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Why look, its two grumpy Englishmen! Shall we hear what they have to say children? Are you sitting comfortably? This week, after a weirdly Christmassy intro that makes no sense whatsoever, Liam tackles two Netlfix finds in the form of Surge and Intrusion. Andy finally gets the chance to review something hes been waiting patiently for, as yes, Reservation Dogs has finally concluded! Verdict inside. Native American trivia? Are we mad? Yes. Yes we are.   FEATURING   - LIAM MAKES A FESTIVE ADMISSION   - A MAN LOSES HIS SHIT, IN A FILM THIS TIME   - HOME INVASION IN CINEMA: WE APPROVE, SORT OF   - A NATIVE AMERICAN MASTERPIECE: MAN FALLS OFF HORSE   - WE LEARN THE ORIGINS OF SOME WORDS OH BOY  

Hello you! This week, after Andy explains that his spine has ceased to function and he is therefore a mere shell of a man, we crash into a catastrophic bout of film news. Slow week? You betcha! However, we aim to redeem ourselves with some excellent reviews. Liam gets stuck in to the Card Counter, before going all smashy bangy with a look at Bartkowiak. Andy steels himself, downs some painkillers and gets going on a truly epic explanation of the latest Netflix darling, Squid Game. Are you sitting comfortably? YOU'D BETTER BE.   FEATURING   - ALL THE NEWS THAT ISNT HAPPENING   - A BIG GAMBLE PAYS OFF   - POLISH ACTION THRILLER? THE VERDICT MAY SURPRISE YOU   - SQUID GAME: ANDY BEGINS A COLOSSAL EXPLANATION   - KOREAN TRIVIA: DO NOT GET ACCUSED OF A CRIME IN KOREA

DO YOU WANT A PODCAST? WELL GUESS WHAT. This week, after we have a big old discussion about the latest Film and TV news, Liam gets us going with a review of James Wans latest, Malignant, before visiting our old buddy Nic Cage for a look at Prisoners of the Ghostland. Andy meanwhile decides its high time he visited the Netflix top ten list once again for a review of the latest phenomenon, Clickbait. Trivia you ask? Well its bloody Nic Cage isnt it. The man is a font of madness.   FEATURING   - ANDY LAUNCHES AN ASSAULT ON CHRIS PRATT   - LIAM HOPES FOR HORROR AND INSTEAD FINDS THE SILLY   - NIC CAGE PRETENDS HE'S A SAMURAI   - A HUGE RANT DISGUISED AS A REVIEW: GUESS WHICH ONE   - A MAN DOES DRUGS WITH HIS CAT: THE RELENTLESS MYSTIQUE OF MR CAGE

DING DONG. Its CINEMENTALIST here, standing on your digital doorstep and clawing at your virtual front door to be let in. This week, after some Matrix trailer chat, Liam treads nervously into the abyss that is a remake of one of his all time favourites, Candyman, before doing a Netflix deep dive and coming up trumps with Red Dot. Andy meanwhile is off for some fun in the sun with a review of HBOs latest hit series, White Lotus. What could possibly go wrong?   FEATURING   - KEANU REEVES COULD DO WITH A HAIRCUT, SAYS LONG HAIRED PODCAST HOST   - THE CANDYMAN STRIKES TWICE: WHERE ARE MY SWEETS   - CAMPING IN SWEDEN: A TERRIFYING ORDEAL APPARENTLY   - ANDY TIES HIMSELF IN PLOT TWISTS BUT COMES OUT SWINGING   - HAWAII - SPAM LOVERS REUNITED

BONJOURNO. This week, after we decide its time to stop talking about Mission Impossible for a variety of reasons, Liam gets going on a review of Ted Bundys latest.....I mean the latest film about Ted Bundy, No Man of God. Then, Hugh Jackman goes INSIDE HIS OWN ARSE I mean mind in Reminiscence. Meanwhile, Andy would normally do some TV of the week but instead has found a film he must talk about: The Tomorrow War. Indulge him, wont you?   FEATURING   - ROYALS GET JOBS: NATION SHOCKED   - ELIJAH WOOD DOES SOME ELIJAH WOOD   - HUGH JACKMAN THINKS HES DECKARD: HE ISNT   - A FILM THAT HAS LEFT ME STUNNED: THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR   - MEMOOORRIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

LOOK ITS US AGAIN HOORAY. This week, after yet another Tom Cruise update, Liam decides we are having an Irish week with a review of The Boys from County Hell, before confronting a green knight in the film, err, The Green Knight. Andy meanwhile has been freezing off his proverbials in deepest darkest Canada with a review of Bad Blood. So that should be fun! Canadian trivia for dessert, you lucky media gluttons you. KEEP YOUR FORK. FEATURING - TOM CRUISE BLOWS UP MORE OF THE UK: NOBODY CARES - SOME IRISH LADS HAVE SOME IRISH FUN - LIAM LANDS ON SOME PRONUNCIATION AND STICKS WITH IT - BAD BLOOD: ANDY HAS SOME OPINIONS - CANADA HAS LESS GRAVITY. YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT.

Oh look its us again! This week, after a bunch of Film and TV news becasue we have a format goddammit and we're sticking to it, Liam kicks us off with a review of Don't Breathe 2 followed by a look at the latest Netflix hit, Beckett. Andy meanwhile has fallen in love with a big burly man and he's proud of it, so check out his review of Hit and Run for all the juicy details. Yes.   FEATURING   - A DISCUSSION OF FILM STARS SALARIES - JEALOUSY EDITION   - A NASTY MAN IS REVEALED TO BE QUITE ALRIGHT REALLY   - A SURPRISING REVELATION   - A NEW PIECE OF MEDIA THAT ISNT TRYING TO BE JOHN WICK THANK GOD   - SPECIAL FORCES TRIVIA OR ANDY SCRUBS HIS INTERNET HISTORY

And we're back in the room! This week, after our usual dose of film news, we decide to screw with the format entirely as Liam kicks us off with a TV of the week, La Mante, before donning his saucepan helmet and defending himself from The Forever Purge. Andy meanwhile hasn't had time to watch much telly, so removes himself from his usual position and reviews Jungle Cruise instead. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WE'RE SCARED. Normal service will resume shortly. Promise.   FEATURING   - KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON CASTS EVERY AMERICAN ACTOR EVER   - AN UNUSUAL MOTHER SON RELATIONSHIP   - CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? THE PURGE THINKS SO BLESS   - THE ROCK GOES UP THE RIVER - JACK WHITEHALL FALLS ON HIS ARSE   - MAGIC KINGDOM TRIVIA - POOH FOR PRESIDENT EDITION

A day late, but never a dollar short! Yes, after a laptop explosion, a new episode of your favourite Film and TV review podcast, right? Please say yes. This week, Liam kicks us off with reviews of Old and, my God, the latest Fast and Furious entry, F9 (no one was more suprised than me). TV of the week? I'm so glad you asked! Andy puts on his lab coat and goes deep into the minds of serial killers with a look at, err, Mindhunter. Stunts and stunt perfomer trivia to finish! WE'RE BACK BABY.   FEATURING   - BRENDAN FRASER 2: THE REVENGE   - AN M.NIGHT SHYAMALAN FILM, WITH ALL THAT ENTAILS   - WE ATTEMPT TO GUESS THE PLOT OF F9 AND SUCCEED   - WE HAVE GAZED INTO THE ABYSS: IT WAS FUN!   - TRIVIA: WORLDS TOUGHEST WOMAN EDITION

My God, its full of stars! This week we find ourselves in a super positive mood as we review and dissect a plethora of excellent new content! Liam kicks us off with a review of the latest Nic Cage piece, Pig, before taking a look at Mads Mikkelsens Riders of Justice. Andy meanwhile has been off on his holidays to some lovely French woods for a review of Black Spot, before getting all filthy minded with a peep at Veep. See what I did there? Better than Buzzfeed, innit?   FEATURING   - A NEW PREDATOR? ANYONE ELSE NERVOUS?   - A MAN AND HIS PIG: A LOVE STORY FOR A MODERN AGE   - TRAINS: NEVER TRUSTED 'EM   - THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE TREES AND ITS FRENCH   - SCATHING WIT AND FAR FROM SHIT: THE DELIGHTS OF VEEP

Hello and welcome to the heatwave podcast! Listen with delight as two sweaty men tell you what they think of media in a hot room while trying desperately not to pass out. Fun! This week, Liam puts on his pilgrim garb and takes a look at the final installment of the Fear Street series, before going for a Sean Bean miniseries hot take on Time. Andy meanwhile reviews the latest Marvel tie in, Loki, before donning his balaclava for a look at Heist. Heisty trivia to finish hooray!   FEATURING   - DODGY ACCENTS - CERTAINLY SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER FIND US DOING   - SEAN BEAN HAS A BAD TIME ON THE INSIDE   - ANDY STEELS HIMSELF FOR THE MCU BACKLASH   - COPS AND ROBBERS AND GUNS AND STUFF   - THE WORST OUTRO WE'VE EVER DONE HELP WE'RE MELTING

Hola! This week, after some film news about a lady who very much likes her car, Liam continues his run of spooky Netflix releases with a look at Fear Street Part 2: 1978, before strapping on his best holster for a review of Gunpowder Milkshake. Andy meanwhile takes a deep breath and attempts to explain the twisted, the convoluted, the utterly brilliant The Innocent for his slice of TV of the Week. Spanish film trivia to finish, which leads to some interesting runs of pronunciation. Please tell us how badly we did.   FEATURING   - HONK MY HORN AND TURN ME ON   - SPOOKY GOINGS ON - A DEFINITE IMPROVEMENT   - EVERY FILM IS JOHN WICK NOW ISNT THAT NICE   - A MAN ATTEMPTS TO HAVE AN ORDINARY LIFE: LIFE SAYS NO   - A HERCULEAN ATTEMPT TO SPEAK SPANISH FLUENTLY BY A NON-SPANISH SPEAKER

Spooky goings-on, Kelsey Grammer, Kate Winslet and a good old murder docuseries. What more could you possibly want from your friendly neighborhood CINEMENTALISTS? This week, Liam checks out Fear Street Part One:1994, and gets all deep and meaningful with a look at The God Committee. Andy meanwhile travels to Pennysylvania for a date with Kate Winslet in a review of Mare of Easttown, before heading off to lovely old Ireland for a run down on Sophie: A Murder in West Cork. R.L. Stine trivia to finish, oh he's kooky and he's spooky and he......writes a good story? I know, I know. Rubbish.   FEATURING   - AN OPENING DISCUSSION ON THE EUROS GOD HELP US THIS IS NOT OUR FORTE   - CANNES FILM FESTIVAL ATTENDEES SPIT IN TUBES: A CINEMENTALIST EXCLUSIVE   - CREEPY, SPOOKY, AND SURPRISINGLY AVERAGE   - KELSEY GRAMMER HAS THE WEIGHT OF A FILM ON HIS SHOULDERS   - KATE WINSLET TRANSFORMS - WE ARE IMPRESSED  

Oh look! Its us again! This week, after the tale of the worlds angriest pet and some film based news, Liam stays vewy vewy quiet for a film review. Hunting wabbits? No, its A Quiet Place Part 2 of course, you silly goose. Also a review of Gaia, which sounds genuinely insane. Andy meanwhile straps himself in for some adult animation (wahey) with a review of Invincible, and some super clearly telegraphed spoilers you can easily skip. You wont miss them coming, we promise. You'll see why.   FEATURING   - ANDY CHASES THE DRAGON   - LIAM TRIES TO EXPLAIN A GUARDTOWER ON A RAILWAY LINE   - A MULTIPLE HEADED FUNGUS BEAST WHAT THE CHRIST   - OMNI-MAN AND THE TALE OF THE QUESTIONABLE COPYRIGHT   - USING A TIMER LIVE ON A PODCAST: A HALF-ARSED APPROACH TO SPOILERS   - 80's AND 90's SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON TRIVIA FOR DESSERT

The feel-good podcast of the week! Yes, after a dearth of terrible movies, we finally break the curse with a look at some fantastic new cinema: Liam reviews Censor and Siberia inside. Andy meanwhile covers himself in ash and searches out the locals with a look at the creepy and the surreal in a review of Katla. Icelandic trivia to finish!   FEATURING   - JERRY SEINFELD THINKS POP TARTS ARE HILARIOUS   - THE GHOST OF MARY WHITEHOUSE HAUNTS US ALL   - WILLEM DAFOE GOES FOR A WALK INSIDE HIS OWN MIND JESUS   - CREEPY ASH PEOPLE: NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS   - SOME FACTS ABOUT ICELAND BECAUSE WE CAN AND ITS COOL

Well well well, its you again. Guess its time for another podcast! This week, Liam attempts to find something positive in two wonderful films, Infinite and Untitled Horror Movie, before landing on something from 2018 you should watch instead. Andy meanwhile goes for a lovely holiday to the Isle of Wight for a look at The Beast Must Die, and then goes to Brazil instead for the madness that is Killer Ratings. Marky mark trivia to finish. God help us.   FEATURING   - A REVELATION ABOUT RUSSEL CROWE   - MARKY MARK AND THE GLOWING GREEN ORB   - LIAM HAS A WEEK   - JARED HARRIS CAN DO NO WRONG   - AN UNLIKELY TALE FROM THE LAND OF THE BRAZIL NUTS. BRAZIL.   - MARKY MARKY AND HIS TROUBLESOME DEEDS

The Devil, indeed, made me do it. This week, after some sequel derision and no reference made at all to the fact this is our 69th episode (we're going to pretend we're more sophisticated than that and not that we completely and utterly forgot), Liam takes us on a lovely review of The Conjuring 3, before getting all, like, stoned man with a take on Flashback. Andy meanwhile resumes TV of the week with a review of Ragnarok, followed by a look at Philly DA. He knows Philly is a city not a state. Forgive his alcohol addled brain. FEATURING - SEQUELS? NAAAAAAAAAH. - A MAN USES A DUBIOUS LEGAL DEFENCE, LOSES - ITS ALL ABOUT, LIKE, TIME DUDE. PASS THAT SHIT. - WITH MY MIGHTY HAMMER I SHALL SMITE THEE - ANDY SAYS PHILLY IS A STATE, TWICE, DESPITE TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO - SOME PHILLY TRIVIA. ABOUT THE CITY. NOT PENNSYLVANIA. FUCK.

ALWIGHT MATE? ITS THE STATH HERE. LISTEN TO THESE TWO NUMPTIES REVIEW.....ahem. This week, Liam goes hunting for a copycat killer with a familiar style in a review of Spiral: From the Book of Saw, before taking a lovely Sunday drive with our man THE STATH with a look at Guy Ritchies latest, Wrath of Man. Andy meanwhile hasn't had time to do his usual TV this week, so puts on his best dress for a review of Cruella instead. Many accents this week. We know you love them so.   FEATURING   - ANDY ATTEMPTS TO POWER THROUGH THE VACCINE SWEATS   - LIAM FALLS OVER LAUGHING AT A FILM HE REALLY SHOULDNT   - THE STATH DOES SOME STATH THINGS IN A STATH FILM   - CRUELLA DEVILLE UNSURE WHETHER TO MURDER PUPPIES IN SUBSTITUTE FOR CLEVER WRITING   - SOME STATH TRIVIA BECAUSE WE LIKE DOING THE ACCENT YES

HERE WE ARE! This week, the cheery chappies at CINEMENTALIST studios have a lovely dose of film news for you, before Liam reviews Army of the Dead and, God help him, The Woman in the Window. Yes, you can already guess the result. Andy meanwhile packs his bags for a lovely holiday in Miami with a look at Martin Freeman being all scary like in Startup. Did we do some factual Florida trivia to finish out this week? Did we bollocks. FLORIDA MAN trivia of course! FEATURING - BILL GATES AND HIS POTENTIALLY BORING HOBBIES - A LOT OF CHARACTERS KILL A LOT OF ZOMBIES IN A LOT OF FILM - ALFRED HITCHCOCK: CURRENTLY SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE - SOME FRESH YOUNG BUSINESS PEOPLE ENCOUNTER DIFFICULTIES - ANDY COMPARES SOMETHING TO BREAKING BAD AGAIN OH NO WE PROMISE WE WILL MAKE HIM STOP - A GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF A JENNA JAMESON SEX DOLL - SOME CLEANING ADVICE FOR SAID DOLL

Bonjourno CINEMENTALISTS! This week, after our best Bojo impressions, Liam goes on his holidays to South Africa and finds some very disturbing goings-on indeed. Why not watch a 90s classic to cleanse the palate? Those Who Wish Me Dead has you covered. Andy is determined not to mention a certain secret agent and fails miserably in his review of Spy City, before going back a bit to mention the surreal and utterly brilliant Inside No. 9. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TRIVIA ABOUT THE BERLIN WALL WELL WE HAVE SOME LUCKY YOU.   FEATURING   - ABRUBRUBURURUBRUBRUBRUB THE ECONOMY   - WE RUBBISH POTENTIAL NEW RELEASES: CHER EDITION   - ANGELINA JOLIE HAS A TROUBLED PAST: LIAM LIKES IT   - SPOT THE LAST MINUTE OVERDUB JESUS CHRIST I HATE THESE   - THE NAMES BUND. NO RELATION.   - A FAMOUS WALL AND THE PLAYBOY MANSION - A SPURIOUS LINK