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Craig and Paul are joined by Stefanie to talk about the new Ghostbusters movie, Pokemon Go, scary protests, and sexism. Craig plays way too much Pokemon Go, Paul can't play it at all because his phone is garbage, and Stefanie has finally learned how to use the microphones properly. All of us liked Ghostbusters so none of us are sexist, because that's how it works. 

Paul and Craig have Ian on the podcast to educate them about palm galloping, peeing  the bed, and poor life decisions. Craig and Ian make fun of Paul's veganism, Paul and Ian make fun of Craig's life outlook, and Craig and Paul make fun of Ian in general. It's a pretty fast paced episode with three morons amusing each other.

Craig and Paul discuss seeing ex-girlfriends, and the joy that can sometimes bring. Craig may be a pretty terrible person for the feelings he has sometimes, but everybody wants to be the winner when they run into an ex. Also covered is Street Sharks, Gargoyles, Ghostbusters, Biker Mice From Mars, and how important it is to properly train your dog.

Paul and Craig recorded an episode this week, but they didnt like it, so here's another previous attempt at doing this for real. You will hear them plan to start the website and get the hosting, of which neither happened until much later. We talk about new relationships, jobs, Jurassic World, Godzilla, and poop.

This episode finds Paul and Craig joined by Rachel. They spend most of the time talking about how Craig had become a minister, a surprisingly easy task in NH. The wedding hasn't happened yet, because Paul and Rachel haven't decided if they wanna write their own vows or have Craig do it. Rachel still needs to make a dress and Paul thinks he can nail down writing vows in 15 minutes. This wedding will be ridiculous, whenever they decide to do it.

Paul and Craig are finally talking about Captain America: Civil War, but not before talking about their new jobs and an unusual pissing strategy. Craig's getting slightly worried about the direction his body is heading, which is to say it's gaining mass. Paul is pretty sure he can help Craig lose weight. We'll check in on that later. Also, a plan is hatched.

This week Paul started a new job and Craig moved into his new place, and this has caused a scheduling issue to record a new episode. Thank god we have tried multiple times to start this podcast and failed to maintain a schedule. This episode was recorded just before summer 2015. We cover Big Hero 6, Godzilla insurance, Matthew Broderick, and how we were totally gonna record for real this time. Except we didn't. So enjoy listening to our failure.

Craig and Paul get together to talk about a variety of subjects, but not Captain America: Civil War. Paul is apparently a filthy casual about comic book movies all of a sudden and hasn't seen it yet. Craig has been signed up for a milf-specific dating website. Paul's future child and Craig moving in with his girlfriend is also covered.

Craig and Paul are talking about Harry Potter again, and they are joined by Stefanie and Rachel. The Chamber of Secrets is one dark movie. It opens with slavery, reveals a Wizard Hitler, and ends with child murder. Craig is severely bothered by wizards, a civilized society, not blinking an eye about having house elf slaves. No one else is nearly concerned as Craig is.

This episode sees Craig walking Paul through the busiest weekend ever. Craig attended PAX East 2016 to work a booth for a new game company and a wedding to attend. Catholic services, Craig's ideal wedding, and Paul's promise to never bring a baby to a convention are covered.

Paul and Craig are joined by Stefanie to talk about the first Harry Potter movie. Paul and Stefanie are big Harry Potter fans, and Craig couldn't care less but has just watched the first movie. Plot holes and "magic" are covered.

Paul and Craig spend this episode talking about Hardcore Henry, D-Box seats, movie trailers, and the upcoming Rogue One movie.