topic. As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

On this weeks episode the boys start a dive into UFO abductions. Tyler explains that if it weren’t for Mike Robial we wouldn’t be able to talk to each other, Aaron realizes humans are basically the dumbest thing in the planet because of how obsessed we are with stupidity, and Ty pitches his idea to fulfill our hopeful attempt to toss a car into a pool of Mac n Cheese. As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com

On this episode of the podcast the boys finish up their initial discussion on, T-Rex hands, "Reasons to believe Aliens are real", (they are). Tyler questions if there is a way to do a balls lobotomy, Aaron encourages that everyone look up what Mercury going retrograde means, (as a result WE go retrograde) , and Ty lays out the scientific laws of attraction when living in a Meth infested wasteland. Most importantly however: Who is Mike Robial? As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively. Lastly, if you enjoy our show, be sure to share it with a friend you think may enjoy it, or leave us a review or rating while you're here! You can also reach out to us @Ccontortions on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and you can e-mail us with any questions, comments, ideas, or segments for our show at Ccontortions@Gmail.com