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Clear Your History Podcast
44 minutes | Nov 1, 2019
Magick, Robert the Doll, & NecroPants
At Clear Your History Podcast, Halloween is all year long! Steve starts the episode out explaining what little he knows about right-hand magick, left-hand magick, and chaos magick. And he tells you how you can do a little magick at home. Then, our guest host, Tina tells the true story behind Child’s play! Finally, Megan teaches us a great way to make a little extra coin in your pouch – if you know what I mean!
53 minutes | Oct 24, 2019
We’re expecting this one to be your number 2 favorite episode! We cover phantom poopers, revenge poop, and poop museums! Special Guest Katy B – who, for context, was a pizza shit for our pun party last year. Enjoyyyy
40 minutes | Oct 11, 2019
Workplace Rules, Quitting, & Thaw Times
Let’s face it – if you didn’t HAVE to work – you’d go home half the time! In this episode, Matt joins us to tell us some interesting workplace rules – you won’t believe what umpires have to do!! Then Steve shares some great ideas for quitting your job – and don’t worry – these are all 100% guaranteed to work. Finally, Megan explores an interesting story about a guy who thaws out his dead mother from time to time for casual sex. Yeah – this one is not for kids.
40 minutes | Oct 3, 2019
Alcohol: History, Ways to Ingest, & Drunk Stories
We are back! And to kick off Season 2, we are starting with the cause and solution to all of life’s problems – Alcohol! Steve starts out with some fun stories from history, then Megan explores the best ways to ingest alcohol – without drinking it like a normie – and finally, we share some stories about what actually happens when you get drunk. If you haven’t ever tried it – or have – this is a great guide to Alcohol. Special Guests: Trentie Boom Boom and Sam.
60 minutes | Jun 20, 2019
The Truth About Sonic, Paul McCartney, & Reptilians
The new Sonic trailer is out, and it’s really creeping us out. Megan goes on a CRAZY internet wormhole to investigate. Did you know that Paul McCartney – International music sensation – is, in fact, DEAD and has been since 1966! – Steve has proof! Finally, John uncovers the TRUTH about Dr. Eggman (for sure), Billy Shears, Yao Ming, Michael Jackson (probably) and Mark Zuckerberg – They’re fucking alien lizard people and can’t be trusted!!
50 minutes | May 23, 2019
Pro Farters, Fabio vs Goose, & Walburga’s Affair
Shawn is back proudly explaining his line of work – we assume – and trying to build notoriety for professional farters. Then we find out the real reason why we haven’t seen Fabio Lanzoni in a while. Finally, Megan spins a thread about Walburga and the sexy sewing machine repair man! ?Special Guests: Shawn and Robin
51 minutes | Apr 18, 2019
Would you rather?
Megan and Steve play a game of ‘Would You Rather’ that includes real stories of people who have made some mistakes.
40 minutes | Apr 12, 2019
Emus, Dolls, & Leprechauns
We’re back at it with some true and interesting stories. Our guest Katy starts out by covering the Emu War of 1932. Yes, in between world wars, Australians had their own war at home. Next, we talk about a very disturbed Russian man who had an….interesting hobby making dolls. Finally, we uncover the truth about Leprechauns – Do they exist? Or is it just Midget Shawn up in a tree? Find out today!
59 minutes | Feb 28, 2019
Will Brown, British Slang, & Finland Doesn’t Exist?!
We start this one out with a historical event that was really fucked up – The Lynching of Will Brown during the Omaha Race Riot of 1919. Then Steve completely changes the tone with a fun game of guess the British Slang. Megan and guest Ron have to decipher what the bloody hell is going on with Cockney Rhyming Slang and other Slang terms. Finally Megan proves that Finland doesn’t exist. Special Guest: Ron…
71 minutes | Feb 28, 2019
To the moon!
Did we really go to the moon? Why is it so fucking big? Do aliens live on there? Why haven’t we been back since 1972? Join Megan and Steve as they discuss everything you need to know about our biggest ‘natural’ satellite. Also in this episode, we announce our first real sponsor – Killer Trace! A mysterious interactive cold case delivered to your doorstep every month. You can be ‘cool’ detectives like us! Go to KillerTrace.com and use our promo code CYHP2018 for a discount and to help support our podcast.
49 minutes | Feb 22, 2019
Ranger Roy, The Butt Bandit, Op Elster, & the Killing of Rasputin
This is our most historical episode yet! Megan starts out the show learning about Ranger Roy Sullivan – a man who was struck by lightning 7 times! Then Eli covers the mystery of the Greasy Butt Bandit that terrorized the city of Valentine! John tells the story about a ridiculous failed Nazi mission. Finally, Steve talks about the many deaths of Rasputin – Russian’s greatest Fuck Machine! Special Guests: MC MASTA TROOF and Dr. Snakes
50 minutes | Feb 14, 2019
Strange Addictions & Even Stranger Ways to Love
This episode is all about LOVE! …Well, it was supposed to be, but our research took us somewhere else.?We start the show going through the top 10 strangest addictions according to WatchMojo on YouTube. Then Megan goes into interesting fetishes including – you guessed it – Swiss Cheese! ?Then we finish off the show with some of our favorite break up lines. ?Also we shout out to our friends (valentines) over at 10ish podcast. Happy Valentines Day Everyone! ?
52 minutes | Feb 6, 2019
Goblins, Fraud, & Sisterly Love
We talk about one hell of a house party – loaded with guns, ‘shine, and spacemen – the Kelly–Hopkinsville encounter. Then Trent covers some of the biggest credit card scandals of all time. Finally, Megan covers a nice story about a set of French Sisters who couldn’t live without each other. Special Guest: Trenty Boom Boom
74 minutes | Jan 25, 2019
Killer Nuts, Pseudo Penises, & Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Did you know that 150 people are killed by coconuts every year?! Possibly…but we bet you don’t know as much as Megan knows about hyena genitalia. But honestly, who would want to know that? Possibly you, so if you’re into that sort of thing and also hate Shia LeBeouf listen today. Special Guest: Noodle Bags John
45 minutes | Jan 10, 2019
What would you do for a Klondike Bar, The Colonel’s Secret Recipe, & Other Great Search Terms
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar? We explore some crazy things that people have done for a subpar ice cream treat. Then Steve exposes the 11 herbs and spices that put Colonel Harland David Sanders on the map. Seriously – his shitbag nephew gave up the biggest secret in fried chicken. Finally, Megan lists off some of the stupidest and most common search terms. Yes, some of them are stupider than the shit we’re searching for. Special Guest: Garbonzoooo
57 minutes | Dec 21, 2018
Christmas Conspiracies, Origins, & Icelandic Folklore
Where did Santa come from? Are Ogres real? Is there a war on Christmas? Does the Elf on the Shelf really lose his magic if you touch him? Does Santa have a long lost son? Are the Yule Lad’s gay? And how the fuck did school children summon a snow demon? Listen to this episode and find out. Special Guest: Teeny Tiny Tina
49 minutes | Dec 14, 2018
Tarrare the Hungry, Florida Man, & William Thomson’s Tanned Scalp
This might be the grossest name yet! In this episode, we talk about a French showman and soldier able to eat vast amounts of meat, and damn near everything. Also, he smelled like shit. Next, we talk about some awesome Florida Man headlines and the reason why there are so many. Megan has a special surprise for us during that segment. Finally, Eli rambles on about an English man – William Thomson – who had an unfortunate run-in with some Native Americans. Special guests: John AKA Dr. Snakes and Eli AKA MC Masta Troof from Not Your Real Dads Podcast.
72 minutes | Dec 7, 2018
Curses, Tara the Android, Assaults on Wendy’s, & Number Life Paths
Steve gets real drunk before this one and covers the Curse of Chief Cornstalk and King Tut. Then Evan goes into some very disturbing YouTube videos including Tara the Android and 112dirtbag. Jennelle tells us a few tales where angry customers assaulted Wendy’s employees. Like they needed any more reason to hate their jobs. Finally, Megan tells us what our Number Life Paths are and if we’re compatible with our significant others. Special Guests: Evan (Gargoyle?) and Jenelle – J Nasty Nuggs
64 minutes | Nov 29, 2018
Dolphin Love, Mermaids, & The Bermuda Triangle
It’s getting Wet & Wild over here! Megan dove into some salty waters this week as she searches Dolphins, Hand Jobs, and Carl Sagan. She discusses the enthralling story of Margaret Howe Lovatt and a dolphin named Peter before veering into the latest penis inflation techniques being utilized by scientists to study marine mammal reproduction. Next, Steve takes us on a journey through the history of mermaids sightings. You won’t believe which historical figures encountered these aquatic cryptid beings. Finally, John sails us straight into the Bermuda Triangle and boy are we fucked. We are actually still in the Bermuda Triangle. Please Halp. Special Guest: All-Slip-No-Grip Twist N Tuck John
58 minutes | Nov 19, 2018
Rats, Toilet Demons, & Other things found in butts
Today is World Toilet Day and to celebrate we have a special episode for you fine folks. We start off discussing our favorite cuddly sewer friends – rats – and the rat hunters that go along with them. Then we splash into some interesting historical bathroom demons. The whole episode trials off with Steve talking about a bunch of weird things that have been stuck up people’s butts. Special Guest: Shawn
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