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After their recent exploration of the Peruvian second division Lee, Mike, Ollie & Russ return, and they've brought with them special guest Andy. Replenished by the amazonian offerings the gang are ready to contemplate life, the universe & Tony Pulis. Also, Stoke, Troy Deeney, and the very nature of football fandom itself is discussed. Heavy stuff. Pour yourself a Pisco Sour, sit back and drink the football chats in...

The gang are actually back! They've crossed deserts, sailed sea's and conquered the skies, all to bring you another podcast about football. This week Mike, Ollie & Russ talk England and their success in World Cup qualification, the greatest video game all star eleven, and mourn the loss of Diego Costa's bastardry. All of this and more that's not quite as interesting, and all for free. You get what you pay for, so... 

This weeks show contains everything you need to survive a nuclear holocaust, which are; loads of England chat, Wayne Rooney's misdemeanours, alternative transfer payment methods, Snap Chat filters, and of course, James Milner. All your footballing essentials. Sit back, relax, and let are soothing tones bathe you in football nonsense.

The gang are back with a brand new show. Super Agent's, Mesut Ozil, and and a big juicy dollop of treacle covered Premier League are all dicussed. All that plus Transfer Round Up, Fantasy Football and a solar eclipse, and it lasts longer than a Jack Wilshire under 23's appearance. what more can you ask for. Give it a listen. 

Hold the phone, the Cleanpairofshorts podcast is back this season and at the bottom of this post is only the first bloody episode. Lee, Mike Ollie & Russ chow down on Neymar, Pep & Mou's credibility, all the transfer comings and goings, as well as Paul. Paul? The gang feel good to be back so open up your lug holes and pour them in...

Would you believe it we've actually gone and done a Podcast. The gang are back for one night only (possibly) and not only that, but the wonderful, magical, Lee Partridge is back. Fun time. We look back on a half season of football, give some predictions for the future, and generally arse about a bit. No change then. Enjoy the holiday season with a below average podcast. Hurrah!

We're on hiatus for a bit. Sorry.

Its the final show of the season and its a bumper edition. Its the CPOS Awards! We dish out the most coveted accolades in all of Football to those most deserving. We also look back at pre-season predictions and measure them against reality, which involves coming to terms with how little we know about football. But hey, we have fun anyway. (Spoilers, this recorded a week ago and we all know how quick things change in football right...) Listen to the last show of the season here:

The Premier League has drawn to a close and the gang give it a fitting send off by reveling in all of its glory. After a look back at the last weekend of action, and the season as a whole, the gang turn there attention to the future, and in that future they see England. They give the once over to Roy's initial 26 man squad and even dare to give some Euro predictions.

This week the gang definitely are on the beach and instead of bringing you a professional, polished football show, pretty much just sit around chatting instead. The Pools, Peaky Blinders, and under 7's reffing all feature as well as Blue the dog. Yes, we have a dog in the studio this week and naturally, hilarity ensues. (Don't worry, there is some football chat too).

We're back. After our impromptu hiatus the gang reconvene to celebrate Leicester becoming Premier League Champions and weep with empathy at the relegation dog fight. Tottenham, Man Utd, Newcastle and Sunderland also get mentioned as well as Jordon Veretout's life choices. A veritable plethora of patisserie shaped football delights awaits inside. Come in...

As the climax of the Premier League draws ever nearer, the gang pick apart the key games of the weekends action. Leicester's heroics, Sunderland's fight, Newcastle's win, and Villa's relegation. All this plus interim Mangers and the Fantasy League round up. Enjoy it before the season ends.

What cantankerous nonsense is this? It's this weeks podcast that's what. As the Premier League ambles towards the seasons twilight years, the gang lose no gusto in their dissection of the comings and goings. West Ham, Leicester (again), and Man Utd all get mentioned as well as Steve McManaman, Panini stickers (again), and footballers in films. Seriously, it doesn't get any better than this.

The gang are back after another week off, and they're ready to go. Well, as much as they can be given the heady heights and plummeting lows the Premier League has thrown up for us this week. But more importantly than that, there is in depth pie chat, Panini stickers, and the gang even have the gall to call some players ugly. Pot, kettle, black. have a little bang here.

After an unexpected holiday the gang return triumphant, and get straight to business digging into this weekends Premier League action. Newcastle, Liverpool, and both Manchester teams feature as well as a smidge of scandalous gossip. Also, no animals were harmed in the recording of this show. Now go forth and hear...

This week the gang fill the airways with more bile and lies but do somehow manage to squeeze in some football chat. The weekends Premier League comings and goings are all digested, referee's professional integrity is called into question, and we're regaled with tales of Mike's goal in training. Delightful.

This week the gang briefly stray away from the Premier League to have a gander at the League Cup Final, but soon find their way home to cast a glance at the top and bottom of the table. There's an all star Premier League mangers 11, and an honourable mention for 80's era AC Milan. What more could you ask for.

This weeks show is a little Premier League lite but there is football chat so cast your worries aside. We put the boot into West Brom, undeservedly so, and agree with Pellegrini's choice of not bothering to watch the FA cup. How divisive of us. There's some Premier League Predictions, and we pick the best Best Man.

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a Monster? No its three idiots to talk top of the table clashes and relegation humiliations. Leicester, Arsenal, Tottenham, Villa and Newcastle all discussed plus Premier League fashion tips and predictions. There's more terrible pronunciations and an impromptu round of predictions. But not as you remember them. Tuck in.

This week the gang get a bit serious and contemplate the future of Football, and it turns out it's pretty bleak. Ollie gets passionate about Berahino, Russ gets angry about ticket prices, & Mike gets all Flamini. Don't worry though, after all the seriousness, they're all still idiots.