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Today we talk about jobs involving hucking things, an update on the revolush at the capitol, Lady Gaga's dad, cannibal celebs, pigs milk and then we have a spelling bee. 

Today we discuss the gooch wearables section of the economy, the lil' revolush that conspiracy theorists staged last week, cannibalistic megalodon sharks, and what we hope for the next time our alien friends visit. 

Today we chat avian conspiracies, resolutions, new trends and home coffee brewers. 

Today we talk ancient ruins, 2021 predictions, no-go food items and which holiday greeting suits us best.

Today we chat about our alien brethren, spy games, art, sand, castles, grape sodas and adirondack chairs. 

Today we are out with another invention: a cycling suit of your own body. Listen to us go off the rails as Jake tries words fort he first time and Ross eats dog food flavored jelly beans. 

Today we talk about new ways to be dead, American goodness, Internet criticism, bucket list items, sleeping position, best meal ever, and random pet peeves.

Today we're praying for a day where society returns to a feeling of public free love and forgiveness. We chat about Sonic Burger crimes, Rudy's hanky habits, vacation blunders and how institutionalized racism will keep us from learning about UFO's.

Today we cancel all your holiday plans and talk about the new dystopian landscaper small businesses. For #round topics we're chatting about conspiracies, man buns, illegal deeds, and what we will be like as elders. 

Today we're talking about the Four Seasons Landscaping saga, vaccine news, dolphin phalluses, and Jake's got a very culinary take on cooking a good steak. 

Today we've got sand technology, bagels, bi-curiosity, furry dolphins and the old analog vs. digital conversation. VOTE!!!

Today we chat Carens, America's best breakfast sandwich, missing hikers, and microwave technology. we also give an update on the murderous hornets invading America. 

Today we talk about living in the simulation, zoom call failures, milkshakes, Halloween costumes, and pumpkin spice dip. 

Today we talk about crazy auto trends, annoying YouTube tutorials, Guy Fieri (living saint), woodland creatures and Burger King.

Today we talk about the White House super spreaders, underground volcanos, crappy-chinos, italianos, Dick's new food trucks, and wet water. 

Today we fight about what a cappuccino is, thanks a lot Kelsey. Then we talk about laundered condoms, racist idiots, and whether pumpkins are pumpkins.

Today we talk about coffee! We spitball about the trappings and delights of home espresso. Then it's on to cats vs dogs, seasonal depression and the rampant incest of Back to The Future. 

Today we're James less in Seattle. We reckon with our new designation as an Anarchist hotspot, talk aliens of course, Chapelle calling out the haters, the Notorious RBG, and Trump Chic.

Today it's just James and Jake and it's way more chill than you'd expect.  We talk about all things that go into running a business, smokageddon, brand appearance and we announce the winner of our first giveaway!!!!

Today we follow up on manscaping, talk about the upcoming election, buying houses, gender reveal fires and pay our respects to King Chadwick.